Author Topic: Relationdukars (Read 94469 times)

Weegee · « **on:** August 16, 2011, 12:46:34 AM »

WHY DON'T YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?

Kuromatsu · « **Reply #1 on:** August 16, 2011, 06:01:10 AM »

I would never be able to handle the responsibility of a relationship.

Luigison · « **Reply #2 on:** August 16, 2011, 06:39:48 AM »

My wife wouldn't let me.

Turtlekid1 · « **Reply #3 on:** August 16, 2011, 07:39:09 AM »

It's not something I'm interested in pursuing right now.

I'm unattractive.

What Kuro said.

ShadowBrain · « **Reply #4 on:** August 16, 2011, 10:26:28 AM »

Well, for starters, I'm going to be moving to Seattle in a few months, and long-distance relationships have never sounded that stable to me. Besides, most of the girls in my town are either drugged-out, fat, and/or too shallow to bother with.

When I get up to the city, though, I'll probably be too busy with my job, trying to maintain A-level grades to get into law school, and writing to worry about emotional baggage.

CoconutMikeNIke · « **Reply #5 on:** August 16, 2011, 11:38:40 AM »

I could give excuses about my maturity not being at the right level, or how there's no one of interest, but really, I'm not much of a catch. I'm plain to look at at best, but more importantly I'm far too bitter, far too awkward, and far too uninteresting.

Quote from: ShadowBrain on August 16, 2011, 10:26:28 AM

...fat, and/or too shallow to bother with.

Yea, forget those shallow chicks, they only care how you look, right?

TEM · « **Reply #6 on:** August 16, 2011, 02:04:02 PM »

Quote from: Luigison on August 16, 2011, 06:39:48 AM

My wife wouldn't let me.

This is the only valid excuse anyone is going to have.

Luigison · « **Reply #7 on:** August 16, 2011, 06:42:12 PM »

Quote from: TEM on August 16, 2011, 02:04:02 PM

This is the only valid excuse anyone is going to have.

Pt_Peach might disagree with you.

Weegee · « **Reply #8 on:** August 16, 2011, 06:43:08 PM »

Quote from: Luigison on August 16, 2011, 06:42:12 PM

Pt_Peach might disagree with you.

You homophobic *******.

The Chef · « **Reply #9 on:** August 16, 2011, 08:24:09 PM »

I've had horrible luck with every relationship I've been in so far, and all the girls I'm interested in right now are kind of off-limits.

bobman37 · « **Reply #10 on:** August 16, 2011, 08:35:06 PM »

Because I'm sick and tired of girls bending over backwards to do my bidding. I'm trying my best to keep them away but it's an exhausting, steady stream of girls just throwing themselves at me. I just wish I knew what I'm doing wrong :/

Toad · « **Reply #11 on:** August 16, 2011, 10:31:14 PM »

I'm with Luigison.

Weegee · « **Reply #12 on:** August 17, 2011, 12:20:29 AM »

Really? Since when have you two been an item?

Ultima Shadow · « **Reply #13 on:** August 17, 2011, 04:31:22 AM »

Happiness will only come from within, and while it's nice to have that person there who cares for you, it won't do an iota of good for either of you if you can't care for you. Not to degrade people who are happy in relationships, but I'd much rather be happy and single than sad and taken.

CrossEyed7 · « **Reply #14 on:** August 17, 2011, 11:31:32 AM »

In theory, I'm holding off until I'm more satisfied with who I am so that I won't feel the need to try and make people like me by putting up facades that will inevitably fall down months or years or decades down the road, possibly bringing down the whole relationship with them.

In practice, I'm shy and socially inept and also just found out that the girl I was crushing on while internally debating whether she was too young for me already has a boyfriend (who happens to be a year older than me).