So, I used to be a staffer, and then life slapped me in the face. But now, years later, my son is a huge Mario fan by accident, so I have returned, to try and reignite the fire within.
I am a budding filmmaker, and honestly, my dream movie is a reboot for the Mario movie. So guys, let's hope I stick around, and please forgive me if I seem dumb to the new stuff; I'm trying to catch up to a world where time moves faster than the speed of a spiked blue shell.
By accident? I don't believe that's possible at this point. The Mario games have corrupted him, however subtlely, and have done it WELL. They now own him just as they own you...and if you think I'm joking, I've been stuck here for 12 years...off and on, but never cut off for certain. This place has some sort of Siren's Song...and you KNOW IT.