Bowser: Link, I am your Father!
Bowser: I'm tired of kidnapping Peach. Hmm... I wonder if that Hyrulian princess has any plans for tonight...
Shadow Queen: *sings* You are my sunshine, my only sunshine. You make me happy when skies are gray.
Toad: Thank you, Mario, but our princess is in another castle.
Mario: Then who's that? *points at young woman*
Toad: That's Princess Buttercup.