Diddy: Well, we're back! And the ring has been cleared of everyone except Mario and DK! During the break the official woke up and barred everyone not involved in the match from the cage. Mario and DK still battling hard! DK's got a chair! Mario turns around and runs into it! he goes down! DK covers! 1,2, another near fall for DK!
Cranky: DK thought he had the match won there, but it's going to take more than hat to stop the madness that is Mario!
Diddy: Keep preachin the truth, brother! DK kicking Mario around like a rag doll. DK kicks Mario and gloats! Now he places Mario on a table outside the ring! I think Mario's out cold! DK's gonna fly from 15 feet! Mario rolled out of the way!
Cranky: He did what? Oh man! Are you kidding me? Mario covers DK! 1,2, DK just kicked out! DK tried to crush Mario through a table, but winded up crushing only himself! Mario looking for a clothesline! DK ducks and Mario hits the referee! That'll knock him into next week!
Diddy: DK with a low blow to Mario! But here come Luigi and Kirby back into the cage! DK lays them out with a double clothesline! He grabs them both by the neck! Double chokeslam! Now he slams Mario into the steel cage!
Cranky: DK in a fury now as he grabs Luigi and Kirby! Another double chokeslam! Now he sets his crazed, murderous eyes on Mario! Mario punches DK! Mario coming to life here as he punches up DK! Mario whips DK across the ring and they hit each other's clotheslines! But now the referee is distracted by Link on the outside!
Diddy: Dedede hits the Ring and grabs Mario! He destroys Mario with his mallet! Man, what a shot! Now he rolls DK onto Mario! Dedede takes out Luigi and Kirby! The ref counts! 1,2,3! DK stole one!
Cranky: DK stole one indeed! It was still anyone's match until Dedede stormed the ring and destroyed Mario with his mallet! Now what? here comes general manager Bowser! Luigi and Kirby are carrying Mario from the cage.
Bowser: Oh no no no. You set Mario down unless you both want to be fired!
Diddy: Oh come on!
Bowser: That's better! Now, I order you to destroy them, DK!
Cranky: Bowser just commanded DK to demolish Mario and company! The cage door is closed! Our heroes are taking on Dedede and Link too! DK with a DK drill to Mario! DK knocks Mario outside, an open cage door? How did it open? That's how! It's Lemmy and Iggy! They storm the cage and begin their double team moves against Link and Dedede!
Diddy: But here comes Roy! Roy teaming with Link now! They double powerbomb Luigi! DK chokeslams Kirby through a table! Roy catches the Koopa twins, he throws em to DK! Double chokeslam!
Cranky: These 5, Link, DK, Roy, Dedede, and Wario, are on a rampage as we begin our second season! They destroy Mario ligi, Kirby, and the Koopa twins Lemmy and Iggy! What will happen next? Tune in next week to find out! Goodnight everybody!
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