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Title: Lizard Dude Random Contest #2 [Funny Farm]
Post by: Lizard Dude on September 16, 2007, 02:03:03 AM
Here's the game, kids!

In this contest, the funniest person wins. If you haven't been funny up to this point, well here's your chance because I'm erasing everybody's record!

All judging will be based solely on ONE (1) PM to me. This PM can contain a picture, a link to something funny, a joke you type up, a lolcat, a burn on somebody, whatever, anything. The PM I deem funniest after exactly one week from this posting will be the winner.

Submitting more than one PM to me during the duration of the contest will disqualify you. Lizard Dude retains sole right to judge humor. Remember, you are trying to make me laugh. Also remember that you have a week, so you might not want to rush your one chance at submission.

Winner shall receive any videogame of their choice, max price $60. If you're one of those people who "don't want to win the prize", please enter anyway and then donate the prize to the person of your choice! Lizard Dude reserves the right to withhold any prize if deemed neccessary.

For those about to be funny, I salute you.
Title: Re: Lizard Dude Random Contest #2 [Funny Farm]
Post by: Glorb on September 16, 2007, 07:48:47 AM
I sent mine. I can safely predict that I was so funny, LD will get me a $120 game.
Title: Re: Lizard Dude Random Contest #2 [Funny Farm]
Post by: Area 64 on September 16, 2007, 08:25:45 AM
I sent mine.
Title: Re: Lizard Dude Random Contest #2 [Funny Farm]
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on September 16, 2007, 08:42:29 AM
Me too.
Title: Re: Lizard Dude Random Contest #2 [Funny Farm]
Post by: Luigison on September 16, 2007, 09:54:12 AM
Quick, everyone, send in LOLcats!  LSD loves those.
Title: Re: Lizard Dude Random Contest #2 [Funny Farm]
Post by: Area 64 on September 16, 2007, 10:53:14 AM
LSD??
Title: Re: Lizard Dude Random Contest #2 [Funny Farm]
Post by: PaperLuigi on September 16, 2007, 11:26:09 AM
I'm waiting a week before I send mine.
Title: Re: Lizard Dude Random Contest #2 [Funny Farm]
Post by: The Chef on September 16, 2007, 01:03:56 PM
LSD??

Liquid Sugar Dude.
Title: Re: Lizard Dude Random Contest #2 [Funny Farm]
Post by: Shyguy92 on September 16, 2007, 01:51:05 PM
LSD??
Lysergic Acid Diethylamide! Oh man, that made my day. Calling Lizard Dude a drug. Classic.

EDIT: Would sending multiple pictures (lets say lolcats) be...acceptable?
Title: Re: Lizard Dude Random Contest #2 [Funny Farm]
Post by: Bacon on September 16, 2007, 03:47:24 PM
sended mine
Title: Re: Lizard Dude Random Contest #2 [Funny Farm]
Post by: bobman37 on September 16, 2007, 04:19:59 PM
I decided to send mine today instead of waiting because I'll probably forget.
Title: Re: Lizard Dude Random Contest #2 [Funny Farm]
Post by: BP on September 16, 2007, 10:46:04 PM
Sent. ...That's all I have to say.
Title: Re: Lizard Dude Random Contest #2 [Funny Farm]
Post by: Lizard Dude on September 17, 2007, 12:36:14 AM
EDIT: Would sending multiple pictures (lets say lolcats) be...acceptable?

whatever, anything
Title: Re: Lizard Dude Random Contest #2 [Funny Farm]
Post by: PaperLuigi on September 17, 2007, 03:59:46 PM
I sent mine yesterday. I said I'd wait a week, but I changed my mind.

Hey LD, if two people send in the same joke/link/whatever by chance, what happens?
Title: Re: Lizard Dude Random Contest #2 [Funny Farm]
Post by: Kimimaru on September 17, 2007, 04:29:17 PM
Hey, I sent one in. If it's anonymous, it's from me because I forgot to label the part saying "Bcc."
Title: Re: Lizard Dude Random Contest #2 [Funny Farm]
Post by: bobman37 on September 17, 2007, 04:33:02 PM
Kimimaru you made my day.
Title: Re: Lizard Dude Random Contest #2 [Funny Farm]
Post by: Lizard Dude on September 22, 2007, 12:49:36 PM
Winner announced tonight sometime after midnight. A lot of people haven't entered. If you're waiting, clock's ticking!
Title: Re: Lizard Dude Random Contest #2 [Funny Farm]
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on September 22, 2007, 02:16:12 PM
Would a picture of me with a paper giving you a greeting be an eligible entry? Because if that's the case, I've got something...
Title: Re: Lizard Dude Random Contest #2 [Funny Farm]
Post by: PaperLuigi on September 23, 2007, 07:21:39 AM
Winner announced tonight sometime after midnight. A lot of people haven't entered. If you're waiting, clock's ticking!

Hey Lizard Dude, did you send the winner a PM, or are you gonna announce it here?
Title: Re: Lizard Dude Random Contest #2 [Funny Farm]
Post by: bobman37 on September 23, 2007, 06:32:57 PM
Well I guess I didn't win, I didn't recieve a PM from Lizard Dude. Did anyone else get one?
Title: Re: Lizard Dude Random Contest #2 [Funny Farm]
Post by: Toad on September 23, 2007, 06:42:22 PM
He's probably still going through the entries. I bet over half the forum PM'd him after he said If you're waiting, clock's ticking!

I'd probably lose that bet, but he'll get back ot us when he's done.
Title: Re: Lizard Dude Random Contest #2 [Funny Farm]
Post by: BP on September 23, 2007, 08:11:35 PM
"Announce" means "tell everybody," right?
Title: Re: Lizard Dude Random Contest #2 [Funny Farm]
Post by: Lizard Dude on September 24, 2007, 03:45:28 PM
Yes, sir, it does! Unfortunately after I posted that, I got lazy and didn't return to the internet until now. Ah well, what's a contest winner announcement without some suspense?

I'm not sure how many people realize this or how hard it is to discern through online communication only, but my favorite type of humor by far is when people come up with something funny related to the current situation. Of course there are exceptions and the definition of "current situation" can be quite stretchable, but I'm really not so much a fan of canned jokes à la lolcats and random flash vids. If you tell me a traditional canned joke in RL, you're likely to be met with either a straight face or polite laughter (depending on who you are) but even the dumbest pun related to the situation will likely have me guffawing whole-heartedly.

There was really only one person (I think) who created something new for this contest. It related to our forums personally and in the context of what I just explained about my sense of humor, it should come as no surprise to learn that this was the only entry that made me L.O.L. (and how!). Everyone else just linked something generic from the intertubes. Some were fairly amusing, some (yes, more than one) were horrific five-minute long YouTube vids that I had to watch the whole entire thing for the sake of the contest in case something extremely funny happened at some point, and some were misses that left me scratching my head. But if you entered at all, still consider yourself better than the people who didn't try. Boo on you losers!

Without further ado, the winner is BIRD PERSON                                   

I was getting kind of down about spending $60 only to earn a slog through the comedy wastelands of the internet when this gem (http://wheresdezzer.googlepages.com/marioparty8.html) showed up in my inbox. It made me experience the emotion of happiness, for I laughed, and not just in my mind, but aloud, using my vocal cords to release the sound and natural effect of laughter. That hilarious classic gif of the best Mario Party minigame ever! With our heads!! And thrown into a nostalgic YTMND format with that catchy tune!!! That's what got me to instantly laugh. But then I started to notice the details. TEM's jiggling head. The perfect fit of Chupperson's hair. How I'm standing and clearly playing to win. The expressions on all the faces if you just stare at them. The correlation with the original expressions and hair.

Totally worth sixty bucks or less. For this outstanding contribution to Fungi Forum humorous creations, I commend you Bird Person.


I might do a post mortem later and comment on a few of the other entries.
Title: Re: Lizard Dude Random Contest #2 [Funny Farm]
Post by: PaperLuigi on September 24, 2007, 03:53:42 PM
some (yes, more than one) were horrific five-minute long YouTube vids that I had to watch the whole entire thing for the sake of the contest in case something extremely funny happened at some point

Mine.
Title: Re: Lizard Dude Random Contest #2 [Funny Farm]
Post by: MaxVance on September 24, 2007, 03:58:28 PM
Bird Person linked it in #tmk a while back, and I enjoyed it too. I am curious as to what the other entries were. (I didn't enter anything.)
Title: Re: Lizard Dude Random Contest #2 [Funny Farm]
Post by: BP on September 24, 2007, 05:06:47 PM
Yessss!

Everyone should post their entries (assuming they want to show them). I want to know what people sent too.

I just now said this in #tmk, but I'll post it here: Thanks to LD, TEM, Chup for their funny-lookin' facial expressions and SolidShroom for showing me his entry, sparking my creativity. Sorry LD isn't giving you guys presents, too.

Now, how long do I have to decide on what I want as my prize, and do two games that total $60 or less count?
Title: Re: Lizard Dude Random Contest #2 [Funny Farm]
Post by: SolidShroom on September 24, 2007, 05:13:18 PM
From an Anonymous Source, of course.
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=5060.0;attach=2457;image)
Title: Re: Lizard Dude Random Contest #2 [Funny Farm]
Post by: Suffix on September 24, 2007, 05:18:02 PM
The more I watch BirdPerson's YTMND-type thing, the harder I laugh. The first time I opened it, my roommate was in the room, so I abruptly saved it for later when the first chord of the altered Luigi's Theme erupted from my speakers.
Title: Re: Lizard Dude Random Contest #2 [Funny Farm]
Post by: SolidShroom on September 24, 2007, 05:20:56 PM
Yeah, I thought I would die laughing the first time I saw that. It's just probably the funniest thing I've ever seen from a TMK member. Even funnier than the things from LD or TEM. It's a shame I can not unsee it just so I can have the joy of seeing it again.
Title: Re: Lizard Dude Random Contest #2 [Funny Farm]
Post by: bobman37 on September 24, 2007, 07:08:14 PM
I just linked a bunch of stuff from Cyanide and Happyness (http://www.explosm.net).
Title: Re: Lizard Dude Random Contest #2 [Funny Farm]
Post by: Mr. Melee on September 24, 2007, 07:54:39 PM
I sent this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cq-QhEPoZ8). Aheh. Ahehehe. *sigh*
Title: Re: Lizard Dude Random Contest #2 [Funny Farm]
Post by: Lizard Dude on September 25, 2007, 01:26:55 AM
It's just probably the funniest thing I've ever seen from a TMK member. Even funnier than the things from LD or TEM.
This may very well be true, but I don't know if you've seen all my stuff. Most of my best work is half a decade old at this point. I do sometimes imagine Bird Person as a replacement me, creationist humor-wise and name format-wise.

Now, how long do I have to decide on what I want as my prize, and do two games that total $60 or less count?
As long as you want (heck, you could wait for upcoming games - I don't care) and sure.

(I didn't enter anything.)
Booooooooooooo!!
Title: Re: Lizard Dude Random Contest #2 [Funny Farm]
Post by: BP on September 25, 2007, 05:10:50 PM
That's what I wanted to read. Okay, I thought it through and decided this was a great opportunity to get Metroid Prime and Echoes (both are Player's Choice) and Viewtiful Joe. Yes, I'm using this chance to try some new games.
Title: Re: Lizard Dude Random Contest #2 [Funny Farm]
Post by: SolidShroom on September 26, 2007, 02:02:54 AM
What happened to Metal Gear Solid?

Edit: Oh, I see you flipped a coin. Meh. I'd still suggest not getting Metroid Prime but whatever.
Title: Re: Lizard Dude Random Contest #2 [Funny Farm]
Post by: MaxVance on September 26, 2007, 05:39:05 AM
He isn't getting MPH.