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Title: Things you should never say to a Policeman.
Post by: kirbyman on April 26, 2008, 11:42:07 AM

This is where you can post things never to say to a Police Officer.

I'll start:

"I can't reach MY license unless you hold my beer." (Okay in Texas)

Title: Re: Things you should never say to a Policeman.
Post by: Glorb on April 26, 2008, 01:00:21 PM

"What seems to be the officer, problem?"
- Randy Marsh

Title: Re: Things you should never say to a Policeman.
Post by: CrossEyed7 on April 26, 2008, 01:35:10 PM

I swear to Comet I didn't try to snort God!

Title: Re: Things you should never say to a Policeman.
Post by: TEM on April 26, 2008, 01:44:10 PM

Threads based on t-shirts you saw at Spencer's are the best.

"Oops! I gave you the wrong license."

Title: Re: Things you should never say to a Policeman.
Post by: ShadowBrain on April 26, 2008, 03:05:47 PM

"And by the way, those mustaches you guys grow don't make you look any smarter."

(from Dilbert)

Title: Re: Things you should never say to a Policeman.
Post by: dc804 on April 26, 2008, 08:52:48 PM

didnt I see you get your butt kicked on cops last week?

and...

No sir, I dont know fast I was going. The speedometer only goes up to 110.

Title: Re: Things you should never say to a Policeman.
Post by: Kuromatsu on April 26, 2008, 11:56:13 PM

"I thought you wanted to race."

: (

Title: Re: Things you should never say to a Policeman.
Post by: Turtlekid1 on April 27, 2008, 06:02:09 AM

Policeman:  Your eyes are red, have you been drinking and driving?"
Me:  "Your eyes are glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"

Title: Re: Things you should never say to a Policeman.
Post by: Kojinka on April 27, 2008, 06:03:00 PM

Calling him a dude
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GgWrV8TcUc

Title: Re: Things you should never say to a Policeman.
Post by: Glorb on April 28, 2008, 02:11:17 PM

Ah! I've been looking everywhere for that video!

Title: Re: Things you should never say to a Policeman.
Post by: Sqrt2 on April 29, 2008, 07:44:22 AM

My license officer? Sure, it's right here, next to my semi-automatic pistol.

Title: Re: Things you should never say to a Policeman.
Post by: CrossEyed7 on April 29, 2008, 08:51:29 AM

"I don't have a driver's license, but I do have a liquor license, so it's all good."

Title: Re: Things you should never say to a Policeman.
Post by: ShadowBrain on April 29, 2008, 06:02:26 PM

"Hey ossifer, can I take a ride on your sodermikkle?"

Title: Re: Things you should never say to a Policeman.
Post by: Toad on April 29, 2008, 06:55:22 PM

You know, I've been waiting all night for you.

Well, I got here as fast as I could.

Title: Re: Things you should never say to a Policeman.
Post by: Super-Jesse on April 29, 2008, 07:15:40 PM

Quote from: kirbyman on April 26, 2008, 11:42:07 AM

"I can't reach MY license unless you hold my beer." (Okay in Texas)

I can verify this as being true.

Title: Re: Things you should never say to a Policeman.
Post by: dc804 on May 01, 2008, 02:17:00 PM

No thanks, I dont want a ticket officer. I already got about fifteen. Would you like one of mine?

Title: Re: Things you should never say to a Policeman.
Post by: kirbyman on May 04, 2008, 01:04:14 PM

I told my dad about the 'wrong license' joke, and he told me this hilarious story about his pilot's license...

"I was driving over the speed limit without realising it, and a cop comes up with his lights on.
He pulled me over, and asked me 'Boy, let me see your pilot's license,' saying that he was 'flying.' So I handed it to him. That cop's mouth tweaked upward trying not to laugh.   

Also:
Never move a box in front of a cop.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FedlpshJb4c&feature=related

Title: Re: Things you should never say to a Policeman.
Post by: Kojinka on May 04, 2008, 08:58:50 PM

Quote from: kirbyman on May 04, 2008, 01:04:14 PM

I told my dad about the 'wrong license' joke, and he told me this hilarious story about his pilot's license...

"I was driving over the speed limit without realising it, and a cop comes up with his lights on.
He pulled me over, and asked me 'Boy, let me see your pilot's license,' saying that he was 'flying.' So I handed it to him. That cop's mouth tweaked upward trying not to laugh.   

Also:
Never move a box in front of a cop.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FedlpshJb4c&feature=related

Especially if that officer happens to be called Officer "ManDude" Rivieri

Title: Re: Things you should never say to a Policeman.
Post by: kirbyman on May 07, 2008, 04:41:51 AM

ManDude? That's a new one (ManDude, hmmm...)