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kirbyman

  • Tourette's
« on: April 26, 2008, 11:42:07 AM »
This is where you can post things never to say to a Police Officer.

I'll start:

"I can't reach MY license unless you hold my beer." (Okay in Texas)

Glorb

  • Banned
« Reply #1 on: April 26, 2008, 01:00:21 PM »
"What seems to be the officer, problem?"
- Randy Marsh
every

CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #2 on: April 26, 2008, 01:35:10 PM »
I swear to Comet I didn't try to snort God!
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

TEM

  • THE SOVIET'S MOST DANGEROUS PUZZLE.
« Reply #3 on: April 26, 2008, 01:44:10 PM »
Threads based on t-shirts you saw at Spencer's are the best.

"Oops! I gave you the wrong license."
0000

ShadowBrain

  • Ridiculously relevant
« Reply #4 on: April 26, 2008, 03:05:47 PM »
"And by the way, those mustaches you guys grow don't make you look any smarter."

(from Dilbert)
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

dc804

« Reply #5 on: April 26, 2008, 08:52:48 PM »
didnt I see you get your butt kicked on cops last week?

and...

No sir, I dont know fast I was going. The speedometer only goes up to 110.
One Ring to rule them all. One Ring to find them. One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.

Kuromatsu

  • 黒松
« Reply #6 on: April 26, 2008, 11:56:13 PM »
"I thought you wanted to race."

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Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #7 on: April 27, 2008, 06:02:09 AM »
Policeman:  Your eyes are red, have you been drinking and driving?"
Me:  "Your eyes are glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

Kojinka

  • Bruised
« Reply #8 on: April 27, 2008, 06:03:00 PM »
Regards, Uncle Dolan

Glorb

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« Reply #9 on: April 28, 2008, 02:11:17 PM »
Ah! I've been looking everywhere for that video!
every

Sqrt2

  • 1.41421356
« Reply #10 on: April 29, 2008, 07:44:22 AM »
My license officer? Sure, it's right here, next to my semi-automatic pistol.
AA fanboy and proud!

CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #11 on: April 29, 2008, 08:51:29 AM »
"I don't have a driver's license, but I do have a liquor license, so it's all good."
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

ShadowBrain

  • Ridiculously relevant
« Reply #12 on: April 29, 2008, 06:02:26 PM »
"Hey ossifer, can I take a ride on your sodermikkle?"
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

Toad

« Reply #13 on: April 29, 2008, 06:55:22 PM »
You know, I've been waiting all night for you.

Well, I got here as fast as I could.
Kinopio is the ultimate video game character! Who else can drive a kart, host parties, play tennis, give good advice and items, and is almost always happy??

Super-Jesse

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« Reply #14 on: April 29, 2008, 07:15:40 PM »
Quote from: kirbyman on April 26, 2008, 11:42:07 AM
"I can't reach MY license unless you hold my beer." (Okay in Texas)


I can verify this as being true.

<Kojinka> When I saw this thread back on top, I was afraid this was gonna be another pointless bump by a new member, but when I saw Super-Jesse's username, my fears were laid to rest.
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