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Title: ShadowBrain's 5000th Post Festgasmpaloozathonarama
Post by: ShadowBrain on October 11, 2009, 03:00:18 PM: (https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi14.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fa335%2FTrevornater%2F5000thPostCelebrator.jpg&hash=e6d986676768b0c14bfee92c7e41635e2c85efbb)

Woo! Celebrate all things ShadowBrain here, on this artificially momentous occasion!
Title: Re: ShadowBrain's 5000th Post Festgasmpaloozathonarama
Post by: PaperLuigi on October 11, 2009, 03:12:22 PM: Theoritically speaking, this is ShadowBrain right now:

(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ugo.com%2Fsports%2Fwrestlers-on-film%2Fimages%2Fentries%2FRandy-Savage.jpg&hash=19ff8b9ca44852d7a28c1b19302c92d22af2f883)

NOTE: In before someone compares him to one of the girls. He's the guy with the beard, fellas.
Title: Re: ShadowBrain's 5000th Post Festgasmpaloozathonarama
Post by: Weegee on October 11, 2009, 03:45:46 PM: I was about to congratulate you, but then I remembered that I don't associate with individuals who regard reading as highly as Dr. Pepper or the ladies of Soul Calbur.
Title: Re: ShadowBrain's 5000th Post Festgasmpaloozathonarama
Post by: Glorb on October 11, 2009, 04:05:50 PM: BOOOOWN SAWWWW IS COMEEEEENG
Title: Re: ShadowBrain's 5000th Post Festgasmpaloozathonarama
Post by: coolkid on October 11, 2009, 04:23:26 PM: This is the first thing to come to mind: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Djtl9Kv64c8&feature=related&fmt=18 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Djtl9Kv64c8&feature=related&fmt=18)
Title: Re: ShadowBrain's 5000th Post Festgasmpaloozathonarama
Post by: ShadowBrain on October 11, 2009, 07:29:47 PM: Quote from: Weegee on October 11, 2009, 03:45:46 PM
I was about to congratulate you, but then I remembered that I don't associate with individuals who regard reading as highly as Dr. Pepper or the ladies of Soul Calbur.
Truth be told, my first ideas for pictures were Ivy, some sexy Peach drawing, and... well, I couldn't think of anything beyond that.
Title: Re: ShadowBrain's 5000th Post Festgasmpaloozathonarama
Post by: Mr. Wiggles on October 11, 2009, 07:51:25 PM: Far superior Soul Calibur girls:

(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi521.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fw335%2Fsync2285%2FSoul%2520Calibur%2FTaki3.jpg&hash=e171c65565da38bdb3248815b07fb78f307ff3e0)
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi46.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Ff134%2FNokuro%2FSoul%2520Calibur%2Fsophitia.jpg&hash=35bc867591f1888b39c1dcf9d3f491a682859e48)
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi221.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fdd266%2Fwuppychester%2Fsoul%2520calibur%2Fcassandra.jpg&hash=f1f97f39c095433e715c3f479333a2e7c6710663)
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi221.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fdd266%2Fwuppychester%2Fsoul%2520calibur%2Famy.jpg&hash=7ba2abcb49445798e306660960b862362ce4220f)
Title: Re: ShadowBrain's 5000th Post Festgasmpaloozathonarama
Post by: ShadowBrain on October 12, 2009, 06:49:30 AM: And just like that, my 5000th post celebration thread became its own present.

But really, Taki, Sophita, and Cassandra (never seen Amy) certainly put a lump in my Levis, but I'd need to see some pretty tantalizing pictures before I have eyes for anyone but Ivy.
Title: Re: ShadowBrain's 5000th Post Festgasmpaloozathonarama
Post by: Glorb on October 12, 2009, 08:33:40 AM: ShadowBrian's Harem: Brian Gets Really Creepy Edition
Title: Re: ShadowBrain's 5000th Post Festgasmpaloozathonarama
Post by: Mr. Wiggles on October 12, 2009, 02:01:27 PM: Aww, no love for the gothic lolita? I get the feeling you have eyes for only one thing, and it's certainly not Ivy's personality.

Well, I don't have much tantalizing fanart of Amy, Taki or Sophitia (it's either humorous or poorly drawn) but here's some Cassandra for you:

(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi52.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fg16%2FMidgetBottle%2F11967511180492_2.jpg&hash=cddf4a1707e0afe267e527dbb09b7dcdd1da0c67)
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi52.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fg16%2FMidgetBottle%2Fsc4cassandra2.jpg&hash=fbe3c4344f4cd17b7ae26bc5c0ec6dace0832ee5)
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi52.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fg16%2FMidgetBottle%2FSoulcalibur_IV_Cassandra_by_xuexuey.jpg&hash=82134fce389c96602231b725cc04df9eb39e4096)

Soulcalibur IV? More like Dead or Alive w/weapons.
Title: Re: ShadowBrain's 5000th Post Festgasmpaloozathonarama
Post by: Weegee on October 12, 2009, 02:27:31 PM: (https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.zeropaid.com%2Fbbs%2Fimage.php%3Fu%3D137572%26amp%3Bdateline%3D1099024068&hash=ddee4a4f20df26a3a4989c0bd55502b62ce26684)

HAI GUYZ HOWZIT GOIN

I'LL BE CONFISCATIN THOSE PIX NOW KTHXBAI

EDIT: Anyways, good job at putting the fifth, sixth, seventh and eighth letters into Festgasmpaloozathonarama. By the way, Sophitia > Ivy > Cassandra > everyone else.
Title: Re: ShadowBrain's 5000th Post Festgasmpaloozathonarama
Post by: Weegee on October 12, 2009, 02:31:10 PM: Double post.
Title: Re: ShadowBrain's 5000th Post Festgasmpaloozathonarama
Post by: CrossEyed7 on October 12, 2009, 02:36:49 PM: 30-pound breasts have never really done much for me. I mean, I'll look, but out of morbid curiosity, not out of attraction. I also really like redheads.

But it's not my 5000th post, so I guess I can't complain.
Title: Re: ShadowBrain's 5000th Post Festgasmpaloozathonarama
Post by: PaperLuigi on October 12, 2009, 02:52:43 PM: You guys are way too into fictional women.
Title: Re: ShadowBrain's 5000th Post Festgasmpaloozathonarama
Post by: Weegee on October 12, 2009, 03:11:44 PM: Haven't we already been over the fact that real famous and extraordinarily beautiful women are as good as fictional to us?
Title: Re: ShadowBrain's 5000th Post Festgasmpaloozathonarama
Post by: Mr. Wiggles on October 12, 2009, 03:50:50 PM: I agree, I have an unhealthy obsession with fictional girls.

But I have fun with it so whatever.

Also, it seems so strange to me that fighting games have the most attractive girls. I guess the big rosters as well as the major audience are probably the big factors in why this occurs.
Title: Re: ShadowBrain's 5000th Post Festgasmpaloozathonarama
Post by: Turtlekid1 on October 12, 2009, 03:58:07 PM: Big... rosters.

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
Title: Re: ShadowBrain's 5000th Post Festgasmpaloozathonarama
Post by: Weegee on October 12, 2009, 04:00:48 PM: HURR

It's also because fighting games are one of the last genres to be penetrated by female influence.
Title: Re: ShadowBrain's 5000th Post Festgasmpaloozathonarama
Post by: ShadowBrain on October 12, 2009, 04:35:14 PM: Heh, heh, penetr--nevermind...
Title: Re: ShadowBrain's 5000th Post Festgasmpaloozathonarama
Post by: Mr. Wiggles on October 12, 2009, 04:43:06 PM: Quote from: Turtlekid1 on October 12, 2009, 03:58:07 PM
Big... rosters.

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

Go to Fighter's Generation and click on any series if you don't believe me. It seems the line-ups have evolved beyond just a token female like Chun-Li and Sonya. Certain game series like Dead or Alive and King of Fighters have a rough 50/50 gender balance within their roster.

It also has nothing to do with chest size. A lot of them are clearly catering to certain niches beyond just T&A. BlazBlue is probably the biggest offender in this case.
Title: Re: ShadowBrain's 5000th Post Festgasmpaloozathonarama
Post by: ShadowBrain on October 12, 2009, 04:45:02 PM: It's an offender in catering to niches or in having large-breasted women?
Title: Re: ShadowBrain's 5000th Post Festgasmpaloozathonarama
Post by: Mr. Wiggles on October 12, 2009, 04:54:23 PM: I'd say the former, since Litchi is the only one I'd consider to have large melons in that game.

Team Ninja and SNK are the ones responsible for fulfilling the latter.
Title: Re: ShadowBrain's 5000th Post Festgasmpaloozathonarama
Post by: Weegee on October 12, 2009, 04:56:47 PM: Having never heard of Blazblue, some examples would be greatly appreciated.
Title: Re: ShadowBrain's 5000th Post Festgasmpaloozathonarama
Post by: Mr. Wiggles on October 12, 2009, 05:17:15 PM: Fine you lazy little...

Here's the grimdark loli/vampire Rachel:

(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.vn-net.org%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2009%2F07%2Frachel-alucard.jpg&hash=f180cecdc655848c2b35200ec232d2415b5378f3)

Noel Vermillion

(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fui06.gamespot.com%2F2597%2Fnoelvermillion2_2.jpg&hash=e8af72c1ffc64c3f4956a6cf2fe0f9a9fde1d63c)

Litchi, who will no doubt be Brian's favorite.

(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fthenerdyword.files.wordpress.com%2F2009%2F07%2Flitchi-faye-ling.jpg&hash=d812270443c38e83c0f01154fb7b60f62e70038f)

and Taokaka...this catgirl thing:

(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.byteando.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2009%2F09%2Ftaokaka1.jpg&hash=44fa2ca05e8812a514639ec426ba20a659aae4b2)
Title: Re: ShadowBrain's 5000th Post Festgasmpaloozathonarama
Post by: ShadowBrain on October 12, 2009, 10:30:47 PM: I don't think I play nearly enough fighting games...

Anyway, back on topic, I just thought back on my post history earlier today and I realized it can be boiled down to two years of dick jokes and Nintendo-bashing. But hey, there's worse ways to spend time on the internet.
Title: Re: ShadowBrain's 5000th Post Festgasmpaloozathonarama
Post by: Lizard Dude on October 13, 2009, 01:14:25 AM: Quote from: Mr. Wiggles on October 12, 2009, 05:17:15 PM
Fine you lazy little...
If you keep enabling him like this, next thing you know you'll be putting on his socks for him.
Title: Re: ShadowBrain's 5000th Post Festgasmpaloozathonarama
Post by: ShadowBrain on October 14, 2009, 10:43:05 PM: I put on a sock after looking at Mr. Wiggle's first Cassandra picture, alright...
Title: Re: ShadowBrain's 5000th Post Festgasmpaloozathonarama
Post by: Weegee on October 15, 2009, 01:50:33 PM: I was going to tell you to let up on the groaners, but it wouldn't be worth the atrocious pun that would inevitably ensue.
Title: Re: ShadowBrain's 5000th Post Festgasmpaloozathonarama
Post by: Glorb on October 15, 2009, 02:10:06 PM: MORE LIKE BONERS
Title: Re: ShadowBrain's 5000th Post Festgasmpaloozathonarama
Post by: ShadowBrain on October 16, 2009, 08:35:13 AM: Well, considering the direction we seem to be moving in here, I just thought I'd say that, in case there was anybody who still had doubts as to the sanitary conditions around my computer, I've recently started exploring the archives of Slobs of Gaming.

Oh, and
Quote from: ShadowBrain on October 12, 2009, 10:30:47 PM
I just thought back on my post history earlier today and I realized it can be boiled down to two years of NIntendo jokes and dick-bashing.
Fixed.
Title: Re: ShadowBrain's 5000th Post Festgasmpaloozathonarama
Post by: Toad on October 16, 2009, 10:57:35 PM: Quote from: Glorb on October 12, 2009, 08:33:40 AM
ShadowBrian's Harem: Brian Gets Really Creepy Edition

Well, it is October..
Title: Re: ShadowBrain's 5000th Post Festgasmpaloozathonarama
Post by: ShadowBrain on October 17, 2009, 08:36:11 AM: In that case, this thread scares me stiff.
Title: Re: ShadowBrain's 5000th Post Festgasmpaloozathonarama
Post by: Mr. Wiggles on October 17, 2009, 02:27:39 PM: Quote
These jokes

(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi52.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fg16%2FMidgetBottle%2Freactionimages%2Fpuns.jpg&hash=1bab0b7fe43cbb47f23d8bce7ea2220759adfece)
Title: Re: ShadowBrain's 5000th Post Festgasmpaloozathonarama
Post by: Rao on October 17, 2009, 10:19:23 PM: /me looks up
/me returns his gaze to his keyboard
Title: Re: ShadowBrain's 5000th Post Festgasmpaloozathonarama
Post by: Mr. Wiggles on October 18, 2009, 06:40:21 PM: Go back to trolling the mods on the IRC chat Rao.
Title: Re: ShadowBrain's 5000th Post Festgasmpaloozathonarama
Post by: Rao on October 18, 2009, 08:23:59 PM: Shut up I hate you.
Title: Re: ShadowBrain's 5000th Post Festgasmpaloozathonarama
Post by: Weegee on October 18, 2009, 08:31:47 PM: (https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwheresdezzer.googlepages.com%2Fbill.gif&hash=ebb4a86fbe58d6c0af03f7db363d69be8f1db9dc)

HAI GUYZ HOWZIT GOIN

MS WIGGLES, ONLY IM ALOUD TO HAT RAO
SO GTFO
Title: Re: ShadowBrain's 5000th Post Festgasmpaloozathonarama
Post by: Mr. Wiggles on October 18, 2009, 08:47:51 PM: Quote from: Rao on October 18, 2009, 08:23:59 PM
Shut up I hate you.

(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi52.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fg16%2FMidgetBottle%2Freactionimages%2F1254341725303.gif&hash=e6eab70cb08b704491cdf7bb98a065d790f65445)