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Mr. Wiggles · « **Reply #15 on:** October 12, 2009, 03:50:50 PM »

I agree, I have an unhealthy obsession with fictional girls.

But I have fun with it so whatever.

Also, it seems so strange to me that fighting games have the most attractive girls. I guess the big rosters as well as the major audience are probably the big factors in why this occurs.

Turtlekid1 · « **Reply #16 on:** October 12, 2009, 03:58:07 PM »

Big... rosters.

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

Weegee · « **Reply #17 on:** October 12, 2009, 04:00:48 PM »

HURR

It's also because fighting games are one of the last genres to be penetrated by female influence.

ShadowBrain · « **Reply #18 on:** October 12, 2009, 04:35:14 PM »

Heh, heh, penetr--nevermind...

Mr. Wiggles · « **Reply #19 on:** October 12, 2009, 04:43:06 PM »

Quote from: Turtlekid1 on October 12, 2009, 03:58:07 PM

Big... rosters.

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

Go to Fighter's Generation and click on any series if you don't believe me. It seems the line-ups have evolved beyond just a token female like Chun-Li and Sonya. Certain game series like Dead or Alive and King of Fighters have a rough 50/50 gender balance within their roster.

It also has nothing to do with chest size. A lot of them are clearly catering to certain niches beyond just T&A. BlazBlue is probably the biggest offender in this case.

ShadowBrain · « **Reply #20 on:** October 12, 2009, 04:45:02 PM »

It's an offender in catering to niches or in having large-breasted women?

Mr. Wiggles · « **Reply #21 on:** October 12, 2009, 04:54:23 PM »

I'd say the former, since Litchi is the only one I'd consider to have large melons in that game.

Team Ninja and SNK are the ones responsible for fulfilling the latter.

Weegee · « **Reply #22 on:** October 12, 2009, 04:56:47 PM »

Having never heard of Blazblue, some examples would be greatly appreciated.

Mr. Wiggles · « **Reply #23 on:** October 12, 2009, 05:17:15 PM »

Fine you lazy little...

Here's the grimdark loli/vampire Rachel:

Noel Vermillion

Litchi, who will no doubt be Brian's favorite.

and Taokaka...this catgirl thing:

ShadowBrain · « **Reply #24 on:** October 12, 2009, 10:30:47 PM »

I don't think I play nearly enough fighting games...

Anyway, back on topic, I just thought back on my post history earlier today and I realized it can be boiled down to two years of dick jokes and Nintendo-bashing. But hey, there's worse ways to spend time on the internet.

Lizard Dude · « **Reply #25 on:** October 13, 2009, 01:14:25 AM »

Quote from: Mr. Wiggles on October 12, 2009, 05:17:15 PM

Fine you lazy little...

If you keep enabling him like this, next thing you know you'll be putting on his socks for him.

ShadowBrain · « **Reply #26 on:** October 14, 2009, 10:43:05 PM »

I put on a sock after looking at Mr. Wiggle's first Cassandra picture, alright...

Weegee · « **Reply #27 on:** October 15, 2009, 01:50:33 PM »

I was going to tell you to let up on the groaners, but it wouldn't be worth the atrocious pun that would inevitably ensue.

Glorb · « **Reply #28 on:** October 15, 2009, 02:10:06 PM »

MORE LIKE BONERS

ShadowBrain · « **Reply #29 on:** October 16, 2009, 08:35:13 AM »

Well, considering the direction we seem to be moving in here, I just thought I'd say that, in case there was anybody who still had doubts as to the sanitary conditions around my computer, I've recently started exploring the archives of Slobs of Gaming.

Oh, and

Quote from: ShadowBrain on October 12, 2009, 10:30:47 PM

I just thought back on my post history earlier today and I realized it can be boiled down to two years of NIntendo jokes and dick-bashing.

Fixed.