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Miscellaneous => Forum Games => Topic started by: Khold on December 15, 2005, 07:52:07 PM
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Welcome to the Mario improv! On your first post, say something among the story ALONG with your character. That way I can keep characters updated AND not mess up the story.
~Characters~
Peach: Khold
Wario: PaperLuigi
Toad: MattC13
Glorb: ...Glorb ::)
Luigi: Luigi Simpson
Goomba: ledzepplinrocks
Mario: Aarom11
Waluigi: Aarom11
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Peach- Oh my gosh! Who would've thought there would be a treasure map back behind Toadsworth's bed! And, is this located in ROUGEPORT?!? Oh, I'v always wanted to go back there! I sure hope Mario and Luigi are up for it... I'm going to call up Mario right now!
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Wario: *spying on Peach* Hmmmmm. Looks like Peach found a treasure map! I hope it's a quadruple meat triple cheese baccon bit bypass deluxe! Yummmmm.....ah, crap. I just drooled all over my shirt.
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Toad: Hello Peach, hello Wario. Anyway, if your going on a treasue hunt, then I'm coming too! I can find it in 40 seconds!
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Glorb - I can find it in 39.5 seconds! Even if it doesn't exit!
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Wario: Too late, already did! Hmmmmmm...it's just some crappy Grail with the words holy on it. Might as well toss it out.
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Uhh, I think you need to lay off the garlic, Wario. Anyways, I think Mario is missing! I called him a while ago, and he didnt's answer! I'm so scared! Hasn't anyone seen him around? I hope he's okay... oh well. I'm going to give Toadsworth a call, so he can take us over to Rougeport. Who knows? Mabey he left without me! >:(
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Luigi: Don't worry, Princess, I'll take you to Rogueport. Besides, I'm meeting Daisy there.
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Toad: I'm coming! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
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Uh, okay. But, how do we know the X-Nauts aren't still there?
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Wario: I ate a few of those X-Nauts, and they ran of screaming, "Help, a shapeless blob just ate Jerry!" Wonder who they were talking about?
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Um, I think we should just leave Wario here. If we take him, he will be eating everyone!...AND TAKING ALL THE MUSHROOMS!!! *shivers*
Hm, let's see... Does anyone know how to jump really high and break bricks? It looks like there might be something in the brick block over there. If only Mario was here! Besides, this Goomba keeps on pushing me around! How do you again? Oh yeah! Stomp on their heads right? But how...
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Goomba: I don't got all day, lady.
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Oh my... Get off of me, stupid rotten mushroom!
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Wario: Nooooo! I promiss I won't eat anyone! *urp* Hey, you don't think Luigi will be mad at me for eating him, do you?
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But Luigi is standing right there!
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Wario: Ahhh, crap! I guess I ate Mario.
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Luigi: No, you just ate a piece of bread that was going to Mr. Face. He's gonna be pretty mad...
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Mario:Oh no!!! Here he comes!
Waluigi:He's really mad!
Can I be both Mario and Waluigi PLEASSSSSEEEE?!?!?!
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Whoa! Mario came out of nowhere! Where were you? ...Saving another princess?!? And to think that Mario would rescue someone else! I thought we had something special!!!
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Mario:No. A Koopa Troopa was trapped in that evil bread.
Waluigi:I helped Mario save him!
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Wario: And I helped eat him. *Ughhhh* I don't feel so good.....BLEGHHHH!!!!! *barfs all over Mario*
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Mario: That's so gross! *punches Wario in the stomach, who pukes up Bowser*
Wario: How'd that get in there?
Can I be Mr.Melee? As hisself? Me!?!
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I'm Mario.
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Wario: And I'm-a Wario!
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No, I'm saying this because Mr. Melee was Mario.
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I know. I just thought it would be funny to say.
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Mario: Who was that just talking?
Waluigi:Some members of a forum.
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Luigi: I'm sick of these forum people controlling our every move! Let's rebel against them!!!
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Is it alright if I'm in the story? If so...
Mr.Melee: They're coming!!
All: CHARGE!!!!!! *Wario comes and starts eating random members, Mario and the rest close their eyes and attack*
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Wario: Hey, Mr. Melee is moving me around with his mind-powers!
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Mr.Melee: He's almost too fat! *throws Wario off a cliff, only to be tackled by Mario*
Mario: Its-a me, your eliminator!!
The rest start destroying others, but PaperLuigi, Aarom11, and Luigi Simpson fend them off.
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Mario:Aarom 11 gives us free will.
Waluigi:Do not destroy him!
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Cop-out!
PaperLuigi: Get the traitor!
Mr.Melee: Get off me Mario! *punches Mario and helps others fend off the menace*
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Hey, I'm PaperLuigi!
PL: Get the traitor!
(All is well.) XD
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Luigi: To tell you the truth, I don't want to fight these guys. They're weak.
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Peach: Oh, no! What has happened to The Mushroom Kingdom?!? Everyone has gone insane!
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Luigi: Meh, whatever. Let's hold a Mario Party!
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Mr.Melee: Me first! *races to Gamecube.*
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/me hits number block.
Sweet! I'm first!
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Mario:I got 11 on the dice block so I'm first!
Waluigi:I got 10 1/2.
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Wario: Uh..I got a 14! No, a 0! A .5? Nuhhh......I CAN'T COUNT!!
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Luigi: I don't know quite how, but I got a -236. Hey, I found a hidden block! A Star? Boo-yah!
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Mario: Lucky You! I'll trade you 20 coins!
Waluigi-(Busy eating)
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Luigi: Sure! Oh, it's my turn to roll! A 6! Hmm... that takes me to a Toad called Joe!
Joe: Do you want a Star?
Luigi: Sure, why not?
Mario: Hey, I was only one space away!
Joe: I'm feeling generous. Have ten Stars!
Mario: *Enraged*
Luigi: I'm-a Luigi, number one!
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Wario: Is it okay if I trade in all 123 of my stars for food? That's great! Hold on...how'd I end up in 4th place? I was in first a second ago......
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/me takes off toad outfit
Sucker! Haha, now I have 123 stars!
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Luigi in Iggy Koopa disguise: Would you like to give your Stars to charity, or will I have to bash you and steal them?
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Glorb: Too late, suckas! My stars now! *eats stars* Hahahahaha! I now possess the stars and can turn into a level 98624 thing!
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Some random dude offa the street: Hey, Peach! You just reminded me! *goes to play DDR:Ultramix 2 on the song 321 stars*
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Wario: Mmmmmm...I just ate my own legs guys! What's this red stuff gushing out like- ACK! *Dead*
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Mr.Melee: *throws some fireballs at Glorb, and it cheaply works* Wow! No one ever tries the cheap attacks! And they work!!
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Luigi: Hmm... this sandwich tastes nice. Say, what are you eating, Ghost Wario?
Wario: A jam-filled donut! The red stuff keeps gushing out!
Luigi: Uh... that's your blood.
Wario: Ah, not again. *Dies again*
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Hey, that's not Wario's blood, it's mine! I'll take that! *takes that* Now I can't be hurt by cheap fireballs, because...uh...because I said so.
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Luigi: Hmm... this sandwich tastes nice. Say, what are you eating, Ghost Wario?
Wario: A jam-filled donut! The red stuff keeps gushing out!
Luigi: Uh... that's your blood.
Wario: Ah, not again. *Dies again*
Hey, I'm Wario!
EDIT: I apologize for gettin' so angry early. However, I'm just wondering why Wario is so popular for grabs.
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Glorb: That's eight days in the scorpion box!
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Mr.Melee: I'm the referee, so it must be Mario Ice Hockey time!!!!
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Wario: Grrrr...okay. Bring it on, Luigi Simpson!
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Wairo: No, don't! I'm really his incorrectly spelt alter ego, Wairo!
Luigi: Say, Mario, where's my Christmas present?
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Wario: Hey, put it there, Wairo! Hmmm......say, you sure look a lot like someone I know. I just can't put my finger on it. I know he has a crooked 'stache and a yellow hat with a "W" on it....I know! You're Yoshi's clone, aren't you!
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Toad: Who give me the drugs?
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I will...NOT! I shall keep the drugs, for now. To the Glorbmobile! Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na, Glorbman!
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Mr.Melee: No drugs on the field. 2 min. in penalty box!!
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Glorb: Ha! Ha! Ha! ... HA!
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Bigluigifan1.0: Hey, no laughing on my lawn!!
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Toad: Maybe drugs are not good for you.
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Mr.Melee: /Really?/ *blows whistle* Timeout!
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Glorb: *blows whistle* Time down! Or up, or in, or whatever.
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Mr.Melee: Who wants to play SSBM? I'm the virtual Mario w/ his original suit!
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*Goomba walks in*
Goomba: SSBM? Sounds intruiguing! I'll be...me! A goomba!
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Luigi: Show us your moves, Goomba!
/me gets into a break down stance
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Peach: Wow, Peach and I must've swapped bodies.
*Tries stomping Goomba, but can't, because Peach (really Luigi) doesn't have any stomping boots.
Peach: Dang.
*Goomba walks at Peach*
Peach: Eeek!
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Glorb: All right, Goomba. *pulls out a revolver and fires at him* I know what you're thinking, "did he fire six shots or seven?" To be honest, in all this excitement, I lost count myself. You see, this is a Magnum .48, the most powerful handgun in the world. Now, you just have to ask yourself one question: "Do I fell lucky?". Well, do ya? Punk?
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Excuse me? I might be wrong, but did you just shoot that Goomba?
This is excactly what I'm talking about in The Great Mario Debate! (http://themushroomkingdom.net/board/index.php?topic=8984.0)
Goombas and other little defensless creatures have been reduced to little spiders! "Oops, I stepped on a goomba, no big deal." That is very wrong, indeed!
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Luigi: Yeah, I agree. Hey, I'm myself again! Now I don't have to worry about shoes!
Everyone else: o_0
Luigi: What?
Everyone else: o_0
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Goomba: Hah! Joke's on you! I'm wearing a bulletproof vest...no wait...that's my large intestine sticking out...*collapses*
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Glorb: NOOOOOOO! He can't be dead! Well, I actually don't care. Who's up for subs?
Goomba: Even though I'm dead, I'm up for subs.
Glorb: Well, you suck, so you don't get any.
Goomba: Bumpkisses!
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Mr.Melee: You're going down, Glorb! SSBM, now!
Crowd: Virtual fight! Virtual fight! Virtual fight!....