Author Topic: The Mario improv (Read 21102 times)

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #45 on:** December 26, 2005, 08:37:41 PM »

Wario: Is it okay if I trade in all 123 of my stars for food? That's great! Hold on...how'd I end up in 4th place? I was in first a second ago......

Khold · « **Reply #46 on:** December 26, 2005, 08:39:54 PM »

* Peach takes off toad outfit

Sucker! Haha, now I have 123 stars!

Ultima Shadow · « **Reply #47 on:** December 26, 2005, 09:05:13 PM »

Luigi in Iggy Koopa disguise: Would you like to give your Stars to charity, or will I have to bash you and steal them?

Glorb · « **Reply #48 on:** December 27, 2005, 02:29:37 PM »

Glorb: Too late, suckas! My stars now! *eats stars* Hahahahaha! I now possess the stars and can turn into a level 98624 thing!

bobman37 · « **Reply #49 on:** December 27, 2005, 03:24:32 PM »

Some random dude offa the street: Hey, Peach! You just reminded me! *goes to play DDR:Ultramix 2 on the song 321 stars*

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #50 on:** December 27, 2005, 04:24:46 PM »

Wario: Mmmmmm...I just ate my own legs guys! What's this red stuff gushing out like- ACK! *Dead*

Mr. Melee · « **Reply #51 on:** December 27, 2005, 09:15:45 PM »

Mr.Melee: *throws some fireballs at Glorb, and it cheaply works* Wow! No one ever tries the cheap attacks! And they work!!

Ultima Shadow · « **Reply #52 on:** December 29, 2005, 03:03:47 AM »

Luigi: Hmm... this sandwich tastes nice. Say, what are you eating, Ghost Wario?
Wario: A jam-filled donut! The red stuff keeps gushing out!
Luigi: Uh... that's your blood.
Wario: Ah, not again. *Dies again*

Glorb · « **Reply #53 on:** December 29, 2005, 11:21:14 AM »

Hey, that's not Wario's blood, it's mine! I'll take that! *takes that* Now I can't be hurt by cheap fireballs, because...uh...because I said so.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #54 on:** December 29, 2005, 12:00:12 PM »

Quote from: Luigi Simpson on December 29, 2005, 03:03:47 AM

Luigi: Hmm... this sandwich tastes nice. Say, what are you eating, Ghost Wario?
Wario: A jam-filled donut! The red stuff keeps gushing out!
Luigi: Uh... that's your blood.
Wario: Ah, not again. *Dies again*

Hey, I'm Wario!

EDIT: I apologize for gettin' so angry early. However, I'm just wondering why Wario is so popular for grabs.

Glorb · « **Reply #55 on:** December 29, 2005, 05:54:51 PM »

Glorb: That's eight days in the scorpion box!

Mr. Melee · « **Reply #56 on:** December 29, 2005, 08:20:31 PM »

Mr.Melee: I'm the referee, so it must be Mario Ice Hockey time!!!!

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #57 on:** December 29, 2005, 11:00:07 PM »

Wario: Grrrr...okay. Bring it on, Luigi Simpson!

Ultima Shadow · « **Reply #58 on:** December 29, 2005, 11:50:44 PM »

Wairo: No, don't! I'm really his incorrectly spelt alter ego, Wairo!
Luigi: Say, Mario, where's my Christmas present?

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #59 on:** December 30, 2005, 05:30:08 PM »

Wario: Hey, put it there, Wairo! Hmmm......say, you sure look a lot like someone I know. I just can't put my finger on it. I know he has a crooked 'stache and a yellow hat with a "W" on it....I know! You're Yoshi's clone, aren't you!