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Miscellaneous => General Chat => Topic started by: Glorb on August 01, 2006, 10:58:23 AM
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So Snakes on a Plane comes out in a few weeks. And, if you're in the know, you'll know that a zero-budget Z-movie ripoff of it, Snakes on a Train, came out a few days ago (or whenever). So my question is, what else should snakes invade? Here's my ideas:
Snakes on a Boat: Snakes invade a luxery cruise ship!
Snakes on a Highway: My mom had this idea, where snakes get on a road and cause a traffic jam
Snakes in Car: A family goes on a cross-country trip, only to get held hostage in their car by some snakes!
Snakes on a Bus: If the bus drops under 50 miles an hour, the snakes explode!
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Snakes in House: Duh.
snakes on a submarine: How did they get in there?
snakes in the jungle: again duh.
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-Snakes on a Blimp
-Snakes on a Ship
-Snakes on a Rocket
-Snakes on a Helicopter
-Snakes on a Chair
-Snakes on a Table
-SNakes on a Couch
-Snakes on a Bed
-Snakes on a Computer
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-snakes in a pillow case
-snakes on a lawn mower
-snakes in a closet
-snakes in a drawer
-snakes in your pants
-snakes on a typewriter
-snakes in a box
-snakes in a, okay I'll stop now.
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-Snakes on a Hot Tin Roof
XD
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Snakes in Deezer's bread.
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Isn't this that silly joke that was started on deviantART? Oh well.
~ Snakes on my mom - Rogue snakes capture my mother, only to be fought by the Angelic Snakes of Justice!
~ Snakes in duct tape - Duct tape has been found to multiply the number of snakes on the premises.
~ Snakes on a telephone pole - Mike Oznowicz.
~ Snakes in the basement - Their secret lair... YOUR BASEMENT!
~ Snakes in the attic - Sequel to "Snakes in the basement".
~ Snakes all over the place - True, true.
~ Snakes on a jolly holiday with Mary Poppins - It'sssssss a jolly holiday with Mary...
I think I'll make some movie posters for our snake gags.
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Snakes on a snake: lol.
Snakes in your head: getitoffgetitoffgetitoff.
Snake Man VS Lizard Dude: ultimate battle.
Snakes in your toilet: eew.
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-Snakes on the Moon
-Snakes in a Cardboard Box
-Snakes on a TV
-Snakes in a Bag of Bread
-Snakes in Spain
-Snakes on a Crane
-Snakes in a Drainage Ditch
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Snakes on a Wok: "That wasn't chicken"
Snakes Playing Poker
Snakes 98
Snake a Break
Snakes on a Highway, Three Seconds Before Turning Into Roadkill
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-Snakes in a Box of Tissues
-Snakes in a Snake That's Inside of a Snake That's also Inside of a Snake That's in TV That's in a Safe
-Snakes in a Cookie
-Snakes in a NES
-Snakes in a SNES
-Snakes in a Gameboy
-Snakes in a DS
-Snakes in a Nintendo 64
-Snakes in a Wii
-Snakes in a(n) *insert random object here*
-Snakes in a {PST} Server
-Snakes 95
-Snakes NT
-Snakes XP
-Snakes Vista
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Snakes Inside Other Snakes (Anacondas, anyone?)
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Hey, I said "snakes in a box and "snakes on a snake" back off!
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Snakes.
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http://snakesonaplanesequels.ytmnd.com/
WARNING OFFENSIVE WRITTEN LANGUAGE. Quite a bit of it.
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Snakes in an Exploding Barrel.
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^^ I am cry.
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Metal Gear Solid 5:Snake's on a plane
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Hah, good one.
Snakes on a Sandwitch.
Snakes on a Person's Head.
Snakes.
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-Snakes in the Outfield
-Snakes in the Endzone
-Snakes in the Windy City
-Snakes in Oz.
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Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Snakes
Star Wars: Return of the Snakes
Snakes of the Caribbean
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Snake's on a plane
<BirdPerson> In SSBB, you could correctly say "Snake's on a plane."
<BirdPerson> If the Arwings are still there, or on Meta-Knight's ship
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Snakes in Deezer's yard.
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Rated X , sold only on DVD, advertised only on Comedy Central: Snakes Gone Insane.
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I thinkkkk, that Snakes Gone Wild is better.
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Snakes in the fridge.
Snakes in your stomach(ew).
Snakes where you least expect them.
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Spongesnake Squarepants.
Snakes in my thoughts.
Super Snakeio Brothers.
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This whole thread reminds me of bizzare Metal Gear Solid Games, as spelled by people with broken ' keys.
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The Angry Snakes
Ivader Snake
The Snakesons
Snake Ball
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Snakes In Your Drywall
Homesnake Runner
Snakey the Snakicidal Snakiac
Argh, Snake, a Snake, Ooh, It's a Snake
Snake to the Future
I Have a Snaking Back
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Homesnake Runner?!! AHH! *goes insane*
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-Snakeman
-Snakeman Returns
-Snakeman Forever
-Snakeman Begins
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How 'bout this one? Planet of the snakes.
"Wait a minute... this is our planet! NOOOO!!! You darn, dirty snakes!"
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When Snakes Attack!
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Snakes on a Plane! Oh wait.........
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Pokesnakes. Think about it, we already got some to get us started.
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fen%2F1%2F11%2FEkans.png&hash=542dd09f59a9264e9081010e73fc2556f1d70aff)
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fen%2Ff%2Ff5%2FPok%25C3%25A9mon-Art_Arbok.png&hash=4cf9e613469578639b39f9db5450986770c752a5)
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fen%2F7%2F7e%2FSeviper.png&hash=b568dc20145e2cdece0c22b4653b27af066c2056)
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Who're those?
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Ekans (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ekans)
Arbok (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arbok)
Seviper (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seviper)
AKA Pokesnakes.
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Oh.
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AN-yway...
~ Snakes in a shoe store
~ Snakes in your shirt(oh, that's uncomfortable)
~ Cottony Cottonmouths(sp?)
~ Monty the Python(basically Sonic the Hedgehog with snakes)
~ Snakes in my sketchbook :O
~ Snakes in your undies O_<
~ Winnie the Snake
Okay, I'm done.
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Snakes in Manhhatan.
Snakeagotchi.
Snokemon.
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-Snakes on a Plain
XDDDDD
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Snokemon.
Hey, I did Pokesnakes! Go find your own snake parodies!
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SERPIENTES en el AVION
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Serpientes en el Tren! Coran por sus vidas!!!
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WHAT?!! :O
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Snakes on a train! Run for your lifes!!! Is what I said. ; )
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I wish I was fluent in Espanol (insert squiggly over 'n').
Snakes on a Bed, in which the movie is basically the entire showing of The Exorcist, only whenever the little possessed girl is supposed to be shown, it'll be dubbed to just show a bunch of snakes, slithering on the bed like common... snakes!
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Esnake from New York
Resovior Snakes
Fiddlesnakes, Boy! Feed the Snakes and What've you Got? (there are just so darned many Mary Poppins references on this forum)
Two Snakes Twirled Around a Staff, Which, For Some Reason, Symbolizes Medical Stuff
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This has to be the most over-hyped movie since that Star Wars one came out a year ago. Everywhere I go I see the ads, especially on the internet.
It's amazing how big a deal people make out of movies. Star Wars was pretty recent and it seems the media gets into a frenzy about it and so does a percentage of the population--so much that they can't concentrate on anything else. When the Star Wars movie came out last spring, half the school was obsessed with it and some dude came in with a light saber (spelling?) the day it came out. It was quickly confiscated by a teacher.
I didn't see Star Wars and I don't know if I'll see this Snakes movie either. If it's anything like Airplane, though, I might have to consider--Airplane made me laugh like no other movie had in a long time.
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Uh, Snakes on a Plane isn't a comedy. Airplane! was a parody of the TV show Airport.
PS: You haven't seen Star Wars? You must lead a dull life, man.
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They're actually 100% serious about this being a scary movie. I'm not kidding. I can't believe it either. Come on. SNAKES. On a PLANE. Just the title is ridiculous. Not something suspenseful or mysterious like "The Snakes," or "A Plane," But "Snakes on a Plane." But the point is money. It's so unbelievable that everyone's going to see it just for the sake of seeing friggin' snakes on a friggin' plane, spending their money. And when that happens, the people have achieved their goal: to make a heaping pile of money. Because in the modern world, "Don't waste your time seeing this terrible movie" really means, "This movie is so crappy that you have to see it."
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People will see it just 'cause Samuel L. Jackson is in it.
Here's another additiopn to this thread's original purpose:
-Planes on a Snake
Beat that Glorb.
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Oho, but what about Snakes in a Chef's Hat?! Maybe you'd be their target audience.
By the way, I saw S.O.A.P. today; it rocked, but not in the way that I had hoped. I didn't want it to be a comedy, but a straight-up action-horror movie. There was, in actuality, little of both. It was hardly scary, and more violent than action-y. But still, I liked it because Samuel L. Jackson actually says "I want these mother****ing snakes off the mother****ing plane!". Pure gold.
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I just saw it, and I loved it. I was fully expecting it to be horrible, but I still had to see it. I was surprised though. It wasn't a campy horror film, and it actually had a story that was decent. I would have liked a little more background on a few of the characters, but I loved it, and I will likely see it again some time soon. If anyone is wary about going to see it, you definitely should.
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Today, our homecoming theme was, jokingly, revealed as "snakes on a plane." Alas, it was only a joke.
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I have this feeling that SoaP will be the Plan 9 from Outer Space of our generation. Joy.
Interpret as you wish. I want to see it, though.
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I got in early tonight so I watched Letterman. A good bit of the beginning segment of the show focused on the movie plus he used it as the basis for the top ten list of the night (which was: things you're most likely to hear outside the theater for the movie).
From what I've heard it's another vulgar Hollywood flick without morals, just like most of the stuff that comes out these days. When the biggest line of a movie has the "F" bomb in it, you know the movie can't be that good.
And to the person who wondered if I'd ever seen Star Wars--I didn't see that new one that came out last year but I have seen the old ones from the 1980s. The plot's a bit complicated for me but I like the special effects.
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Don't judge the movie on the language. It's actually got a good plot; it doesn't just start with snakes killing everyone while they're flying, it builds up and gives a good reason for the movie. While it's not cinema gold, destined to be the best movie ever, it's still worth seeing.
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I agree; it's certainly a movie worth seeing.
Suspensful? Yes. Comical? In certain parts, yes. XD
Overall: not a bad movie.
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Fiddlesnakes, Boy! Feed the Snakes and What've you Got? (there are just so darned many Mary Poppins references on this forum)
Mr Dawes sr: So, you have tuppence? May I be permitted to see it?
Michael: No, I want it to feed the snakes.
Mr Dawes sr: Fiddlesnakes, boy! Feed the snakes and what have you got? FAT SNAKES.
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When the biggest line of a movie has the "F" bomb in it, you know the movie can't be that good.
Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn.
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I saw the movie tonight and it mother****in rocked my socks. I added it to my favorite movie list on facebook, yo.
(I think I even saw a DS.)