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Forum Games / Re: Mario jokes.

« on: May 18, 2003, 05:22:38 PM »

Q:What is Yoshi's favorite element?
A:"Tongue"-sten

I'm here all week, folks! :P

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Mario Chat / Re: They hate Mario in Zelda

« on: May 18, 2003, 05:17:49 PM »

The one that annoyed me was the one complaining about Mario's "girly screams." Has that person ever played OoT, MM, WW, FS, or GBA ALTTP with sound on? Link is the girly screamer if anyone.

Accolades on the Insane essay, by the way.

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Forum Games / Re: Ribbon & Friends

« on: May 18, 2003, 02:18:46 PM »

so anyways Ribbon goes to the cliff and sees Gourmet guy ask for some more ice cream and stuff and a pretty pink bird brings some good Raspberry ice cream and gourmet guy says

Gourmet Guy: Yum! My favorite!

Ribbon: i will now go to fight the bully with My new powers for good mario taught them too me

Gourmet Guy: Okay see you later

then Ribbon went to the lavalava land to fight the bully and the bully said

Bully: You are retarted!

Ribbon: this is why you are so mean it hurts my feelings ya know the voice inside of you. Do you have one?

Bully: I guess I do *snif* wanna be friends Ribbon. I always kind of liked you but didn't know how to show it

Ribbon: Thats great! Lets go home to my momm and see gourmet guy too!

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven!”

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General Chat / Re: Drivers Ed Stories

« on: May 18, 2003, 01:56:01 PM »

Wow, I was never specifically graded on driving. Only the class stuff had a grade and the driving was more like "have fun/don't die while learning."

Anyway, you should have recieved an "A" for driving related knowledge on that drive.

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General Chat / Re: Movies

« on: May 18, 2003, 01:52:18 PM »

After hearing about the "awesome action" of the Matrix, I finally saw it four years later (that would be two days ago). I witnessed an hour and a half of kickin' plot and ten minutes of guard shooting. Now, this disappointed me. I expected an hour and a half of kickin' action and ten minutes of plot.

Flash forward to yesterday (that would be one day later). I watched Matrix Reloaded and witnessed an hour and a half of kickin' action and ten minutes of plot. Needless to say, it was like wiping my @ss with silk!

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General Chat / Re: Drivers Ed Stories

« on: May 18, 2003, 01:44:30 PM »

I love your writing style, Marionut#1.
It makes me laugh for some reason.

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven!”

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Mario Chat / Re: Mario and Luigi RPG!!!

« on: May 18, 2003, 01:38:00 PM »

It didn't really look cell shaded; it looked paper.

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Forum Games / Re: Mario Fallout Shelter

« on: May 18, 2003, 01:34:36 PM »

Logic with abstract representation.

Leave it to Insane Steve to back me up.

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Forum Games / Re: Mario jokes.

« on: May 18, 2003, 01:30:12 PM »

Q:Why do all the mechanics like Mario?
A:Because he's so good at "jumping" cars!

[rimshot]

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Mario Chat / Re: They hate Mario in Zelda

« on: May 18, 2003, 01:27:15 PM »

Man, that site scares me!

"I pay good money and put in good effort to play Zelda to escape the crap sucking out of toilets Mario plumber butt head. Thanks for you time, and Mario, I hope you get laid off!"

They are mean!

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Site Discussion / Re: A Rather Interesting Signature Discovery

« on: May 18, 2003, 04:09:17 AM »

My memory, but I must be thinking of someone else. A long time ago, someone with a name like yours had a vote on whether they should leave or not. It basically ended up a lot of people saying, "You are pathetic to have a vote on if you should leave."
Anyone else remember that?

It's-a me, Lizard Dude#1!

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General Chat / Re: Drivers Ed Stories

« on: May 18, 2003, 04:01:46 AM »

Lizard Dude's Driver's Ed Story
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I got pulled over my first time out of the school parking lot. My instructor said, "Hmm, this has never happened to me before..." I calmly pulled over and soon learned that someone had left the trunk slightly ajar and the cop stopped us to tell me that so it didn't pop open and distract me into hitting a semi or something. Anyway, I've never been pulled over or ticketed in *real* driving life so it was just a fun experience. And makes a good conversation starter.

"Hey! I got pulled over in driver's ed!"
"Really? Tell me about it!"

I don't know why I illustrated the conversation. Must be late...

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General Chat / Re: Drivers Ed Stories

« on: May 18, 2003, 03:57:44 AM »

Uh, that is disturbing...

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Forum Games / Re: Atak or the worts things Mario would say!

« on: May 18, 2003, 03:51:51 AM »

uvg: I thought I would make a humble inquiry into the nature of your cesation in posting to my thread. If you all would kindly think of more clever things that the Mario characters would not say, I would gladly read them. Au revoir!

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General Chat / Re: Society of the Forum Secret Keepers

« on: May 18, 2003, 03:35:58 AM »

I think it's just as good now as it was then. Excluding the "Mr. Face?" topic of course. "Help. Deezer is feeding me bread." is the funniest thing ever invented. I laugh out loud every time I so much as look at it or think it. Seriously! How much funnier can you get?

Sorry if I confused you, Sapphira :(
Both posts had a point.

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