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« on: October 12, 2004, 10:07:13 AM »
Hey, this looks fun! I love fake codes. Hope you don't mind if I post a little something... Get a better ending: collect all of the stars and coins in every level of the game and then beat the last Bowser 120 times. Now go to Yoshi on the roof. He will say, "Wow, Mario, you beat Bowser 120 times. Whoop-dee-do. For saving our pathetic lives again and wasting so much time we present you with this award." Then he will give you 100 lives and infinte flying/metal/invisible powers. Yoshi will jump off the roof and slam into the mountain.
Now go into the castle and run around the sun rug 1,000 times. A chime will sound and Mario will get dizzy and pass out. When he wakes up, go to the room that leads to Peach's secret slide. Jump through the left window instead of the right and you will be in Peach's secret bathroom. Go to the toilet and butt-stomp the handle, then jump in the toilet. Mario will get sucked down the drain and scream his head off.
Next you will enter the secret world of Stiny Stinky Sewers. Run through the maze of pipes until you reach a room with a giant platform floating over a big drain. Bowser is there and has Peach with him. Bowser will say, "Mario, what took you so long? Do you think you can beat me 121 times?!" Then Peach will say, "Mario why did you go into my bathroom without permission?" The fight begins. Bowser will shoot fire at you which is dumb since you can't be hurt while you're metal. Because of that he will also slam the platform to make it sink into the slime so you die if you don't beat him quickly. Grab him by the tail when you get a chance, swing him around, and throw him into a pipe. He will get jammed in the pipe, with sewage building up behind him, and he will get launched out and shot into a wall. Repeat this nine more times. At the last time he will hit the wall and fall into the slime and "drown." The platform will start to go under but Mario will grab Peach and fly out of there and return to the secret bathroom.
With both heroes now safe Peach will say, "Mario, thank you so much for saving me from getting my new dress wrecked. You're the best!" Then both characters will kiss passionantly for ten minutes and the credits will roll after that. While the credits are going you can shoot the names with a cursor and make sound affects with the other buttons. After the credits you will see the cake but this time it will look different... it has one extra strawberry this time!
"Kids, don''t use formula one race cars to chase hedgehogs."