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Video Game Chat / Re: Halo 2 hype... insane!
« on: October 20, 2004, 07:44:37 AM »
Why is that, Chup...?

"Kids, don''t use formula one race cars to chase hedgehogs."

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General Chat / Re: Things That Drive Me Nuts
« on: October 20, 2004, 07:37:13 AM »
Well there are quite a few things that bother me, but there's also some things I really like too.  I'll list them here!

- Family (even my brother)
- Friends
- Food
- Fun
- My computer (when it works)
- Girls my age (especially the attractive ones)
- Things that explode
- Nintendo!
- Halo
- Driving fast (but not like I sat on a cactus)
- Roller coasters of all shapes and sizes! (except baby ones of course)
- Junk food
- Playing piano
- Sleeping
- Video game cartoons
- Video game music
- Saturday mornings
- My pets
- Wal-Mart
- Pixar movies
- Garfield and Dilbert comics
- Sci-fi novels (go Battlefield Earth!)
- Summer time
- Football
- Luigison (oops, how did that get there?)
- TMK

Well that was boring.  I have much more fun complaining about things than being thankful.  Oh well.


Woman: "Am I detecting some sarcasm here?"
Nerdy guy: *mumbles and does calculations on a machine*
Fat nerdy guy: "Ooh, a sarcasm detector!  That's brilliant!"
*machine explodes* (Simpsons)

Edited by - Yoshisaurus Rex on 11/5/2004 10:43:48 PM

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General Chat / Re: I Had A really bad Dream.
« on: October 19, 2004, 08:54:51 PM »
"Look on the bright side: If that does happen, it will decrease your time in front of the monitor and we could all play outside..."

Uh, I think you're forgetting the fact that people will still be inside to play Nintendo games and waste more time.  Unless... something deletes Nintendo!  Oh no!


"Kids, don''t use formula one race cars to chase hedgehogs."

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Video Game Chat / Re: Halo 2 hype... insane!
« on: October 19, 2004, 08:43:46 PM »
I think Halo is both a blast and horrible.  Mainly because my friends all play it all the time with 4 vs. 4 capture the flag and I get clobbered every... single... time!  But it's still pretty fun.  Driving those warthogs around and running over people while you have the other team's flag and the person in back is blasting all over the dern place is a mega blast (but yes Nintendo is still much more fun and varied).


Oh yeah, and I was the one who bumped the Things that Drive me nuts thread.  I am very evil!


"Kids, don''t use formula one race cars to chase hedgehogs."

Edited by - Yoshisaurus Rex on 10/19/2004 7:49:58 PM

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General Chat / Re: Things That Drive Me Nuts
« on: October 19, 2004, 08:37:57 PM »
Eh, come on guys!  Keep posting stuff.  If you don't post anything then I will keep posting anyway and will be the main thing that drives you nuts.  Here's my next list whether you like it or not!

- My brother (yes, he gets it twice)
- When my ears pop and I can hear myself breathe
- When my family communicates via screaming across the house
- When I type this stuff on Wordpad and it automatically shifts the lines out to the right when I hit enter
- When I’m the last one posting in this thread
- When I play a video game and the music stays in my head forever
- When people make up words to things that they don’t know the name of and you have to ask them what in the Wario they’re talking about
- When I’m driving the car and the steering wheel is misaligned so that I have to hold it to the right to go straight and if I hold it straight I drive left


Amy: "Sonic thinks HE's stressed?  Try being me!"
Chris: "That would be horrible."

Edited by - Yoshisaurus Rex on 10/19/2004 7:38:58 PM

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General Chat / Re: Petals Around the Rose
« on: October 15, 2004, 08:04:00 PM »
Ha, that was fun!  I figured it out in under 20 tries.  Yeah, I do agree that you don't have to be stupid to figure it out.  I consider myself at least above stupid and I still did it.  It's really more common sense than knowledge.  But still... an interesting game.

"Kids, don''''t use formula one race cars to chase hedgehogs."

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General Chat / Re: Things That Drive Me Nuts
« on: October 14, 2004, 12:20:17 PM »
Okay, Markio, we'll talk about you later, you crazy dude!  But right now it's time for... my next obnoxious list!!!

- The fact that Nintendo still hasn’t made a Gameboy version of SMRPG and that the Koopa Kids have been replaced by total losers
- When my computer takes an eternity to load these forum pages when there’s hardly anything to load
- Those incredibly stupid and super pointless hand-blowdryers in the public restrooms that are about as affective as blowing on your own hand
- AFHV after Bob Sagget left
- Who Wants to be a Millionaire after Regis left
- Family Feud after Louie left
- When the characters on Sponge Bob act gay
- When the news organizations sometimes distort the truth and make one political party look completely flawless and the other one terrible (and no I’m not paranoid; just watch for yourself)
- The overabundance of skinny people on TV and in the movies… not that I’m saying I’m also fat but what’s wrong with fat people?!  I’m tired of looking at skinny people!
- Sitting next to loud girls at a football game
- People who come in the post and say “this post” (please stop doing that!!!)
- People who STILL don’t think that 250 WTBA is hilarious, and won’t even read it (am I bugging you yet?  Oh yeah, and here’s one my favorite ones out of that: #20 of the 250 way to be annoying: Tape pieces of “Sweating to the Oldies” over climatic parts of rental movies)
- The evil robots that attack my house every Thursday
- When the Knights-who-say-nee force me to get them more shrubberies


Your forum board has been infected by the YSR virus.  Please send an error report so we can point and laugh at you.

Edited by - Yoshisaurus Rex on 10/26/2004 6:58:13 AM

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Video Game Chat / Re: Donkey Konga Central!
« on: October 13, 2004, 03:59:49 PM »
Yeah, you're probably right.  How could I be so stupid?  But maybe instead of that you could download more Donkey Konga-adaptable songs from Nintendo and make the game even bigger! (for a small fee of course)

"Kids, don''t use formula one race cars to chase hedgehogs."

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Forum Games / Re: Fake SM64 cheats
« on: October 12, 2004, 10:07:13 AM »
Hey, this looks fun!  I love fake codes.  Hope you don't mind if I post a little something... Get a better ending: collect all of the stars and coins in every level of the game and then beat the last Bowser 120 times.  Now go to Yoshi on the roof.  He will say, "Wow, Mario, you beat Bowser 120 times.  Whoop-dee-do.  For saving our pathetic lives again and wasting so much time we present you with this award."  Then he will give you 100 lives and infinte flying/metal/invisible powers.  Yoshi will jump off the roof and slam into the mountain.

Now go into the castle and run around the sun rug 1,000 times.  A chime will sound and Mario will get dizzy and pass out. When he wakes up, go to the room that leads to Peach's secret slide.  Jump through the left window instead of the right and you will be in Peach's secret bathroom.  Go to the toilet and butt-stomp the handle, then jump in the toilet.  Mario will get sucked down the drain and scream his head off.

Next you will enter the secret world of Stiny Stinky Sewers.  Run through the maze of pipes until you reach a room with a giant platform floating over a big drain.  Bowser is there and has Peach with him.  Bowser will say, "Mario, what took you so long?  Do you think you can beat me 121 times?!"  Then Peach will say, "Mario why did you go into my bathroom without permission?"  The fight begins.  Bowser will shoot fire at you which is dumb since you can't be hurt while you're metal.  Because of that he will also slam the platform to make it sink into the slime so you die if you don't beat him quickly.  Grab him by the tail when you get a chance, swing him around, and throw him into a pipe.  He will get jammed in the pipe, with sewage building up behind him, and he will get launched out and shot into a wall.  Repeat this nine more times.  At the last time he will hit the wall and fall into the slime and "drown."  The platform will start to go under but Mario will grab Peach and fly out of there and return to the secret bathroom.

With both heroes now safe Peach will say, "Mario, thank you so much for saving me from getting my new dress wrecked.  You're the best!"  Then both characters will kiss passionantly for ten minutes and the credits will roll after that.  While the credits are going you can shoot the names with a cursor and make sound affects with the other buttons.  After the credits you will see the cake but this time it will look different... it has one extra strawberry this time!

"Kids, don''t use formula one race cars to chase hedgehogs."

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Video Game Chat / Re: Donkey Konga Central!
« on: October 11, 2004, 05:05:14 PM »
Sorry I'm posting so late but I just wanted to tell you my idea.  Here it is: when the next Nintendo comes out it could have that CD recording thingamabob like the Xbox has.  You stick your favorite music CDs and MP3s into the machine and it records all the songs you like.  Then you turn the game on you can transfer the songs straight into the game and play any song you want!  That would rock!  Whatdya think?



"Kids, don''t use formula one race cars to chase hedgehogs."

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Mario Chat / Re: Super Mario Game
« on: October 11, 2004, 04:52:50 PM »
Yeah, me too!  Except that I never actually play any.  Some day I will.

Hmmmm... who would make a good fifth character to be captured?  Besides the first four dudes there's also Wario, Waluigi, Daisy, Donkey Kong, Birdo... I'm not sure.  Oh wait, here's an idea!  How about if the fourth castle actually has no person captured but it's just a trap.  Somehow Mario gets tricked into going there thinking someone else needs to be saved but when he goes inside... the horrible Baby Bowser appears!  He challenges him to a fight and uses his paintbrush to create muddy creatures.  Then Mario kicks him in the face, makes him cry, and leaves the castle.  Yeah, it's brilliant!  Wait, forget that last part.  But a fake castle would be interesting.

"Kids, don''t use formula one race cars to chase hedgehogs."

Edited by - Yoshisaurus Rex on 10/11/2004 3:55:07 PM

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General Chat / Re: Things That Drive Me Nuts
« on: October 11, 2004, 10:03:15 AM »
Oh well, he can still be a GNM.

Peach:"Toad, it's you!"
Toad: "Who did you expect?  Peewee Herman?"  Unfunny quote courtesy of SMB: Super Show

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General Chat / Re: Things That Drive Me Nuts
« on: October 10, 2004, 08:44:43 PM »
Thanks, Trainman!  I can't believe it!  Me, a Good New Member?  Yay!  Finally!  That was pretty easy to get (although I might lose that title soon if I annoy people more).  Not only have I read your posts but I've also read every single topic in every single board since the site ever first began!  I know everything about you weirdos!  OK, not really.  But I have read all of the TMK  mailbags.  Those were so funny.

Won't you please join me now... in my quest to find... MY NEXT BIG SIGNATURE!  To be continued...

Edited by - Yoshisaurus Rex on 10/10/2004 7:47:06 PM

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Forum Games / Re: Bored-MKXVII GP Legend
« on: October 09, 2004, 02:40:32 PM »
Everyone: *does robot dance*
Robots: *do the everyone dance*
Cheese: *does the tomato dance*
Tomato: *does the fire extinguisher dance*
Fire Extenguisher: *says that the tomato is doing his dance wrong*
Chairs: *do the table dance*
Sink: *does the toilet dance*
Cast from the Wizard of Oz: *gets shiggy wit it*
All the weird people of TMK: *get the place jumpin... out the window*
Mario brothers: *do the Mario... then the Bowser... then the dance dance*
Dance: *does the walk... then gets confused and wonders how a verb can be a noun*
Verb: *tangos with the noun*
Donkey Konga: *slaps its bongos*
CW: *says that didn't sound right*
Donkey Konga: *slaps CW*
Everyone: *does the chicken dance*
Chickens: *can't dance*
*: "Kills itself"

"Kids, don''t use formula one race cars to chase hedgehogs."

Edited by - Yoshisaurus Rex on 10/11/2004 9:07:59 AM

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General Chat / Re: Things That Drive Me Nuts
« on: October 08, 2004, 09:12:05 PM »
Hey!  For your information... I actually like Tetris!  It's fun and challenging and... studies have shown that it can make you smarter... in a way... somehow.

Oh yeah, and the way Eggman laughs in Sonic X is a complete riot.  Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo!

"Kids, don''t use formula one race cars to chase hedgehogs."

Edited by - Yoshisaurus Rex on 10/9/2004 1:16:38 PM

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