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General Chat / Re: Things That Drive Me Nuts

« on: October 08, 2004, 09:25:17 AM »

Hey, that wasn't a bad word!  I said  (nickname for Richard) and then added "ens", not the other thing.  Oh well, whatever.

"Kids, don''t use formula one race cars to chase hedgehogs."

Edited by - Yoshisaurus Rex on 10/8/2004 8:26:05 AM

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General Chat / Re: Things That Drive Me Nuts

« on: October 08, 2004, 09:21:11 AM »

Mr. Face say you too foolish for your pants.  Mr. Face is not always right but he's never wrong!  Excuse me while I pop in again, say something random, and continue my annoying list!  Nyah!

- The serious lack of Mario and Sonic merchandise in this country
- How Sonic's quills are messed up in Sonic X
- The Spring Yard Zone levels in Sonic 1
- Waiting for the Nintendo Darn Sweet to arrive
- People who make fun of nerds (except for rich ones)
- People that say “alright” without the L and R
- People who confuse Frankenstein with his monster when they don't have the same names
- People who still don't think that 250 Ways to be Annoying is hilarious
- All of the medication I have to take for my allergies and acne
- When I brush my teeth and toothpaste runs down my arm
- My humonguos hips, thighs, and...
- The little green elf inside of me who keeps telling me to burn things (and who I sometimes listen to)
- My bacon machine which keeps giving me toast and waffles instead of bacon *angrily grabs it and tosses it in the dumpster with Easy Bake oven*
- My helicopter which shoots off the blades whenever I hit the eject button
- When Metroid suck people dry just because they don't agree with them
- Monday mornings, when time slows and reality bends
- When I lay a gigantic Yoshi egg and it hurts like the ****ens
- When people start talking about things that make no sense at all like I do


"Kids, don''t use formula one race cars to chase hedgehogs."

Edited by - Yoshisaurus Rex on 10/25/2004 2:37:57 PM

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Video Game Chat / Re: A vote for Nader is a vote for Cranky Kong

« on: October 04, 2004, 08:46:46 AM »

Huh?  Nadar?  Um... who's Nadar?  Is he, like, uh... Darth Nadar?  Uh... why does he, uh, hate Nintendo so much, uh?

"Kids, don''t use formula one race cars to chase hedgehogs."

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General Chat / Re: Stupid VG anime question

« on: October 04, 2004, 08:43:09 AM »

Why?  Was it an insult against me?  Or just retarded rambling?

Since this topic is so dumb and there probably isn't and never will be a VGA channel, I think I'll switch gears and talk about what would make a cool Mario cartoon.  I know this isn't the right place to talk about it but... this was a last second idea.  So, what do you think would be essential for a new Mario toon?

"Kids, don''t use formula one race cars to chase hedgehogs."

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General Chat / Re: Stupid VG anime question

« on: October 03, 2004, 05:25:11 PM »

That's cool, LD!  Uh, boomstix, what in the Wario are you talking about?

Anyway, I would like to see a channel that has all video game animes like Kirby, Sonic, Pokemon, F-Zero, MegaMan, and all the other good old shows.  In the afternoon there could be VG judging shows like Big VG Hunting and the like.  And finally at night, to top it all of, you'd get a VG movie (:P) like Tron, Pokemon, Tomb Raider, and SMB.  Call me crazy but that's what I would love to see!  I've got plenty of other interesting ideas but this is one of my favorites.  (I'm Yoshisaurus Rex and I approve this pointless message)


"Kids, don''t use formula one race cars to chase hedgehogs."

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General Chat / Re: Oh man I totally...

« on: October 03, 2004, 05:23:17 PM »

Oh man, I totally fell for that.

"Kids, don''t use formula one race cars to chase hedgehogs."

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General Chat / Re: Things That Drive Me Nuts

« on: October 03, 2004, 05:21:23 PM »

Get ready, 'cause it's time for my next list!

- People who sing in the morning when you just wake up and you feel like roadkill
- People who ask you if you're going to do something when they know you have no choice but to do it anyway
- People who don't reply to you when you finish talking
- People who don't wash their hands after they use the restroom *thinks back to Seinfeld episode*
- People who don't believe that the "250 Ways to be Annoying" page is funny
- The fact that absolutely none of my friends own a GameCube (but they did help buy me one for my golden birthday so I guess I can't complain too much)
- The new episodes of SNL which aren't very funny
- When you're going to bed and super tired and have to use the bathroom but you're so tired and don't want to get up but you can't go to sleep and you keep squirming and tossing around until finally you have no choice but to wet your pants

"Kids, don''t use formula one race cars to chase hedgehogs."

Edited by - Yoshisaurus Rex on 10/4/2004 7:52:15 AM

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Video Game Chat / Re: Donkey Konga Central!

« on: October 03, 2004, 08:22:23 AM »

C'mon!  No one's tried that before?  You guys are just weird (or maybe I just am).  Well, I've got a better idea anyway.  Has anyone tried sharing a bongo controller with someone by hitting only one drum while someone hits the other?

"Kids, don''t use formula one race cars to chase hedgehogs."

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General Chat / Re: I missed you guys so much! ;_;

« on: October 02, 2004, 11:20:06 AM »

Okay, guys... on the count of three... 1, 2... WELCOME BACK MARLIEMOO14!!  WE MISSED YOU!!!

Actually I don't really know who you are since I'm kind of new here, but... I'm glad you're back!!  What have you been doing so far?

"Kids, don''t use formula one race cars to chase hedgehogs."

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General Chat / Re: Pet Psychic

« on: October 02, 2004, 10:54:10 AM »

Or maybe you could say that your pet dinosaur, Yoshi, has been feeeling very sick recently and vomiting lots of berry juice.  I'd like to see what she would say to that.

"Kids, don''t use formula one race cars to chase hedgehogs."

Edited by - Yoshisaurus Rex on 10/2/2004 9:55:10 AM

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General Chat / Re: Pet Psychic

« on: October 01, 2004, 09:55:34 PM »

Yeah, that was brilliant!  Who woulda thunk?  A dog that has problems but doesn't exist. ("Perhaps your dog just needs more love.  Then he will cease to be nothing and come to something")

"Kids, don''t use formula one race cars to chase hedgehogs."

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General Chat / Re: Things That Drive Me Nuts

« on: October 01, 2004, 09:50:48 PM »

Well, sorrrrry, but I just couldn't help myself.  This is my first stupid ad to post and it will probably be my last so don't worry about it.

Oh yeah, and #251 is... applaud people for doing a good job during the entire time they’re playing Donkey Konga!  Oops, that's 252.  251 would be post the same annoying ad on every page of a forum topic.  Nya-ha-ha!

"Kids, don''t use formula one race cars to chase hedgehogs."

Edited by - Yoshisaurus Rex on 10/2/2004 9:49:00 AM

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Video Game Chat / Re: Donkey Konga Central!

« on: October 01, 2004, 09:29:20 PM »

How dare thou blasphemy the wondrous D Krap, eh, DK rap.  That beautiful melody of gobbledygook has provided more than just a hearty chuckle from the deepest depths of my soul.  You havest no right to disrespect it!

Yikes, I just got a really stupid thought right now (along with everything else I think of).  Has anyone tried to play the drums with their butt yet?  That would be really hard but stinkin' funny!

"Kids, don''t use formula one race cars to chase hedgehogs."

Edited by - Yoshisaurus Rex on 10/2/2004 9:45:27 AM

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Forum Games / Re: Make Up Rumors

« on: October 01, 2004, 07:16:38 PM »

"The Xbrick is the world's first video game system that weighs more than any other,"  announced some nerdy dude from Microsoft with buckteeth proudly.  "It weighs in at 79 and a half pounds, much heavier than the Revolution does which pathetically only weighs about three pounds or less.  We believe that these new heavier systems will be a big attraction for the people who can actually lift them or have some money to waste on expensive junk."  Indeed, the new machine is incredibly heavy and shows that it's main appeal for adults since kids can't lift it.  And if you thought it wasn't heavy already, just wait until you see the size of the "cheap" new equipment that you can hook up to the system!


"Kids, don''t use formula one race cars to chase hedgehogs."

Edited by - Yoshisaurus Rex on 10/1/2004 8:40:22 PM

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Video Game Chat / Re: Nintendo To Produce Animated Films?

« on: October 01, 2004, 06:49:41 PM »

I think a Super Smash Bros. movie would be pretty sweet if they could get a storyline in with it.  Like Mario on a quest to beat everyone, while Bowser tries to cheat or something.  And let's not forget Sapphira's Prophecy! (not)

"Kids, don''t use formula one race cars to chase hedgehogs."