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Game Help / Re: How Do You Beat the Not-True Level?

« on: May 26, 2004, 09:44:57 PM »

Man, you absolutely have to get this game. It's 4-Dness is awesome! But it's extremely hard to beat of course.

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Video Game Chat / Re: The Kingdom of Loathing

« on: May 26, 2004, 08:52:53 PM »

I've joined, so can I be the official Meatsmither? I'll learn the Advanced stuff tomorrow and deal with all that (I'm too drunk right now XD). I've looked at all of you, and some of you guys could really use some better equipment...

Oh, one other thing... any level 5s, if you would please attack "loto dude" and say it's from me, that'd be greatly appreciated. For a while now we've been attacking each other back and forth and stealing meat back and forth. I find it odd though that he can beat me, because I'm able to beat him without him even managing to strike a blow against me... but whatever.

Current Stats:
Muscle: 35 (27)
Mysticality: 18 (15)
Moxie: 22 (19)

Meat: About 7000, I think...

And counting.

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Video Game Chat / Re: The Kingdom of Loathing

« on: May 21, 2004, 02:25:38 PM »

Because only Seal Clubbers and Turtle Tamers may enter the Brotherhood of the Smackdown, just like only Pastamancers and Saucerors can only enter the League of the Chef-Magi, and the Accordian Thieves and Disco Bandits in the Shadowy Department of Arts and Crafts.



These places are where they can their respective and exclusive skills, and must pay meat to learn them.



In case you didn't figure it out yet, here's the breakdown of the characters...



Turtle Tamers and Seal Clubbers

Rely on their Muscularity and use Muscularity to gain levels.

Are the experts of Meatsmithing, can learn the skill (which costs 3800 Meat) of Advanced Meatsmithing, and other skills that let them heal and do more damage (I am a Seal Clubber).



Saucerors and Pastamancers

Rely mostly on Mysticality (magic), and use it to gain levels.

Are the experts of Cooking, and can learn magic skills to do I don't know what with, as well as probably a skill that lets them Cook stuff the others can't.



Accordian Thieves and Disco Bandits


Rely on Moxie, and use it to gain levels.


Are the experts of ****tailcrafting, and most likely can learn a skill that lets them craft stuff others can't.


That's that.


What is the item that lets you get above 15 Drunkenness? That would really be useful for me. I have also now obtained better equipment and I have lots of good equipment I'm willing to part with cheap or maybe free, such as Xtreme meat Swords, Crossbows, and Staffs, as well as some other high power equipment, like Elite Knob Goblin Polearms, and some other odd stuff. Just ask.



(That's supposed to be cöcktailcrafting. Stupid censors.)

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Edited by - n/a on 5/21/2004 1:29:04 PM

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General Chat / Re: Viridian Room

« on: May 21, 2004, 02:09:45 PM »

SPOILER ALERT, select text below to see:


Once you find all the necessary items and put them on that shelf, ringing the bell will cause something to happen... I won't give it away though. The incense is one of those things.

Just look veeerrry carefully absolutely everywhere, and try using items on your items.

I will tell you to keep the beer in the fridge until the end though, because it has to be cold for it to work. That drove me absolutely mad because I spent almost an hour trying to figure out what I had missed when I actually had everything, but the beer had been out too long. I didn't like that part...



I cannot wait for the next one to come out.


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Edited by - MEGAߥTE on 5/21/2004 1:18:31 PM

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Video Game Chat / Re: The Kingdom of Loathing

« on: May 20, 2004, 07:50:42 PM »

Wrong. Linoleum Ore does not smith with a helmet turtle. You must make a linoleum meat stack (dense meat stack + linoleum ore) and smith it with the helmet turtle. Only Seal Clubbers and Turtle Tamers who have the appopriate skill (costs 3800 meat) may do this though.

I have an Xtreme crossbow I'm willing to sell cheap, as well as several Stones of Xtreme Power, which I will sell cheaply as well. I keep getting over-drunk from visiting the Typical Tavern; I'm going to have to stop that, but it's really useful for gaining stats. You can usually get about +50 whatever, which can make you even gain multiple Muscle/Moxie/Mysticality points at once, but at the cost of about 5 Drunkeness.
By the way, if anyone has a Gnollish Flyswatter, would they be able to part with it for some meat or a good weapon? As soon as I get enough meat (probably a week or so of battling people) I'm going to learn the "Advanced Meat-smithing techniques" or whatever so I can make us all Xtreme or linoleum or chrome helmets and swords, staffs, crossbows, etc. Any donations would be greatly accepted, and of course, as soon as we can start our clan, I'm willing to be the Clan Smither or weapon maker or whatever.

That's about all for now.

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General Chat / Re: Viridian Room

« on: May 19, 2004, 04:57:12 PM »

I think albinoblacksheep is somewhat iffy (I've seen most of their flash files though), but you can also play Viridian room at the main site. Play the crimson room first though.




Both are most awesome games.

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Video Game Chat / Re: The Kingdom of Loathing

« on: May 18, 2004, 08:04:44 PM »

Someone can have my spooky staff if they want it, now that I've made an Xtreme Meat Sword, which I like for now. I really need a good hat though, my current one is a viking helmet, which kinda sucks.



I've also put my Ovenâ„¢ thingy for sale in the flea market for 995, if anyone wants to take advantage of the 5 Meat savings...



I'm getting closer to level 5, but I'm sure someone will beat me to it. I think I attacked one of you guys earlier for some Meat, but I don't remember who. Oh well. Your problem. Does anyone have any idea what to do with the tortoise's blessings, I've got 4 of them. That's all for now.

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Video Game Chat / Re: The Kingdom of Loathing

« on: May 17, 2004, 06:33:20 PM »

A very good way to get meat is through PvP battles, you get I think about 250 per battle won if you choose meat. But you should do a player search for people your level who are weak and actually have meat, because very often the people camped closest to you are much stronger, and you will lose, but if you search around, you can make an easy 2000 meat or so per day (only 10 player attacks per 24 hours).

Dangit, I keep running out of adventures. I'm now saving up a very large stock of booze so I can make the "Most Hung Over" category in the records hall. I estimate I've got enough right now to get me to about 40 Drunkenness, but I'll wait a bit longer...

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Forum Games / Re: Bored â„¢©®

« on: May 13, 2004, 01:56:37 PM »

...Define a BORED post. There's no rules here, last time I checked.

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Mario Chat / Re: 'Super Mario RPG 5': Development Speculation

« on: May 13, 2004, 01:50:49 PM »

SMRPG5!? When did we get there?

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Mario Chat / Re: 'Super Mario RPG 5': Development Speculation

« on: May 13, 2004, 01:50:42 PM »

grumph
dp

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Edited by - n/a on 5/13/2004 12:52:15 PM

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Forum Games / Re: When Mario eats garlic

« on: May 13, 2004, 01:45:05 PM »

"What the crud?" does not grammatically make sense. If you want to be taken seriously, speak with correct grammar.

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Forum Games / Re: Mario Word Association

« on: May 11, 2004, 07:40:26 PM »

Åççéñtëd çhàråçtêrs.

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Forum Games / Re: When Mario eats garlic

« on: May 11, 2004, 07:38:52 PM »

One day.

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Video Game Chat / Re: The Kingdom of Loathing

« on: May 11, 2004, 07:37:15 PM »

You sell stuff from your inventory, there's a link that says "sell stuff."

I'm level 4, now, and I really suck. I've won only one PvP battle out of several.

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