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« on: March 04, 2003, 09:47:05 PM »
How to play as Luke Perrys Grade 9 physics teacher:
Take a N64 controller, a SegaMasterSystem controller, and a GameCube controller and cut the plugs off them. tape the N64 plug to the end of the SegaMasterSystem controller and insert it into socket 1. And wondering why you cut the plug off of the GameCube controller for no reason, throw the controller and the severed plug into the garbage and beg your parents for a new one. Power on your N64. To your surprise you will notice the flashing "NO CONTROLLER" message at the bottom of the screen under Mario's ugly 3-D rendered head. Fill a syringe with morphine and shoot it into the side of your N64. Mario will become stoned out of his face and the "NO CONTROLLER" message will spontaneously catch fire burning mario to a crisp. Goom-Pa will take over begging you to push start. At the file select screen, make sure all the files are empty. Play eeny-meeny-miney-moe to select which file youre going to use. Before entering the empty file, leave your house, go to City Hall, and change your name to Agnes. Then take a second class plane trip to Hollywood and sit in one of the third last rows. DO NOT SIT IN A WINDOW SEAT!!!!! The cheat won't work. When you get there, hot wire a Lexus and drive it into a purple and yellow wall. Drive around till you find the wall, you're sure to find one sooner or later, most likely later. After that kill the president, and the CEO of Creative Labs. GO home in less than 30 seconds and start the game. sit there mindlessly in front of your N64, sh*t yourself, and the screen will unexplainably change to luke perry sitting in his english class. You must wait for his english class to end on account of his physics class being next. When he gets to his physics class, throw a paper plane at the screen and you will get sucked into the screen and you will get a chalkboard washing detention for throwing things in class. Wash the chalkboards and clap the erasers till theres not a single spec of chalk dust sitting on those brushes. When the janitor's not looking, take a stapler and put it against the physics teacher head and demand that he take marios spot in SM64. He will then tell you to go f*ck yourself in the ear. thats when you take action. Find the closest thing to you that even closely resembles anything like a gun, put it to his head and drag him through the TV screen into your room. Then jam a wireless N64 controller adapter up his ass and jam the teacher into one of the little ventilation holes in your N64 unit. You till then be able to play the game as luke perrys ninth grade physics teacher! Remember to play with his face at the beginning. he will get extremely mad and throw millions of dollars at you bribing you to stop!
Edited by - *~*Stealth-LinK*~* on 3/4/2003 8:02:37 PM
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