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Forum Games / Re: The Pointless Topic!
« on: September 22, 2007, 10:03:01 AM »
Rrrrrrr... WHERE'S MY BURGER?!!?!??!!!???!?!??!?
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Forum Games / Re: The Pointless Topic!
« on: September 19, 2007, 02:55:59 PM »
Reporter: Hello, everyone, this is your action news reporter with all the news that is news across the nation, on the scene at the supermarket. There seems to have been some disturbance here. Pardon me, sir, did you see what happened?
Witness: Yeah, I did. I's standin' overe there by the tomaters, and here he come, running through the pole beans, through the fruits and vegetables, nekkid as a jay bird. And I hollered over t' Ethel, I said, "Don't look, Ethel!" But it's too late, she'd already been incensed.
Here he comes, look at that, look at that
There he goes, look at that, look at that
And he ain't wearin' no clothes
Oh, yes, they call him the Streak
Look at that, look at that
Fastest thing on two feet
Look at that, look at that
He's just as proud as he can be
Of his anatomy
He goin' give us a peek
Oh, yes, they call him the Streak
Look at that, look at that
He likes to show off his physique
Look at that, look at that
If there's an audience to be found
He'll be streakin' around
Invitin' public critique
Reporter: This is your action news reporter once again, and we're here at the gas station. Pardon me, sir, did you see what happened?
Witness: Yeah, I did. I's just in here gettin my car checked, he just appeared out of the traffic. Come streakin' around the grease rack there, didn't have nothin' on but a smile. I looked in there, and Ethel was gettin' her a cold drink. I hollered, "Don't look, Ethel!" But it was too late. She'd already been mooned. Flashed her right there in front of the shock absorbers.
He ain't crude, look at that, look at that
He ain't lewd, look at that, look at that
He's just in the mood to run in the nude
Oh, yes, they call him the Streak
Look at that, look at that
He likes to turn the other cheek
Look at that, look at that
He's always makin' the news
Wearin' just his tennis shoes
Guess you could call him unique
Reporter: Once again, your action news reporter in the booth at the gym, covering the disturbance at the basketball playoff. Pardon me, sir, did you see what happened?
Witness: Yeah, I did. Half time, I's just goin' down thar to get Ethel a snow cone. And here he come, right out of the cheap seats, dribbling, right down the middle of the court. Didn't have on nothing but his PF's. Made a hook shot and got out through the concessions stand. I hollered up at Ethel, I said, "Don't look, Ethel!" But it was too late. She'd already got a free shot. Grandstandin', right there in front of the home team.
Oh, yes, they call him the Streak
Look at that, look at that
The fastest thing on two feet
Look at that, look at that
He's just as proud as he can be
Of his anatomy
He's gonna give us a peek
Witness: Here he comes again. Who's that with him? Ethel? Is that you, Ethel? What do you think you're doin'? You git yer clothes on!
Oh, yes, they call him the Streak
Look at that, look at that
He likes to show off his physique
Look at that, look at that
If there's an audience to be found
He'll be streakin' around
Invitin' public critique
Witness: Ethel! Where you goin'? Ethel, you shameless hussy! Say it isn't so, Ethel!
Ethelllllll!!!
Witness: Yeah, I did. I's standin' overe there by the tomaters, and here he come, running through the pole beans, through the fruits and vegetables, nekkid as a jay bird. And I hollered over t' Ethel, I said, "Don't look, Ethel!" But it's too late, she'd already been incensed.
Here he comes, look at that, look at that
There he goes, look at that, look at that
And he ain't wearin' no clothes
Oh, yes, they call him the Streak
Look at that, look at that
Fastest thing on two feet
Look at that, look at that
He's just as proud as he can be
Of his anatomy
He goin' give us a peek
Oh, yes, they call him the Streak
Look at that, look at that
He likes to show off his physique
Look at that, look at that
If there's an audience to be found
He'll be streakin' around
Invitin' public critique
Reporter: This is your action news reporter once again, and we're here at the gas station. Pardon me, sir, did you see what happened?
Witness: Yeah, I did. I's just in here gettin my car checked, he just appeared out of the traffic. Come streakin' around the grease rack there, didn't have nothin' on but a smile. I looked in there, and Ethel was gettin' her a cold drink. I hollered, "Don't look, Ethel!" But it was too late. She'd already been mooned. Flashed her right there in front of the shock absorbers.
He ain't crude, look at that, look at that
He ain't lewd, look at that, look at that
He's just in the mood to run in the nude
Oh, yes, they call him the Streak
Look at that, look at that
He likes to turn the other cheek
Look at that, look at that
He's always makin' the news
Wearin' just his tennis shoes
Guess you could call him unique
Reporter: Once again, your action news reporter in the booth at the gym, covering the disturbance at the basketball playoff. Pardon me, sir, did you see what happened?
Witness: Yeah, I did. Half time, I's just goin' down thar to get Ethel a snow cone. And here he come, right out of the cheap seats, dribbling, right down the middle of the court. Didn't have on nothing but his PF's. Made a hook shot and got out through the concessions stand. I hollered up at Ethel, I said, "Don't look, Ethel!" But it was too late. She'd already got a free shot. Grandstandin', right there in front of the home team.
Oh, yes, they call him the Streak
Look at that, look at that
The fastest thing on two feet
Look at that, look at that
He's just as proud as he can be
Of his anatomy
He's gonna give us a peek
Witness: Here he comes again. Who's that with him? Ethel? Is that you, Ethel? What do you think you're doin'? You git yer clothes on!
Oh, yes, they call him the Streak
Look at that, look at that
He likes to show off his physique
Look at that, look at that
If there's an audience to be found
He'll be streakin' around
Invitin' public critique
Witness: Ethel! Where you goin'? Ethel, you shameless hussy! Say it isn't so, Ethel!
Ethelllllll!!!
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Forum Games / Re: The ^<v Game
« on: September 16, 2007, 07:59:50 AM »
^ Actually, I can wait.I'm not so big on football.
< Is eating grapes.
v Want a grape?
< Is eating grapes.
v Want a grape?
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Fan Creations / Re: Eating Contest wallpaper
« on: September 15, 2007, 06:36:36 PM »
I wonder which one tastes best. :P
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Fan Creations / Re: Super Paper Mario 2: The Tribe of Darkness
« on: September 15, 2007, 06:29:11 PM »
The sammich part was weird, but the rest was sweetness~! *applause*
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Forum Games / Re: The Pointless Topic!
« on: September 13, 2007, 05:58:59 PM »
What kind of jeans does Mario like best?
Denim, denim, denim. (works better if you say it out loud)
Denim, denim, denim. (works better if you say it out loud)
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Forum Games / Re: The ^<v Game
« on: September 13, 2007, 05:50:45 PM »
^ Seems like.
< Saw a cute dog with two different colored eyes on Tuesday. :D
v Free candy! Want some?
< Saw a cute dog with two different colored eyes on Tuesday. :D
v Free candy! Want some?
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Forum Games / Re: The ^<v Game
« on: September 09, 2007, 06:31:11 PM »
^ Well, of course!
< Totally made King Sammer look like Splinter from the Ninja Turtles(unintended, of course).
v Totally thinks that is wrong and I should redo it(I'm not going to, though XD).
< Totally made King Sammer look like Splinter from the Ninja Turtles(unintended, of course).
v Totally thinks that is wrong and I should redo it(I'm not going to, though XD).
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Forum Games / Re: The Pointless Topic!
« on: September 08, 2007, 07:19:28 PM »
I already have a subscription! 8D
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Forum Games / Re: The ^<v Game
« on: September 06, 2007, 02:46:53 PM »
^ True dat.
< Totally shook up a can of Pepsi just to see what would happen. (This is when I was five, okay!)
v Will buy me pizza. ;)
< Totally shook up a can of Pepsi just to see what would happen. (This is when I was five, okay!)
v Will buy me pizza. ;)
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Forum Games / Re: The Pointless Topic!
« on: September 06, 2007, 02:33:20 PM »
I'd like to try a deep-fried Twinkie...
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Forum Games / Re: The ^<v Game
« on: September 04, 2007, 05:59:28 AM »
^ I have a penguin Pokemon, does that count?
< I really need to train my Prinplup...
v Is the Ghost of Buckwheat Pillows(?).
< I really need to train my Prinplup...
v Is the Ghost of Buckwheat Pillows(?).
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Forum Games / Re: The Pointless Topic!
« on: September 03, 2007, 02:24:36 PM »It must be a great honor to eat me. I'm full of garlic bread and shrimp...
8D
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