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« on: May 17, 2003, 07:34:31 PM »
Ok, I was playing MP4 on story mode. I was Mario (4 stars), against Peach and Luigi (1 star each), and Yoshi (about 3 coins). So anyway, it's my turn first. I roll a one, and land on a bowser space! Baby bowser comes down and takes 50 coins! But I don't think it's that big a deal. Oh yeah, it's the last turn. So Peach takes her turn, and uses a warp pipe. Of course she switches places with me. I was SOOO close toi getting another star! She goes over and buys a star. Now she has 2. Then she goes by the boo house and steals a star from me! Then, she hits the lottery house, and gets a gold lottery ball! She gets the 100 coins and finishes her turn. I figure that was a unfortunate turn of events, but it was only beginning. Peach had landed on a fortune space! And guess what! She got ANOTHER star from me! After that was over, she got a hidden block which, of course, contained a star! So then Luigi takes his turn, and lands on a bowser space. It was a bowser game and whoever lost would have to fork over a star. It was Darts of Doom, and I was up first. I was fairly good at this game, so I waited until all three cursors were off the bulls-eye, and fired. ALL THREE HIT THE BULLS-EYE!!! So I'm getting a little peeved, so I take my medicine and get on with the game. It's Yoshi's turn. He uses a magic lamp, gets the star, swings by the lottery shop, WINS THE 100 COINS, passes the boo, steals my star, lands on a battle space, wager 50 coins (it was the chain chomp one), I get 4th place because all the computer players pushed me off the edge. All the other guys avoided everything until the time ran out and they all tied for first. So I lose 50 coins! Then, another hidden block came up with, guess what... a star. So I'm left in the dust with zero stars, 12 coins, and it's time for the minigame. I figure I'm going to lose anyway, but I play the game with the little conveyer belts (three red spaces against one blue). Peach, of all people, was on top. She got every coin, which was all money bags, and my team didn't get a single coin! So I figure I'd at least get the stars for mini-game, and the coin star. So the mini-game star comes up, and the winner is announced... wait! We have a tie! The winners of the mini-game stars are: Peach, Luigi, and Yoshi! My jaw hit the floor. The coin star came up, and guess what! PEACH, LUIGI, YOSHI!!! Then, the happening star. As if I had any chance whatsoever... PEACH!!! LUIGI!!! YOSHI!!! So I wait to see the winners, and it's a tie between PEACH!!!!!! LUIGI!!!!!! AND YOSHI!!!!!!!!!!! AUGGGGGHHH!!! I was so mad I actually screamed at the game. Later though I noticed a VERY large CHOCOLATE smudge on the disk. I just about killed my little brother. Strange how smudges can wierd out your game so much. It didn't have any permenant changes, but to add insult to injury, I dreamt about it that night.
Oh yeah, and my brother set my GCN clock forward 50 years and tried to play Animal Crossing. I got it back to normal, but dang... WEEEEEEDDDSSS!!!
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