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Video Game Chat / Sonic Generations
« on: April 19, 2011, 10:31:54 AM »Interesting, no?
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General Chat / Re: Worst ways to die in real life
« on: April 19, 2011, 10:21:38 AM »Technically people float in salt water. Drowning is unlikely.How long can you swim without arms, feet, or knees?
Long enough to die of dehydration instead of drowning?
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General Chat / Re: Worst ways to die in real life
« on: April 18, 2011, 07:27:07 PM »
You will be injected with a powerful muscle relaxant, carefully measured to last for exactly four hours. It will immobilize you, including your eyelids, but will not diminish pain at all. You will see nothing for the first hour, as you are stabbed with a hot poker at random intervals -- sometimes half a second apart, sometimes two full minutes apart. After an hour, your eyelids will be torn off (artificial tears will be provided, Clockwork Orange-style, to ensure your vision remains perfect as your left arm is slowly pulled out of its socket -- this will take approximately ten minutes. Your right arm will be crushed, starting at the fingertips, over the course of an hour.
Once your arms are gone, the first salvo of army ants will enter. They will only pass through briefly, but they will eat quite a bit of you. A break will be taken to cauterize your wounds and attend to your medical needs, ensuring that you live through the remainder of the time. When we return, your left leg will be lit on fire. The fire will be put out once you have second-degree burns across the surface of the entire leg -- painful, but not life-threatening, and still leaving the nerves intact. Your right leg will be put into a box. Nothing will actually happen to your leg in the box, but you don't know that. The army ants will come through again, and maggots will eat away any dead flesh, exposing the fresh tender skin underneath.
After having your right kneecap broken and both your feet cut off, you will then be hung upside down for ninety minutes, after which time the muscle relaxant will wear off and you will be able to move and scream. At this time, the box holding your right leg will be set on fire, and you will have no way to put it out except by hitting it with your burnt left leg. As you realize that you are failing at this, and that your clothes are soaked with kerosene (so thoroughly as to make it pointless to remove them, even if you could), you will examine your surroundings and see a button nearby, clearly labeled, that will drop you into the endless tub of sea water below you. You will press the button, and you will drown.
Once your arms are gone, the first salvo of army ants will enter. They will only pass through briefly, but they will eat quite a bit of you. A break will be taken to cauterize your wounds and attend to your medical needs, ensuring that you live through the remainder of the time. When we return, your left leg will be lit on fire. The fire will be put out once you have second-degree burns across the surface of the entire leg -- painful, but not life-threatening, and still leaving the nerves intact. Your right leg will be put into a box. Nothing will actually happen to your leg in the box, but you don't know that. The army ants will come through again, and maggots will eat away any dead flesh, exposing the fresh tender skin underneath.
After having your right kneecap broken and both your feet cut off, you will then be hung upside down for ninety minutes, after which time the muscle relaxant will wear off and you will be able to move and scream. At this time, the box holding your right leg will be set on fire, and you will have no way to put it out except by hitting it with your burnt left leg. As you realize that you are failing at this, and that your clothes are soaked with kerosene (so thoroughly as to make it pointless to remove them, even if you could), you will examine your surroundings and see a button nearby, clearly labeled, that will drop you into the endless tub of sea water below you. You will press the button, and you will drown.
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Video Game Chat / Re: Can you Circle the Cat?
« on: April 17, 2011, 02:45:55 PM »
Oh yeah. I circled the hell out of it.
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Video Game Chat / Re: Supporting Facts and Opinions for
« on: April 17, 2011, 02:39:35 PM »
I think it is now safe to say that Pokémon did not die in 2004. Hell, at this point, half the show's audience was born after the show debuted.
Oshawott is adorable.
Oshawott is adorable.
I've only seen one episode of Pokemen, after reading about it in a thread here, and thought it sucked. I saw some other shows with similar drawing styles, and found out that "anime" sucks in general. I never knew that there was a bigtime craze for these things with poke as a prefix, and therfore cannot add to this conversation about how the craze may or may not continue.This is my favorite post.
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General Chat / Re: The HOPEFUL thread: Be happy here!
« on: April 17, 2011, 02:29:28 PM »
That... could actually work. For a Halloween costume, at least. I don't know if I could get away with it at an anime convention. Not without cat ears, at least.
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Video Game Chat / Re: Ever had a crush on a videogame character?
« on: April 17, 2011, 02:02:57 PM »
Milliarde.
Milly.
I don't know, there's just something about her. Maybe it's just that she's not Xelha.
Too bad this is the closest thing I can find to decent fanart of her. I guess she's too realistic-looking for animedrawerguys to care about her.
Milly.
I don't know, there's just something about her. Maybe it's just that she's not Xelha.
Too bad this is the closest thing I can find to decent fanart of her. I guess she's too realistic-looking for animedrawerguys to care about her.
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General Chat / Re: High-Def Mario
« on: April 17, 2011, 01:48:29 PM »
"Capcom Comics"?
Not "Capcomics"?
Capcom, I am ashamed of you.
Not "Capcomics"?
Capcom, I am ashamed of you.
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General Chat / Re: The HOPEFUL thread: Be happy here!
« on: April 17, 2011, 01:47:09 PM »
I should go to an anime convention one of these days. I've got a green wig.
Who has green hair and isn't really skinny? I could cosplay that.
Who has green hair and isn't really skinny? I could cosplay that.
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General Chat / Re: What song are you listening to right now?
« on: April 17, 2011, 01:45:24 PM »Generic forum topic. Just post what song you're listening to.I think it's awesome that that's how this thread started.
Nothing - Blank Silence
(seriously, I'm not listening to anything right now)
Dragonforce
"Fury of the Storm"
Sonic Firestorm
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General Chat / Re: The ANGST thread: Complain here!
« on: April 17, 2011, 01:43:02 PM »
Come on, guys, don't rain on ShadowBrian's wedding day.
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General Chat / Re: The ANGST thread: Complain here!
« on: April 14, 2011, 05:06:48 PM »
I wish I had more underwear so I didn't have to do laundry so often.
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General Chat / Re: FRIDAY
« on: April 14, 2011, 05:05:25 PM »That was worse than Friday. Both in concept and execution. At least Friday was about hanging out and having fun with friends. It was shallow, but not that shallow.
Catchy, though.
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Video Game Chat / Re: Your first video game
« on: April 14, 2011, 05:02:33 PM »
I'm gonna go download DOSBox and replay it. Maybe now I can get through more than two levels.
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