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Video Game Chat / Re: The most annoying level

« on: October 09, 2010, 05:29:13 PM »

I was also very bothered by Jabu Jabu, for some reason. I suspect that even as an adult I would curse the eyes of the Water Temple's architect.

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Video Game Chat / Re: Left 4 Dead

« on: October 06, 2010, 11:57:23 AM »

I ragequit so hard I completely shut my computer down and did laundry.

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Video Game Chat / Re: What VG Character are you?

« on: October 04, 2010, 11:16:48 PM »

I am the light cycle.

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General Chat / Re: The HOPEFUL thread: Be happy here!

« on: October 04, 2010, 08:29:02 PM »

In the wake of the BioShock Infinite stuff I decided to give BioShock 2 a try despite the fact that I thought it was rehashy and the concept of being a Big Daddy dumb. I'm happy to report that I'm enjoying the game, aside from the occasional freeze that makes me lose half an hour's worth of progress.

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Video Game Chat / Re: Left 4 Dead

« on: October 02, 2010, 09:38:40 PM »

By all means.

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Video Game Chat / Re: Left 4 Dead

« on: October 02, 2010, 12:55:11 PM »

On Tuesday new DLC for L4D and L4D2 come out. Me and EM plan on playing The Sacrifice on L4D2 at 10 PM Eastern. We need two more for the run, who's going to be there?

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Video Game Chat / Re: TEM's Biweekly Video Games

« on: October 02, 2010, 09:11:42 AM »

See below.

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General Chat / Re: The ANGST thread: Complain here!

« on: September 28, 2010, 11:04:56 AM »

Toad you're ruined this illustrious and intellectually engaging thread forever. [darn]ation and curses upon you, sir.

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General Chat / Re: First time going on 4chan

« on: September 27, 2010, 10:35:04 AM »

I'm still of the opinion that 4chan isn't even really a thing. Since all the content is user created/submitted, the website itself doesn't really do or create anything.

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General Chat / Re: Dividing by zero

« on: September 24, 2010, 09:08:01 AM »

I not dividing stuff around me constantly!

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General Chat / Re: Dividing by zero

« on: September 24, 2010, 12:32:58 AM »

If you divide by zero, that means you are splitting something up into zero equal parts. If you have zero parts, that means that you have zero! Whenever you divide by zero you get zero, just like when you divide by one you just get the original number again.

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General Chat / Re: What D&D character are you?

« on: September 24, 2010, 12:26:56 AM »

I also hate this thread. Since I'm a DM IRL right now, I'll declare myself DM of this thread. All participants of this thread, aside from Lizard Dude and myself, will suffer a visit to the Dragon Plane:

You find yourself in a most terrible and foul landscape: the ground upon which you stand is entirely a scaly, leathery mass that has dragon limbs, wings, and heads sprouting out. Where the sun should rightfully be there is a smoldering dragon's eye that constantly watches you. The air itself is made of microscopic dragons, giving the atmosphere a blistering, smokey aspect that causes your eyes to tear, skin to crackle, and lungs to burn. On the horizon a gigantic mountain rises, displaying an impossibly huge claw at its peak. Welcome to the Dragon Plane, where everything is made of Dragon. (The traditional Dragon Plane is made of Red Dragons, but feel free to deviate)

- 2d6 heat damage per round
- Roll a d% to randomly determine if a dragon body part is near, it gets an attack appropriate to whatever it is per round. 1-50 = Arm (+10 Claw, DMG 1d6 + 5), 51-75 Wing/Tail (+12 Slam, DMG 1d8 + 7), 76-100 Head (Breath weapon, see Monster Manual for breath effect that fits selected Dragon type)
- If the character attempts to breathe it takes 1d4 Constitution damage and 1 point for 1d4 rounds after he/she stops breathing the dragon air.
- DC 15 will save sends the character (with all damage he/she sustained) back to where ever it was, one save attempt per round.
- Each round spent on the Dragon Plane equals one day on the Material Plane. Therefore an outside observer would see the afflicted character gone from existence for a total of 2 days if said character spent 2 rounds on the Dragon Plane.

Who can withstand the dragoning?

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General Chat / Re: What do you want to be written on your tombstone

« on: September 22, 2010, 07:46:47 PM »

"THEY COULDN"T PUT HIM BACK TOGETHER AGAIN" (I intend to commit suicide with a grenade when signs of senility crop up)

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General Chat / Re: The ANGST thread: Complain here!

« on: September 15, 2010, 10:09:53 PM »

HHHHHHHHNNNNNGG http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=07b_1284580365

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General Chat / Re: What do you want to be written on your tombstone

« on: September 14, 2010, 03:37:31 PM »

My remains will be burned and the ashes will be loaded into shotgun shells and fired at old ladies.