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Mario Chat / Re: The truth about Mario....

« on: December 28, 2001, 01:15:26 PM »

Uh, I don't know what any of that stuff means, but okay, I suppose that makes sense. Boy, it's times like this that make me wish I weren't a ****in' retard.

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Forum Games / Re: 3 Heros:Mario's Quest Saga

« on: December 28, 2001, 11:47:48 AM »

Yes, I know, and this is what I think! I think I should be Jodene Sparks in your ****ing Mario thing here.
(Stormy)
"Oh, uh hi bla.., I mean, Hi Debbie."
(Debbie)
"Hi Stormy."

(Uncomforatable silence)

(Stormy)
"Do you like rap?"

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Mario Chat / Re: What did you get for Christamas?

« on: December 28, 2001, 12:28:14 AM »

I'm sorry that I'm not sticking to the topic, but I've got something to say to Greg. Greg, GrimSack Online isn't yours! It's hardly even mine! Stop telling that to people. The few people on this forum who have visited the site seem to be too retarded to realize it ain't your site.

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Mario Chat / Re: Tekken,The shoe,D.K.,GrimSack's story,and Dragon Balls

« on: December 27, 2001, 10:43:17 PM »

Greg, I think most of these people hate me. They'd never go to my site. Even if they would, they don't know anything about those people. Anyhow, why are you sitting at your **** computer when you should be watching Sealab 2021? If you didn't see it, that's actualy good. The episode sucked, and could by no means compare with past episodes. Still, watch it next week, because I know they won't make an episode that crappy again. Hopefully.

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General Chat / Re: GrimSack is coming!!!!!!!

« on: December 27, 2001, 09:40:39 PM »

Yeah. The site is kinda' wacky. I'm not going to update anymore, cause' I don't know how. I always e-mailed my articles to my buddy Miller, the real owner of my site. He posted them, til' he got bored with it and made up some crap about how "Oh, I uh, lost the password. My password is in incalid, My computer called you a [bundle of sticks] Nick, etc., etc." So if by some small chance you actually enjoy my senseless stroies, don't expect new crap. If you wanna' see the stuff Greg wrote, it's in the "Other Workers" section. You can read Greg's stuff, and an article by my ****-head friend Campbell, who wrote an entire article about my weiner and Cindy Brady's ****. It might just be the most important thing you ever read.

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General Chat / Re: GrimSack is coming!!!!!!!

« on: December 27, 2001, 09:40:13 PM »

Yeah. The site is kinda' wacky. I'm not going to update anymore, cause' I don't know how. I always e-mailed my articles to my buddy Miller, the real owner of my site. He posted them, til' he got bored with it and made up some crap about how "Oh, I uh, lost the password. My password is in incalid, My computer called you a [bundle of sticks] Nick, etc., etc." So if by some small chance you actually enjoy my senseless stroies, don't expect new crap. If you wanna' see the stuff Greg wrote, it's in the "Other Workers" section. You can read Greg's stuff, and an article about my ****-head friend Campbell, who wrote an entire article about my weiner and Cindy Brady's ****. It might just be the most important thing you ever read.

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Forum Games / Re: 3 Heros:Mario's Quest Saga

« on: December 27, 2001, 08:18:55 PM »

Whenever this one gets started, can I be Captain Murphy? Well, you didn't let me be Captain Murphy last time. What about Stormy? Dr. Quinn? Marco? Dr. Debbie? Black Debbie?

"What do you mean Stormy? Debbie's right there."

"No, not her. I meant (quietly) Black Debbie.

"Black Debbie?"

"I don't say that to be racist. It's just to, you know, tell them apart!"

"Well why don't you call Dr. Durphee (mockingly quiet) 'White' Debbie?"

"(laughs) Cause' that's stupid! I know she's white!"

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General Chat / Re: GrimSack is coming!!!!!!!

« on: December 27, 2001, 07:59:41 PM »

Oh Yeah!

Oh, and autographed jars of GrimSack's urine are still in stock. In fact, I boutgh a whole case of Coke today (Coca cola, I can't buy any more crack until my dealer Alejandro gets out of prison) so more should be coming! OH, and after a recent inventory, I realized that a few GrimSack shoeboxes of crap and one GrimSack semen sample are still available! Want some? Each is only 14.95. To order, send me your credit card number at goturkey69@hotmail.com! Thank you for your patronage!

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Mario Chat / Re: The truth about Mario....

« on: December 27, 2001, 07:32:29 PM »

Yeah really, some of you guys freaked out....

Geez, even if I weren't just making a stupid joke about it, is it really that big a deal?

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Forum Games / Re: Mario RPG

« on: December 25, 2001, 11:48:23 PM »

Hey you guys! Any requests for autographed jars of my urine may be directed to goturkey69@hotmail.com. Supplies are limited! Order now!

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General Chat / Re: What do you thikn of GrimSack?

« on: December 24, 2001, 03:31:32 PM »

You wanna' know what they "thikn" of me?

Oh, and yeah, I'm not from Canada, but I might just be "form" Canada as you suggested.

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Mario Chat / Re: GrimSack

« on: December 24, 2001, 03:22:22 PM »

Yo Mallow, what the hell do you know? You get your alias from a game about a little****-ant cloud who cries whenever Mario touches him. And especially when Mario touches him in a ***ual manner. And Paper Mario? Who is U? I'm not sure, but I don't think anyone here is called "U". I mean, who'd use just one letter for their alias, am I right?

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Mario Chat / Re: Let's make a poll..................

« on: December 23, 2001, 10:10:59 PM »

Greg, none of these people would want to join this forum.

Miller won't join this forum because he hates Mario and freaking Nintendo.

Campbell won't because there is no porn or inappropriate language on this site.

Scott and Jason are [bundle of sticks]s. They're bust anyhow. All Scott does all day is beat off to pictures of that girl from Dark Angel and pretend he's popular. And all Jon does is get his cat high so he can talk about at school for hours. Sloppy Joe probably doesn't want to have any affiliation with any of us. Glasser is too busy watching old Marx brothers movies and pretending they're funny. Sorry, you'll have to be satisfied with my presance for now. Oh by the way, you're a [bundle of sticks]. Canada hates [bundle of sticks]s!

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Mario Chat / Re: The "Site War"

« on: December 23, 2001, 10:01:21 PM »

Greg, that stupid site war ended months ago. None of us have even updated those sites in as long too. Give it up.

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Mario Chat / Re: GrimSack

« on: December 23, 2001, 09:58:33 PM »

Eat me. Loser....

Oh, and why would I want 20 pound balls? That would hurt to hell and I would probably die of blood loss every time I acheived an erection.