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Not at the Dinner Table / Re: Sexual Orientation

« on: February 14, 2013, 06:17:45 PM »

Quite the opposite to homophobic: I think I got my 2 Homo-Points because I wouldn't be offended if a dude asked me out.

And if lack of phobia is supposed to raise my Flame Rank then I'm much gayer than that test lets on. I'm very comfortable touching men (titty twisting, sac tapping, running my fingers through their sweaty tousled hair, etc.).

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Not at the Dinner Table / Re: Sexual Orientation

« on: February 14, 2013, 01:45:54 AM »

Lizard Dude scored 84 Heterosexuality, 2 Homosexuality, and 4 Asexuality!

Man you people are gay.

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General Chat / Re: Relationdukars

« on: February 13, 2013, 12:20:59 AM »

On the Fungi Forums.

What's your next trick? Complaining about Arby's prices at the soup kitchen?

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General Chat / Re: Relationdukars

« on: February 12, 2013, 02:14:02 AM »

Are you complaining about being "incel" for six months?

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Video Game Chat / Re: fire emblem, the excellent and mysterious game to people

« on: February 11, 2013, 01:36:22 AM »

My favorite character and the chick I was planning to S-rank have both died. FML

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Not at the Dinner Table / Re: Sexual Orientation

« on: February 09, 2013, 10:07:57 PM »

Gentlemen (like me) call it the delta of Venus.

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Forum Games / Re: You Groan, You Lose

« on: February 03, 2013, 06:13:41 AM »

I wouldn't worry too much about it. That looks like standard I'm-guessing-and-thus-have-no-explanation-but-still-want-to-write-something-to-troll-the-teacher procedure.

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Not at the Dinner Table / Re: Sexual Orientation

« on: February 03, 2013, 06:04:33 AM »

Don't feel bad about using they/them/their as singular. That's how old-school English worked, until eighteenth-century grammarians tried to straitjacket English into following the rules of Latin grammar and successfully hijacked the school system.

This is the same reason some people think you can't end a sentence with a preposition. There is no rule. English is not Latin. Your teachers were wrong. No professional English linguist alive would ding you for writing, "Someone peed their pants." Only n00bs teaching middle school.

(Interestingly, the second-person never got hijacked. No one thinks twice about using you as both singular or plural. Compare to French or Bulgarian, where those are different words.)

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General Chat / Re: Winter 2012 ADVANCED Poster Awards!

« on: January 28, 2013, 05:12:16 PM »

Best Newbie: Godot

You wouldn't believe how long we've been waiting for him!

Sometimes when I'm lying in bed I wonder if anyone understood this post, including the subject.

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General Chat / Re: Paranatural

« on: January 27, 2013, 09:08:09 PM »

What is it with Bird Person and hat-wearing bat-wielding magic kids?

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Forum Games / Re: You Freak Out, You Lose

« on: January 26, 2013, 02:31:34 AM »

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Forum Games / Re: You "Aww," You Lose

« on: January 25, 2013, 05:58:15 PM »

http://imgur.com/a/NuPqd

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Forum Games / Re: You Groan, You Lose

« on: January 21, 2013, 08:45:58 PM »

If you're not aroused by America, you're not a True American.

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Mario Chat / Re: 3D Printed Mobius Strip of SMB 1-1

« on: January 20, 2013, 11:53:39 PM »

If you want to go to Bowser in the Sky but don't have 70 Stars you have to walk across yo momma's belt first to get there.

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Video Game Chat / Re: The Holy Trinity, Or Whatever

« on: January 17, 2013, 02:56:46 PM »

Pandora's Tower was just announced for US release.

I cannot believe all the games were released.

Sometimes the good guys win.