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Mario Chat / Re: Boos

« on: January 06, 2005, 09:54:42 PM »

And the eternal star is simply a statue. Oh yeah-- watch your legibility.

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Mario Chat / Re: Boos

« on: January 06, 2005, 09:53:32 PM »

Nobody knows for sure, but the common consensus here is that Boos are a strange, supernatural race that enjoy scaring people. Many serve under Bowser, which means M&L are their enemies.

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Mario Chat / Re: Your Super Mario 64 DS records?

« on: January 05, 2005, 10:11:17 PM »

Whomp's Fortress: Coins = 183

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Forum Games / Re: Bored-MKXVII GP Legend

« on: January 05, 2005, 12:02:24 PM »

*******>

******>

***** lang=EN-US ******'tab-interval:.5in'>

Suffix:               Well,
it’s been a while, Merry. I don’t think a new story-thing is brewing.


Merry:              Please
excuse me while I run around the house twelve-point-three-two-eight times.


Pippin:              Whatever.


Suffix:               Okay.
Where’s the booming guy?


Dramatic

Announcer:       OUR
NEXT STORY TAKES US TO BOO YORK, A LAND OF SPLENDID HORROR AND FRIGHT…

Narrator:          Ah,
ahem. *begins story* The dimly-lit cavern existed far,
far underground, where no mortal could ever reach! At least,
not without drilling for a few years. Boo York
consisted of twisted wooden structures that slightly resembled what you might
see in a city. Cafes, houses, and some company buildings, or “scaring unions,” you
might say. Primarily, this city of  contained cafes. They were everywhere,
run by Boos who traded foul drinks and rotting carcasses for things of value to
Boos; gold, precious jewels, and even mortal-made paintings, which Boos kept in
their private or shared “houses.” Boos preferred to live in rundown buildings
up on the surface. But our story takes us to the heart of this cold metropolis,
where an adventure is brewing…

Boodle:            *burp*
I love Ninjis. Flattened Ninjis,
straight from the Valley of Bowser!

Boopert:1'>           Yup. And nothing tops off Ninjicakes
like grassoil. Hic! I do declare,
we raise the price of grassoil every month! Ha-HIC!
Hiccup!

Boolin:1'>  I’ll—HIC! Drink to that. class=SpellE>Eeh-ha-ha-ha!

Vordoon:1'>          Fellows, we’ve been sitting here for days, wasting our
stolen gold on foodthings that we don’t even need. It’s,
ahh… *looks at stolen watch* 10, uh… Minute="56" Hour="11">11:56 in Mushroom
 City right now. Let’s go frighten
some nightwalkers!

Boopert:1'>           Bah, alright. Wait! Something’s not right!

Boolin:1'>              class=SpellE>Hee-ee! I know! The story’s too-

Vordoon:1'>          DON’T SAY IT!

Boolin:1'>              What, it’s too structured?

Narrator:          And with
that, the story crumbled apart into pure dialogue elsewhere.

Announcer:       WILL THE
STORY RETURN? NO, NO IT WON’T.


            ******'mso-tab-count:1'>            BUT WILL NONSENSICAL YET AMUSING DIALOGUE
RETURN?


                        WILL
IT ALL WORK?

 

Edited by - Suffix on 1/5/2005 10:07:24 AM

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Mario Chat / Re: Mariology (serious posts wanted)

« on: January 05, 2005, 11:32:10 AM »

Maybe it was a translating error, and they got confused, so they made fun of it.

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Mario Chat / Re: Your Super Mario 64 DS records?

« on: January 04, 2005, 11:03:11 PM »

4 Cool, Cool Mountain: Coins = 175 ! Yeah!
5 Big Boo's Haunt: Coins = 160
6 Hazy Maze Cave: Coins = 151  (I spent WAY too much time there)
7 Lethal Lava Land: Coins = 114  (still working on that.)
8 Shifting Sand Land: Coins = 134
9 Dire, Dire Docks: Coins = 112  (no joke... Sorry, Fifth)
11 Wet-Dry World: Coins = 157
12 Tall, Tall Mountain: Coins = 167
13 Tiny-Huge Island: Coins = 170  (with still more, rats!)
14 Tick Tock Clock: Coins = 120
15 Rainbow Ride: Coins = 147
 Castle Stars: 30... Uh oh.
Total = 150
First Footrace: 50"94
All Rabbits are captured (minigames, glowing)
Red Switch on, of course
Beat Bowser and Saved Peach: Done

MINIGAMES

Mario Games
Shuffle Shell: 2200  (the same thing, rats.)


Huh. I need to play more minigames and stop obsessing over coins! NOT!

EDIT: Jolly Roger Bay is now beaten. Must get coins... Meanwhile, I will be working on my high scores. Future changes predicted.







"Chocolate milk is the best thing to ever happen to the dairy industry."
- Ian "Suffix"

Edited by - Suffix on 1/6/2005 8:03:47 PM

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Mario Chat / Re: Your Super Mario 64 DS records?

« on: January 04, 2005, 10:36:34 PM »

My records time! I took the time to edit what records qualified.

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The White Mushroom House / Re: Wanted: Various GB games

« on: January 04, 2005, 09:47:34 PM »

I only have Super Mario Land handy. Sorry.

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Mario Chat / Re: The on going list (bestiary edition)

« on: January 04, 2005, 09:23:50 PM »

This is sort of the Mariopedia's purpose, I think. Reference to whatever we can't remember or are curious about.

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Mario Chat / Re: Your Super Mario 64 DS records?

« on: January 03, 2005, 10:39:17 PM »

Eee hee hee! I've got some crazy coin high scores coming around the bend (tomorrow). But right now I have to go.

"Chocolate milk is the best thing to ever happen to the dairy industry."
- Ian "Suffix"

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Forum Games / Re: Bored-MKXVII GP Legend

« on: January 03, 2005, 09:32:55 PM »

Goose: What the deuce?
Caboose: What the goose?
Shoes: What the blues?
Moose: I got the blooooos!

Suffix: That's enough! I can't take it any longer!
Merry: Give someone else a turn, and everything will be fine and dandy.
Pippin: Hey, Merry! Gonna finish that?

WHAT THE DUKAR WAS THAT ABOUT.....


Dramatic Narrator: *eaten*

Edited by - Suffix on 1/3/2005 7:35:25 PM

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Forum Games / Re: Bored-MKXVII GP Legend

« on: January 03, 2005, 08:53:38 PM »

Suffix: It's a pity we don't get snow down in the valley, eh, Merry?
Merry:  No.
Pippin: Feed me.
Suffix: I just did.
Pippin: Don't question me!
Suffix: *turns up speakers to drown out irritating cats*
Pippin: *trills persistantly*

Suddenly, a hole opens in the ceiling, and our reluctant hero is sucked up into an incredible adventure!

A Boo:   Boo!
Suffix:  You're supposed to chatter, not say "Boo!"
A Boo:   You Rediculous Idiot! Do you think I, King of the Grey Residence, can be swayed? Prepare to be eaten painfully!
Bob:     Wow! He looks like a marshmallow! *jumps onto the Boo's tail and bites*
King Boo: And what do you think YOU are doing, insignificant rat!
Bob:    Nope, tastes like a balloon of tofu.
Suffix:  Where am I, anyway?
King Boo: Did I not tell you, Perturbing Nuisance? You are in my territory! You will not disrupt my secret plan to invade your homeland!
Suffix:  I bet I know what your plan is...
King Boo: Did you just trail off, Vile Pest? I eat people who end their phrases in nothing! Prepare to- Ehhh! *spins off and disappears*
Suffix:  Bob, how did you get here?
Bob:     Same way Joebob did.
Suffix:  What a rediculous alias. Could we just call him John?
John:    Excellent idea. Now, if you'll excuse us, my phonebooks are done cooking.

WILL JOHN RETURN IN TIME TO TURN OFF THE MICROWAVE?
WILL SUFFIX GET AWAY FROM THIS "GREY RESIDENCE?"
WILL SOMEONE TURN THAT SHOSTAKOVICH DOWN?

FIND OUT NEXT TIME, MAYBE...
("Did you just trail off? Prepare to-)

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Forum Games / Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer

« on: January 03, 2005, 08:27:41 PM »

Heh--The security guard.

Do you think Boos exist to scare people, or it's just their favorite pastime?

Quote King Boo of SM64DS: "I just love the look of  on your face! In fact, I live for it! Eee hee hee! See you soon!"

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General Chat / Re: I wish you al...

« on: January 01, 2005, 07:49:14 PM »

Heheh. That was pretty funny! All I did was watch movies.

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General Chat / Re: Money burns holes

« on: December 31, 2004, 01:51:15 PM »

Well, if there are games you really enjoy for PS2, then keep it. But selling it is a good way to maintain money and recieve a new experience. But anyway, there are so many great games for the GameCube that you really shouldn't miss out on.

"Chocolate milk is the best thing to ever happen to the dairy industry."
- Ian "Suffix"