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Now here's just a reminder on what is going on:
"What? Quicksand?" Said Bowser. "Why didn't you warn me earlier?" Said Bowser angrily. "I don't tell you about nice things, as this is nice compared to upcoming trials." Bowsers face turned white. Then he noticed his arms were almost fully down. "HELP ME!" He roared. "I don't have any hands." Said GGoomba casully. "Then stick out a foot!" Said Bowser back. "Too small." Replied GGoomba. "DO IT ANYWAY!" "...Okay." Bowser was about to explode from annoyance, when a group of Monkeys appeared, in a small group, stampeeding towards GGoomba. Should he tell GGoomba to look out? Or should he tell him to hurry up in helping him? This could be a dillema...
But Bowser didn't really care about anyone else except for Peach. "Stick your foot down here NOW." He growled, letting GGoombas eventual horrible* fate continue. Bowser grabbed onto the goomba's foot and was pulled up. GGoomba obviously had huge foot muscles. So huge, in fact, that being pulled up by Ggoombas foot, he was thrown into the air, right over Ggoomba, and the rampaging Monkeys. He landed a few feet away, and turned around. The Monkeys had picked up Ggoomba and were carrying him away. Bowser realized the importance of his partner in battle, and ran after them. It wasn't long until Bowser ran right into the Monkey villiage. Ggoomba was a few feet away, the monkeys scurrying faster. "Stop!" Growled Bowser, tired of getting a healthy body. The monkeys turned and screeched. A strange head suddenly appeared, summoned by the monkeys. While the monkeys were distracted by the appearence of the head, Ggoomba jumped off, and ran to Bowser. The head was shaped like a rhombus, and that was the only diffrence from being a normal head, except it floated in the air. The head smiled. "Ah, badcome, you should not be here." The monkeys screeched. Bowser had not really been thinking, and spoke wildly. "Give me back the Koopa Bros!" He said. The head continued smiling. "Koopa Bros? I don't speak of others, I speak of you- your death.
BOSS BATTLE: RHOMBUS HEAD
The monkeys screeched, and started toward thier leader. "No! I fight alone!" Ordered the head to the monkeys. They knew english apparantly, and backed off. Bowser jumped on Rhombus head! Rhombus head yelled! "General Goomba! Tell him a strange story!" Yelled Bowser. Bowser plugged his ears, and toward the strange story. But Rhombus head isn't affected! "Hah hah! I've already heard that one, it's one of my favorites!" Ggoomba gasped! Rhombus head headbonked! Bowser is knocked backwards onto the ground. Ggoomba gasped again. "Headbonk... that move..." GGoomba is paralyzed by interest! Bowser got up! Ggoomba is still paralyzed! Rhombus head ate Bowser! But it hurt! Bowsers spikes pierced its throat! They Instantly win!
Ggoomba is shining... General Goomba learned Headbonk!
Rhombus head yelled angrily. "I'll be back!" He yelled, floating away, the monkeys following. Bowser turned to General Goomba. "What was up with you? Why did you paralyze?" Ggoomba frowned. "I shouldn't have, but I learned a new move, it's probably worthless." Bowser thought about it. "Next time, ask me. It seems that if your going to learn a new move, it paralyzes you for the rest of the turn." Ggoomba agreed. They started walking south. Bowser, nearly insane by hunger, ate a few berries, and had stomach cramp. They had to settle camp early, still stuck in the beach forest.
Bowser woke up. It was dark everywhere, and the moon was at the top of the sky. "Probably Midnight." Thought Bowser to himself. He started walking a little south, he wanted to see what would be ahead in the morning. He gasped. A massive canyon laid out, beyond it, a desert, but inside the canyon, a town could be seen, including water and more trees. It was an amazingly beautiful site, unfortunately plagued by a problem...
CHAPTER 1: PERIL IN OASIS CANYON TO BE CONTINUED...
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