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Forum Games / Re: The Pointless Topic!

« on: September 16, 2006, 07:58:29 AM »

If so, where'd you put it?

Oh.

Um... sorry, I-I lost it.

Sorry. ;_;

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Forum Games / Re: The Pointless Topic!

« on: September 15, 2006, 08:14:06 PM »

*smacks forehead*

That's right! We need the book!

Huh? No, we got the book back.

...Right?

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Forum Games / Re: The Pointless Topic!

« on: September 15, 2006, 04:52:25 PM »

I thought we got rid of Bobby a long time ago. Did he clone himself or something?

Alright, Bobby. Now that I've beaten you in a Final epic dance-off of the gods, I'm turning you into the police.

Bobby:(Getting up)Do you think I'm an idiot or something?

*Bobby reaches into his pocket and pulls out 4 small, blue spheres. Bobby throws them on the ground, causing them to emit large amounts of thick smoke around him. Robert covers his nose and mouth. When the smoke clears, Bobby is no where to be seen.*

I never implied that Bobby was dead; he dissapeared. More acurately, he used smoke to so we couldn't see him running away, so he could plan his next fiendish objective. I guess I should have written that. Sorry.

Unless you mean when he stole the book of Yoshi magic. Then no, he didn't die.

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Forum Games / Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer

« on: September 15, 2006, 04:25:42 PM »

It's a busy.

"I say there, monstrosity, do you know the times?"

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Forum Games / Re: The Pointless Topic!

« on: September 15, 2006, 03:47:59 PM »

Bobby: Hey, you can't kill my brother!

*Bobby uses his built-in grappling hook to rescue Robert right before he reaches the bottom.*

Mr.Melee:Hey! What did you do that for? You'd just kill him afterwards-

*Bobby transforms his right arm into an arm cannon and points it at Mr.Melee.*

Bobby: I know...

*Afraid, Mr.Melee willingly jumps into the pit*

Wow. I'd never thought I would ever say this, but Thank yo-

*Bobby pushes Robert off the cliff. Robert falls down.*

Bobby:...Only I get to kill my brother! Mwa ha ha ha ha!

*Bobby dissapears without a trace in a puff of smoke.*

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Forum Games / Re: Mario Word Association

« on: September 14, 2006, 09:06:55 PM »

The Mushroom Kingdom.

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Forum Games / Re: The Pointless Topic!

« on: September 14, 2006, 08:03:52 PM »

It's Robert, here to save the day!

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Mario Chat / Re: A theory on SMG's story.

« on: September 14, 2006, 06:45:29 PM »

Oh, and when I look at complex plot in a Mario game, I consider how big a reason the main bad guy has for kidnapping Peach, and how complex his/her scheme is.  If Peach is like a key for obtaining some world-conquering thing, and not simply because the bad guy has the hots for her, that's gonna invlove a nice, complicated plot.  Villains like the X-Nauts and the Shroobs have a goal similar to one of Bowser's, only on a much larger scale.  Instead of just the kingdom, these guys want to conquer the entire planet.

Actually, the monster needed some way to get the stars that held the star world together, but since the people of the star world were prepared for anything he might do to get the stars, he couldn't just get near the stars and grab them. He hypnotized Peach since, well, see was a princess, so why wouldn't they trust her? To bad the creature took advantge of this by hypnotizing her to steal the stars. After the Star-world drifted into pieces, Peach meant nothing to the creature, but he went through all the trouble of hi-jacking her space ship, so why not keep her? In my theory, Peach had already served her purpose.

I guess since because the creature had more of a purpose for kidnapping Peach other than love, I guess you could call my story complex.

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Latest News / Re: Wii launch details, Mario Party 8, Super Paper Mario

« on: September 14, 2006, 05:49:45 PM »

So is the Gamecube still going out in style?

I can say at this this point, it's only going out with half the style we thought it would be going out with.

I'm dissapointed that there will be a MP8. I actually thought that they were going to lay the MP seris to rest after MP7, but alas, MP8 has been announced. I guess that the wii-mote could either breath new life into the seris, or not.

But I'm really excited about the announcement that WW:SM will released around the wii's launch date. I'm a big fan of Wario Ware, so as you could imagine, I like this news. *Puts on his Wario Ware hat* I can't wait!

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Forum Games / Re: The Pointless Topic!

« on: September 13, 2006, 09:13:48 PM »

Horray.

Um.

Does anyone actually like pudding skin?

What's "pudding skin"?

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Forum Games / Re: The Pointless Topic!

« on: September 12, 2006, 08:51:02 PM »

Can I have a pizza slice metal of honor?

I beat Bobby in a final epic dance-off of the gods and saved labor day. Is that deserving of a pizza slice metal of honor?

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Forum Games / At last!

« on: September 10, 2006, 07:37:58 PM »

*Robert and Bobby continue their final epic dance-off of the gods. The music is at it's fastest. Robert & Bobby are dancing so fast that their motions look like blurs to the naked eye. Both are sweating, but Robert sweating more than Bobby.*

Why aren't you sweating?

Bobby:I'm mostly mechanical, remember? My robotic parts have high velosity fans built-in to prevent them from over-heating.

Oh. Right. I knew that.

*They continue to dance.*

Hey, wait a minute, since you have robotic parts, aren't you cheating?

Bobby:Not at all. My mechanical parts are are conected to my brain with wires. The wires are thought-powered, so I have total control over my mechanical body parts. It works similar to your nervous system.

...I don't trust you.

Bobby:What!?

How can I trust you just didn't pre-program the movments of your Robotic parts?

Bobby:Trust me!

Prove it.

Bobby:You want proof? Here's your proof!

*Bobby kicks himself in the ankle. He trips.*

Bobby: See? I-

*Bobby stops. His eyes widen.*

Bobby:(angerly)You cheated! Why you little...

*At this point, the rest of Bobby's troops die. They just suddenly drop dead. Their corpses wither away to dust.*

Alright, Bobby. Now that I've beaten you in a Final epic dance-off of the gods, I'm turning you into the police.

Bobby:(Getting up)Do you think I'm an idiot or something?

*Bobby reaches into his pocket and pulls out 4 small, blue spheres. Bobby throws them on the ground, causing them to emit large amounts of thick smoke around him. Robert covers his nose and mouth. When the smoke clears, Bobby is no where to be seen.*

Oh well. The good thing is, we saved Labor day! Let's party!

*Robert begins to party.*

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General Chat / Re: 6 things you can't live without on a daily basis

« on: September 09, 2006, 08:59:23 PM »

1) The internet.
2) Nintendo.
3) Television.
4) Bionicle.
5) Love.
6) Oxygen.

Um... I think that's about it. I'll edit my post if I think of something better to add.

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Forum Games / Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer

« on: September 09, 2006, 06:02:29 PM »

Well, um, it's kinda a long story. You see... er... *Points behind MaxVance* Look! Behind you! *MaxVance looks behind himself. Robert runs.*

What do you get when you combine Super Mario and Grand Theft Auto?

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Forum Games / Re: The Pointless Topic!

« on: September 09, 2006, 09:59:43 AM »

Good work, the chef! Unfortunatly, not all of Bobby's troops died. Worse, the survivors destroyed the robochef. You managed too escape, but their is no way to revive the robochef.

*The cool music starts to play faster. As the music speeds up, so does Robert and Bobby's dancing.*