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Forum Games / Re: The quoting game

« on: May 03, 2009, 09:43:07 PM »

Stereotypes aren't cool.

Really? There goes Will Smith's entire career.

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General Chat / Re: Facial hair

« on: May 03, 2009, 09:37:00 PM »

I want muttonchops

You're only permitted to grow mutton chops if you promise to let it flourish into a full-scale "Uncle Kevin" look, most likely better known as "the 'chops/'stache combo":

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Forum Games / Re: You Laugh, You Lose

« on: May 03, 2009, 05:19:06 PM »

YOU DIDN'T CAPITALIZE THE WORD "WILL"; HENCE THE SENTENCE IS NOT FUNNY. BLAARGH.



Your truly. as the phrase goes, "Weegee infects everything".

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Forum Games / Re: You Laugh, You Lose

« on: May 03, 2009, 03:39:46 PM »

SIMILARLY, EVERYTHING IS FUNNIER IN ALL CAPS

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Video Game Chat / Re: Pokemon Gold/Silver TBA?

« on: May 03, 2009, 02:51:11 PM »

I almost certainly jizzed in my pants from hearing the news... NOT from seeing the below image. Just thought I'd clear that up before anyone saw the oppurtunity to make some snarky comment.

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General Chat / Re: I think it's about time ... we saw each other.

« on: May 03, 2009, 02:44:42 PM »

WHAT?! ROA IS A GIR...err...

Whoops. Didn't notice the mustache. My bad.

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Not at the Dinner Table / Re: Homosexuality and Same-Sex Marriage

« on: May 03, 2009, 02:42:21 PM »

It's not a question of how the world and its general views have changed. Genuine Christians strive to live by God's word, whatever that may be. That being said, Jesus cited the Golden Rule as one of the greatest commandments, beneath only the call to love the Lord. Put into practice, an example would be how our church openly accepts homosexuals into the congregation, but would never perform a gay marriage.

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General Chat / Re: The ANGST thread: Complain here!

« on: May 03, 2009, 02:24:35 PM »

SPECIFY, MAGGOT!

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General Chat / Re: Interesting fact(s) about you

« on: May 03, 2009, 01:47:50 PM »

I've been an only child ever since that fateful November night when my imaginary friend was run down by a Volkswagen Beetle seven years ago.

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General Chat / Re: The ANGST thread: Complain here!

« on: May 03, 2009, 01:33:47 PM »

Getting just three hours of shut-eye per night must take a brutal toll on your system, Bird Person. Goodness.

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Forum Games / Re: You Laugh, You Lose

« on: May 03, 2009, 01:31:55 PM »

I think that the number of times I've laughed at PL's image ounumbers the times I've actually seen it on various image-hosting sites.

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General Chat / Re: I think it's about time ... we saw each other.

« on: May 03, 2009, 01:24:22 PM »

The top one?

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General Chat / Re: Interesting fact(s) about you

« on: May 02, 2009, 09:49:18 PM »

Aoccdrnig to a reersach peapr at Cbdramgie uinervtisy, it deson't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer is at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed ervey lteter by it slef but the wrod as a wlohe.

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Not at the Dinner Table / Re: Homosexuality and Same-Sex Marriage

« on: May 02, 2009, 09:45:45 PM »

Turtlekid is simply standing for what he knows to be true, and for that I commend him as well.

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General Chat / Re: I think it's about time ... we saw each other.

« on: May 02, 2009, 09:30:28 PM »

Ah, a prime example of Britney25F's law, which states as such:

"The better one looks online, the higher the probability that the individual in question is in actuality a morbidly obese cyberstalker."