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Mario Chat / Re: New Super Mario Brothers

« on: April 05, 2009, 01:28:53 PM »

1992...Super Mario Land 2 comes out
2006...New Super Mario Bros. is released

Now that's surprising...first original handheld Mario platformer in 14 years!

True, but SML2 proved to be the beginning of an uncharacteristically long hiatus in Mario platformer production. Until then, nearly every year had seen at least one new side-scrolling adventure in the series... but yeah.

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Forum Games / Re: The Pointless Topic!

« on: April 05, 2009, 01:22:19 PM »

Do you know the way to Canadia?

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Mario Chat / Re: super mario sunshine rant

« on: April 04, 2009, 03:39:27 PM »

Keep in mind that, for such a game to fly, you'd need buttons to jump, crouch, dive, ground-pound, control the camera, use FLUDD, change nozzles and use the spin attack. Not to say that it's completely unattainable, but it could be tough without a seventeen-button Atari Jaguar Pro controller.

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Forum Games / Re: Let's count to a million FOR REAL

« on: April 04, 2009, 03:14:34 PM »

1190... I hope.

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Forum Games / Re: The four-word Mario story

« on: April 02, 2009, 04:26:08 PM »

...Hence his own mullet.

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Forum Games / Re: You Laugh, You Lose

« on: April 02, 2009, 04:23:55 PM »

I didn't catch the Epona joke until looking it over a few times, so... yeah. Anyways,

http://funkadelicwormhole.ytmnd.com/

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General Chat / Re: Interesting fact(s) about you

« on: April 02, 2009, 03:52:36 PM »

I can see it now! The story of a poor Canadian boy, raised solely by his misunderstanding brother, and the struggle to realize his dream of hockey stardom despite rejection, discouragement and racial prejudice around every corner. This four-hour epic will chronicle the laughs, tragedies, loves and lies faced throughout bullykoopa96's inspiring life story.

PRODUCERS REQUIRED ASAP!

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Forum Games / Re: The four-word Mario story

« on: April 01, 2009, 06:42:32 PM »

Mad for the ladies.

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Forum Games / Re: The four-word Mario story

« on: March 31, 2009, 07:08:13 PM »

...And those polar bears.

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Forum Games / Re: The four-word Mario story

« on: March 31, 2009, 06:50:33 PM »

Waluigi moved to Canada.

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Forum Games / Re: The four-word Mario story

« on: March 30, 2009, 08:23:38 PM »

...PLANET NAMED EARTH, A...

WRONG. PLEASE TRY AGAIN.

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Forum Games / Re: The four-word Mario story

« on: March 30, 2009, 08:10:52 PM »

ON A DARK DESERT...

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Forum Games / Re: The four-word Mario story

« on: March 30, 2009, 04:54:50 PM »

"NOOOOOOOOO!" Exclaimed Darth Vader.

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Forum Games / Re: The Pointless Topic!

« on: March 25, 2009, 06:32:24 PM »

Little had I known until now that I actually once recorded an entire album of smooth soul music while inebriated during the early 80's. Even less did I know that I am actually a black man. Click me for an unnecessarily lengthly exerpt from the album:

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Mario Chat / Re: super mario sunshine rant

« on: March 25, 2009, 06:05:41 PM »

Many of us would love to see the Koopalings' triumphal return simply because we've known them before Boswer Jr.. It's like hearing a terrible rendition of one of your favourite songs, which somehow ends up becoming more popular than the original version. Much like how hearing the new version would leave a particularly bad taste in your mouth, Koopaling fans can justifiably cringe at the mention of Bowser Jr.

At the risk of inciting the rage of Guns 'N' Roses fans worldwide, here's one illustration of my point.

The Koopalings VS. Bowser Jr.