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Mario Chat / Re: Why i hate the KGB.

« on: March 03, 2002, 07:16:17 PM »

No tis mein thoery! i steal ideas from none! You all refuse to believe the truth! The truth i say!!! TRUUUUUTHHH!!!! AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!....*cough*....excuse me...i have problems sometimes...i need my coffee...
Please can i have some...jus...a lil?...please?

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Mario Chat / Why i hate the KGB.

« on: March 01, 2002, 10:58:12 PM »

  Just thought i'd let you all know the truth as i know it...cause...yes...i know things. Luigi as we know him now is a fraud! a fake! We are seeing a fake...while i can't proove this i have a thoery. The KGB...yes the Russian secret service has decieved us again. The story starts way back when in SMB
We see our "HERO" Mario in all his communist glory lowering peace flags and raising communist stars as he goes...Luigi the poor soul with noone else to look up to follows in mario's footsteps a victim of a bad role model as most are. But later Luigi showed sings of change he defied the Communist thoughts Mario belived he had rooted in his brain. Luigi spoke of change...and for the KGB that could not be allowed so they acted....they sent a highly trained agent to infiltrate deep into the mushroomkingdom...in steps the agressor.....Yoshi....yes yoshi known to be a kindly little dinasaur...but what do we really know about him? these supposed fun loving creatures eat others to grow larger that doesn't seem too friendly to me. Once this agent was securely in place Yoshi was given word. The hit came shortly after Mario Kart and Luigi was taken out...as to explain why he never appears in Mario RPG or Mario 64...in this time the KGB was training a new Luigi...a replacement. so in conclusion i have but one thing to say...Stop the lies! Luigi is dead. Long live Luigi!