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General Chat / Re: Mario Bar

« on: August 03, 2002, 11:42:34 PM »

Don't worry I'll help!
*Rips open shirt to the sound of trumpet fanfare only to relize he is not a super hero but a flabby waste of space( fanfare subside in a comical fashion)*
Oh yeah, I forgot about my lack of super powers but I can still help!
*Grabs a buttload of SM's hair and starts to pull. Sm's tounge stretches in a comical cartoonish fashion( ripping noises ) and SM's tounge is pulled free*
Whew! That was fun. Bartender, a bottle of your finest, highest proof, cheapest bottle please.  *Bartender slides a bottle of stuff*
Ahh, Bob the Bum's Paper Bag Booze!
*slugs down entire bottle, then becomes wiggy
I I love love double double chex chex, better better than the rest rest*passes out*


I just peed out my upstairs bedroom window, how was your day?

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General Chat / Re: Mario Bar

« on: August 03, 2002, 11:19:36 PM »

This looks like a jolly place, perhaps I'll wet my whistle.

I just made love to a golf bag, how was your day?

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Forum Games / Re: Mario Word Association

« on: June 29, 2002, 09:07:17 PM »

"unrelated"

as in the last two posts were "unrelated" to the topic

Its funny untill someone gets hurts, thens its hilarious!

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Forum Games / Re: Mario Word Association

« on: June 25, 2002, 01:05:08 AM »

awhile

as its been "awhile" since somebody posted on this topic. Get it? Ha ha ha... ha... god I'm a loser.

After suffering crippling stomach pains and explosive diareia, Mario is a little more cautious about the mushrooms he eats.

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Mario Chat / Re: Food for thought.

« on: June 25, 2002, 12:57:29 AM »

if he uses them but no waste is left behind, does that mean they are absorbed through his skin? That could cause a terrible infection.


After suffering crippling stomach pains and explosive diareia, Mario is a little more cautious about the mushrooms he eats.

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Mario Chat / Re: Favorite Mario Quotes

« on: June 23, 2002, 11:26:01 PM »

This one isn't real but neither are the Mario brothers
(Luigi is exiting the bathroom as Mario exits the basement reeking of poo)
Mario: Luigi you butt-head!
Luigi: What?!?
Mario: How many times have I told you not to take a dump while I'm testing the plumbing( notices Luigi has been playing Mario's GBA while "mailing his package") and stop playing my gameboy while you're taking a dump!
I thought it was funny


After suffering crippling stomach pains and explosive diareia, Mario is a little more cautious about the mushrooms he eats.

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Mario Chat / Re: does anyone stay here

« on: May 31, 2002, 11:25:01 PM »

Do I stay here? I live here. My house is between the 'H' and the 'R' in the word MUSHROOM.
p.s. I answer nature's call behind the 'M' so don't look back there.

Man 1: "Who''s on first?"
Man 2: "Yes, a man with the unlikely last name ''Who''is on first base."
Man 1:"Oh thats great, 8 seconds into the routine and already you ruin it!"

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Forum Games / Re: Mario Word Association

« on: May 31, 2002, 11:18:54 PM »

unrelated (  uh... superclownman? did you read the topic?)

Man 1: "Who''s on first?"
Man 2: "Yes, a man with the unlikely last name ''Who''is on first base."
Man 1:"Oh thats great, 8 seconds into the routine and already you ruin it!"

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Mario Chat / Re: !! now I am really 13!!

« on: May 31, 2002, 11:13:17 PM »

cool, only 8 yrs more till you're old enough to ejoy that sweet, sweet booze legally(6 more yrs in Canada)

Man 1: "Who''s on first?"
Man 2: "Yes, a man with the unlikely last name ''Who''is on first base."
Man 1:"Oh thats great, 8 seconds into the routine and already you ruin it!"

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Forum Games / Re: Mario Word Association

« on: May 31, 2002, 10:08:44 PM »

Gingavitis

Man 1: "Who''s on first?"
Man 2: "Yes, a man with the unlikely last name ''Who''is on first base."
Man 1:"Oh thats great, 8 seconds into the routine and already you ruin it!"

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Mario Chat / Re: Summer Vacation!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

« on: May 31, 2002, 09:52:03 PM »

I'm done with school forever so HA HA!( but I have nothing else to do)

Man 1: "Who''s on first?"
Man 2: "Yes, a man with the unlikely last name ''Who''is on first base."
Man 1:"Oh thats great, 8 seconds into the routine and already you ruin it!"

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Forum Games / Re: Fake game secrets...

« on: May 31, 2002, 09:37:25 PM »

Turn your Gamecube brand new:
First select any game to play, then pack your gamecube in plastic explosives, attach blasting cap to detinator and blow up gamecube( and part of your living room). Now, poke yourself in the eyes with Q-tips to stimulate tear flow.  Run to your mother and say some bad man blew up your gamecube, two options will open here: 1. your mom will feel sorry for you and buy you a new one (along with a new goldfish because your old one became part of the wall) or 2. Mom lectures you on how she isn't made of money, so go to your local Wal-Mart wearing the baggiest pants you own.  Stuff a Gamecube and some accesories down your pants.  Waddle towards to front like you have to take a dump so the stuff doesn't fall out of your pants.  Now run for it and enjoy.  WARNING: Don't really attempt step 2 because shoplifting affects everybody and will make you feel guilty all your life(or not).

Man 1: "Who''s on first?"
Man 2: "Yes, a man with the unlikely last name ''Who''is on first base."
Man 1:"Oh thats great, 8 seconds into the routine and already you ruin it!"

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Forum Games / Re: Fake game secrets...

« on: May 23, 2002, 08:41:16 PM »

Another New Move for Super Smash Bros. Melee: Link's "Raging Vomit Attack"
Now that Link is an adult, it's time he started acting like one.  Taunt in any game mode, as Adult Link 197.401 times.  Half-way through the taunt Link will say " Nuts with this!" and will pull out a bottle of hooch.  After downing the bottle of sweet, sweet booze, Link will turn green, heave, and vomit in a violent rage on his opponet, scoring an instant victory and giving Link an instant hang-over. You will then recieve the "Bottle of Hooch" and the "Raging Vomit" trophy. WARNING: Do not attempt this move in real live because you will probly wet yourself, fall down a flight of stairs, and wake up in a dumpster next to a bum reeking of cheese and sulfer.

If you''re happy and you know it, say a swear!

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Forum Games / Re: Fake game secrets...

« on: May 23, 2002, 07:57:49 PM »

Mario's "Barking Spider Attack" in Super Smash Bros. Melee:
Go to practice mode and select Mario as your character.  Select your item as any food and make Mario eat 157 of them.  Mario will groan and start rubbing his stomach.  If you press the L,R, and Z button at the some time, Mario will turn around, bend over, and let out a healthy TOOT! that takes 50% damage and stuns the opponet and causes Mario to blush.  Exit practice mode and you will recieve the "Barking Spider Trophy". Now you can use this move any time.

If you''re happy and you know it, say a swear!

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Forum Games / Re: Mario Word Association

« on: May 22, 2002, 07:46:14 PM »

Mittins!

If you''re happy and you know it, say a swear!