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Mario Chat / Re: Wonder what it's like inside a Warp Pipe...

« on: June 28, 2002, 02:48:28 AM »

What's it like inside a Warp Pipe? Well, think of the kind of acceleration you get on a REALLY fast roller-coaster, but times ten. This gives the transportee immense motion sickness at first, but you get used to it. And, not all Warp Pipes transport sewage around, so it can't be all that smelly. (By the way, I know this because I talked to a mushroom growing in my garden, and it told me.)

Mario is the only true path

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Mario Chat / Re: The true whereabouts of Bin Laden lies within

« on: June 24, 2002, 04:11:23 AM »

Thanks for your replies! Mario Maniac: I agree, if Mario was let loose he could get hold of Bin Laden with one hand tied behind his back. Mario rules! Death to terrorists

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Mario Chat / Re: Where is Mario From?

« on: June 13, 2002, 03:39:40 AM »

Not bad, Mario Maniac. To be quite honest I've never seriously considered Yoshi's Island's story, but your explaination seems quite logical. I agree with you that Mario's father was also a plumber, but I disagree that Mario and Luigi were in Brooklyn before they were experienced plumbers.

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Mario Chat / Re: Where is Mario From?

« on: June 12, 2002, 06:19:27 AM »

Time to end this argument. Mario and Luigi ware born in Italy. They trained as plumbers there, but due to a lack of plumbing business in their region they had to emigrate to Brooklyn. Whilst on a plumbing job in Brooklyn, Mario and Luigi discovered a Warp Pipe to the Mushroom Kingdom, jumped down it, and everything went from there.

Yoshi's Island and the Mario movie mean nothing.

Mario is the only true path

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Mario Chat / The true whereabouts of Bin Laden lies within

« on: June 21, 2002, 06:29:56 AM »

Why are soldiers serving in Afghanistan wasting time looking in caves for Bin Laden, when his TRUE wherabounts is staring the world - or at least we Mario fans - right in the face?
The solution is simple. When old Osama got the news that America was after him, he immediately jumped down a Warp Pipe, leading to the residence of his old ally, Bowser! Even now the Koopa King may be helping Bin Laden plot terrorist activities in return for help in taking over the Mushroom Kingdom! George Bush, Peach, Mario... please stop him!!!