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General Chat / Re: Angry, Angry Hippos...

« on: June 19, 2003, 08:20:51 PM »

Yup!  I'm back and hopefully for good!  I would like to say though, sadib, I am a pretty smart monkey.  In fact (not to brag) I finished this school year with a 3.5.  But anyways, I wanted to tell you all about another time that I was an angry, angry hippo.  My friends, David and Daniel and even myself, were out on the town in Danny’s new Honda Accord.  We stopped at Mejeir's for some food (since we were headed home and we were hungry) and we purchased several items after harassing the parking lot officials about the hazard of banging your head on handicapped signs.  We were in the self-checkout lane when three extremely, uhhh, robust women walked up and started hitting on us.  Once our names were established, Ashley started to hit on me.  She likes my hair, and my body, apparently.  She asked me what my age was, and I unfortunately was not very clear about my answer:  Since I was a freshman at the time, and I was in the same state of mind as a dead squirrel, I answered (instead of 16, which she was), “I’m freshman.”   Her response was similar, “Oh, that’s too young, sorry.”  And this is the story of one mans agony, but another two men’s (mis amigos who have not yet let this die) pleasure.  The End.

P.S.  I am a pretty normal person, these are just unusual refrences to times that I have not been.  SO, please do not take any of this offenseive.  I do in fact respect women, so please, please do not ban me like that crazy marioguy.  Thank you.  Have a bad- uhh... great day.

I went to the Alps and was lost for three weeks, and all i got was this lousy shirt.

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General Chat / Jim the Carpet Maker

« on: June 21, 2003, 09:29:58 PM »

Ahh, yes.  I can remember the good 'ole days; anyone could sew together a good piece of carpet with no hassles or bothers.  But then the National Carpet Makers Haters Association began their poaching of the old fashion carpet makers.  Then there came Jim the Carpet Maker.  This wonderful man made enough carpet to put the NCMHA out of business.  Then came the lepers.  They then killed poor Jim.  Then his spirit killed all within 15 square miles of his carpet shop.  The moral of the story is:  don't kill carpet makers if u just so happen to be a leper.

P.S.  I know that this story makes no sense at all.  But I like it that way.  Also, no offense to anyone who knows anyone infected
with leperacy.

I went to the Alps and was lost for three weeks, and all i got was this lousy shirt.

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General Chat / Angry, Angry Hippos...

« on: June 19, 2003, 07:19:24 PM »

My day has been bad.  The extremely hot female that sits across from me at driver's ed has mad a mockery of me, not to mention, I was flipped off at work, and then was given too much Reese's Peanut Butter Cup filling in my McFlurry.  As you can see, I am an angry, angry hippo right now.  And I thought that with all of us angry, angry hippos running around with nowhere to tell our stories, I'd open a place to make ourselves look like fools.  Or maybe just a place that will be looked at as the evil void of a demented 16 year-old lumberjack.  Either way, try to have fun with this.  Whether the story is true or false, tell it.  Make us laugh.  In closure, have a bad-*err* wonderful day! :-)

I went to the Alps and was lost for three weeks, and all i got was this lousy shirt.

Edited by - lumberjackboy on 6/19/2003 6:49:15 PM

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General Chat / Hello! I'm the newest of the newbies!

« on: June 15, 2003, 06:36:05 PM »

Hello, fello obsessors of the epidemic that we affectionatly call video gaming, I come to you all in hope of friendship, but i will settle for a bitter rivalry.  I am a Gemini, and my hobies include:  choping down trees, shoping on Wensdays, and having buttered scones for tea.  I hope that in each of you, I can find a friendship that runs as deep as the crack in my band director's new driveway.  I guess I'll see you all later!

I went to the Alps and was lost for three weeks, and all i got was this lousy shirt.