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Forum Games / Re: Mario nonsense
« on: October 15, 2005, 10:45:44 PM »
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Mario Chat / Re: How Does Yoshi Have Kids
« on: October 15, 2005, 08:59:35 PM »
put yoshi lore in a searh engine it ansers all yoshi related questions
buy the way yoshi is ment to be yossy but they changed it cose its hard to say it right (dont ask me why i dont even know)
Mario runs jumps swims fly save peach and throw vegtables sooooo... wears the iron six pack
buy the way yoshi is ment to be yossy but they changed it cose its hard to say it right (dont ask me why i dont even know)
Mario runs jumps swims fly save peach and throw vegtables sooooo... wears the iron six pack
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Forum Games / Re: A Mario Story: You add ONE sentence to the tale
« on: October 15, 2005, 08:51:04 PM »
all of a suden warios ham sandwich exploded with nuclear force
Mario runs jumps swims fly save peach and throw vegtables sooooo... wears the iron six pack
Mario runs jumps swims fly save peach and throw vegtables sooooo... wears the iron six pack
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Fan Creations / Re: Super Mario Bros X: The Great One
« on: October 15, 2005, 06:36:43 PM »
Wow you have a fan here you should consider writing books
Mario runs jumps swims fly save peach and throw vegtables sooooo... wears the iron six pack
Mario runs jumps swims fly save peach and throw vegtables sooooo... wears the iron six pack
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Forum Games / Re: Mario nonsense
« on: October 15, 2005, 06:16:37 PM »
wow sorry i dident realize the idea was already taken thanks nintendoexpert
Mario runs jumps swims fly save peach and throw vegtables sooooo... wears the iron six pack
Mario runs jumps swims fly save peach and throw vegtables sooooo... wears the iron six pack
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Forum Games / Re: Fake SM64 cheats
« on: October 15, 2005, 02:43:54 AM »
Play as Waluigi
first eat 100 pies and your cartridge in 10 min complete super mario sunshine while u take a dump now find the cartridge and shove it in a ps2 then play san andreas and complete it in 30 min eat the disc and put the ps2 outside and get it at 4:00 in the morning take the cartridge out and make a milkshake out of the ps2 buy a xbox and put your mkdd disc in it and to your suprize your playing halo 2 complete that in 10 min then beat the champian on online mode stuff your 64 in the xbox and ram the cartridge in the disc tray now get a nes controller and force it in the slot show your mum and she will say THAT COST ME 1500$ you little prick and she will spank u make sure your xbox n64 cross machine is waching when your mum grounds u for a month and leaves the room it will mock u MUHAHAHAHAHA swear at it and play basketball with it at 12:00 at night and get 100 points in 3 pointers without mising pull the 64 out of the xbox and get the cartridge set it up and complete every 64 game now put in super mario 64 and go file a and get 120 stars and beat bowser 50 times without touching his tail reset the console and fART ON IT mario will faint go to file a and luigi is in his place blow marajuana smoke on the cartridge luigi will now sing the becose i got high song stuff cocaine in the thing undreneeth the console and luigi will faint mayamoto will come to your house and say nice one now howe am i supose to make money and smake u in the face fart on him and he will faint shove the cartridge up his nose and get it 2 hours later u can now play as waluigi
have fun
Mario runs jumps swims fly save peach and throw vegtables sooooo... wears the iron six pack
first eat 100 pies and your cartridge in 10 min complete super mario sunshine while u take a dump now find the cartridge and shove it in a ps2 then play san andreas and complete it in 30 min eat the disc and put the ps2 outside and get it at 4:00 in the morning take the cartridge out and make a milkshake out of the ps2 buy a xbox and put your mkdd disc in it and to your suprize your playing halo 2 complete that in 10 min then beat the champian on online mode stuff your 64 in the xbox and ram the cartridge in the disc tray now get a nes controller and force it in the slot show your mum and she will say THAT COST ME 1500$ you little prick and she will spank u make sure your xbox n64 cross machine is waching when your mum grounds u for a month and leaves the room it will mock u MUHAHAHAHAHA swear at it and play basketball with it at 12:00 at night and get 100 points in 3 pointers without mising pull the 64 out of the xbox and get the cartridge set it up and complete every 64 game now put in super mario 64 and go file a and get 120 stars and beat bowser 50 times without touching his tail reset the console and fART ON IT mario will faint go to file a and luigi is in his place blow marajuana smoke on the cartridge luigi will now sing the becose i got high song stuff cocaine in the thing undreneeth the console and luigi will faint mayamoto will come to your house and say nice one now howe am i supose to make money and smake u in the face fart on him and he will faint shove the cartridge up his nose and get it 2 hours later u can now play as waluigi
have fun
Mario runs jumps swims fly save peach and throw vegtables sooooo... wears the iron six pack
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Forum Games / Re: Make Up Rumors
« on: October 15, 2005, 02:02:36 AM »
mayamoto has had a secret speech wich has leaket into the public and are considering making luigi a gaybo with waluigi
Mario runs jumps swims fly save peach and throw vegtables sooooo... wears the iron six pack
Mario runs jumps swims fly save peach and throw vegtables sooooo... wears the iron six pack
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Mario Chat / Re: Where did Bowser get his Kids?
« on: October 15, 2005, 01:53:01 AM »
you see peach gets herself kidnaped by bowser and bowser -has fun- with her and peach likes to be saved so mario can -have fun- with her
Mario runs jumps swims fly save peach and throw vegtables sooooo... wears the iron six pack
Mario runs jumps swims fly save peach and throw vegtables sooooo... wears the iron six pack
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Forum Games / Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
« on: October 15, 2005, 01:46:12 AM »
why does bowser change hight and size from game to game
Mario runs jumps swims fly save peach and throw vegtables sooooo... wears the iron six pack
Mario runs jumps swims fly save peach and throw vegtables sooooo... wears the iron six pack
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Video Game Chat / Re: Rip-offs in Video Games
« on: October 14, 2005, 07:20:45 PM »
I bought pokemon snap but that wasent as bad as pokemon pinball Worst game ever
Mario runs jumps swims fly save peach and throw vegtables sooooo... wears the iron six pack
Mario runs jumps swims fly save peach and throw vegtables sooooo... wears the iron six pack
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Forum Games / Re: Who Killed Toad?
« on: October 14, 2005, 07:08:56 PM »
Thats heaps funny wow who really cares if toed died anyway i mean he somhowe fails to notice peach geting kidnapt when hes right next to her!!!!
Mario runs jumps swims fly save peach and throw vegtables sooooo... wears the iron six pack
Mario runs jumps swims fly save peach and throw vegtables sooooo... wears the iron six pack
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Mario Chat / Re: How Does Yoshi Have Kids
« on: October 14, 2005, 07:02:43 PM »
Maybe the girlie colerd yoshis are the females but i dont see how eating a enemy makes a baby
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Mario Chat / Re: How Does Yoshi Have Kids
« on: October 14, 2005, 07:02:42 PM »
Maybe the girlie colerd yoshis are the females but i dont see how eating a enemy makes a baby
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Forum Games / Dark days in the mushroom kingdom
« on: October 15, 2005, 11:41:15 PM »
Mario luigi and Yoshi wre walking around yoshis island talking about there old adventure Peach was discusing a trade with the yoshi leader
Mario: remember when luigi was tryin to learn how to use the cape
mario and yoshi started lauthing hard
luigi: haha yep its real funy
yoshi: dam right it is
Mario: yep i never thought snaging your pants on the pole would be funny mr poke dot undys
mario and yoshi fell to the ground and started roling around
luigi:you will never act your age will you
Distent voice: mario!!!!!
Mario: whose that
Yoshi: oh no its tuk that yoshi is obsesd with you
Mario:grrreeeeaaat (roling his eyes)
tuk: i thought id never cach up(panting)
Mario: what do you want
Tuk: can i have your autorgraph
Mario: What ever
mario signs a picture of himself
Mario: there
luigi: we gotta go mario peach should be finished
Mario: ok see ya tuk
they start walkin away
tuk: wait
tuk runs infront of mario BANG a gun shot whent of
Yoshi:holy mackral is every one ok
Mario: im fine luigi
he could be seen wimpering behind the bush mario looket over where tuk whas standing and he was on the floor groining in pain blood coming out of his chest
Mario:holy [mackerel!] luigi get help
luigi ran as fast as he could to town yoshi was presing a his hands againt the wound
mario: keep puting presure thier
tuk:i think im gonna be ok it dosent hurt any more
tuk let out a gasp
mario: i havent got a pulse
yoshi: oh no
mario started doing CPR two medical toeds arrived at the seen in a ambulance
toed1: ok move
toed2: were goin to haf to air lift him the bulets in deep you two beter get out of here
yoshi: cmon mario let the medical people work
they arived at the mushroom kingdom hospatal yoshi had gone into the emergancy room he lied about being tuks father
luigi: hope hes goin to be ok
Mario:......
he was in deep thought clearly worried by the look on his face yoshi came through the door a dim look on his face
Yoshi: doc sais hes got a weak to live
Mario: WHAT!!!!
he stands up and kicks the char he was siting on
luigi hangd his head and coverd his eyes
A police oficer came in
Oficer:mario we need you at the station
Mario: WHY(still enraged)
oficer:just come alone
Mario: you two go to peach and explain whats hapining ill see you later
Luigi and Yoshi: ok
At the police station mario was speaking to the plice chief jef
jef: you need to see this
jef: handed him a bag with a bulet inside jef handed mario some gloves
jef: look at it
mario took the bulet out the bag and looket at it it had his name on it
mario: mumamia
jef: we sugest you stay home and stay indors
mario:ok
Mario was on the phone
mario: yes ill be ok peach...... no police are waching the house.......ill be ok......somhowe i dont think bowsers behind this........see ya
mario was taking a shower when a bang starteld him
Mario:whose thier
Mario put pants on(yes regular pants) and got his hammer from behind his couch
mario:whose thier
all of a suden somone jumpet out from his kichen door and slashet his chest with a knife mario ground in pain and wacket them with his hammer he looket at his chest it wasent bad he looket at the culprit it was a yoshi he ran out the door and into the night
to be contined
Mario runs jumps swims fly save peach and throw vegtables sooooo... wears the iron six pack
[Watch you exclamations. Even with asterisks.]
Edited by - Suffix on 10/16/2005 4:14:28 PM
Mario: remember when luigi was tryin to learn how to use the cape
mario and yoshi started lauthing hard
luigi: haha yep its real funy
yoshi: dam right it is
Mario: yep i never thought snaging your pants on the pole would be funny mr poke dot undys
mario and yoshi fell to the ground and started roling around
luigi:you will never act your age will you
Distent voice: mario!!!!!
Mario: whose that
Yoshi: oh no its tuk that yoshi is obsesd with you
Mario:grrreeeeaaat (roling his eyes)
tuk: i thought id never cach up(panting)
Mario: what do you want
Tuk: can i have your autorgraph
Mario: What ever
mario signs a picture of himself
Mario: there
luigi: we gotta go mario peach should be finished
Mario: ok see ya tuk
they start walkin away
tuk: wait
tuk runs infront of mario BANG a gun shot whent of
Yoshi:holy mackral is every one ok
Mario: im fine luigi
he could be seen wimpering behind the bush mario looket over where tuk whas standing and he was on the floor groining in pain blood coming out of his chest
Mario:holy [mackerel!] luigi get help
luigi ran as fast as he could to town yoshi was presing a his hands againt the wound
mario: keep puting presure thier
tuk:i think im gonna be ok it dosent hurt any more
tuk let out a gasp
mario: i havent got a pulse
yoshi: oh no
mario started doing CPR two medical toeds arrived at the seen in a ambulance
toed1: ok move
toed2: were goin to haf to air lift him the bulets in deep you two beter get out of here
yoshi: cmon mario let the medical people work
they arived at the mushroom kingdom hospatal yoshi had gone into the emergancy room he lied about being tuks father
luigi: hope hes goin to be ok
Mario:......
he was in deep thought clearly worried by the look on his face yoshi came through the door a dim look on his face
Yoshi: doc sais hes got a weak to live
Mario: WHAT!!!!
he stands up and kicks the char he was siting on
luigi hangd his head and coverd his eyes
A police oficer came in
Oficer:mario we need you at the station
Mario: WHY(still enraged)
oficer:just come alone
Mario: you two go to peach and explain whats hapining ill see you later
Luigi and Yoshi: ok
At the police station mario was speaking to the plice chief jef
jef: you need to see this
jef: handed him a bag with a bulet inside jef handed mario some gloves
jef: look at it
mario took the bulet out the bag and looket at it it had his name on it
mario: mumamia
jef: we sugest you stay home and stay indors
mario:ok
Mario was on the phone
mario: yes ill be ok peach...... no police are waching the house.......ill be ok......somhowe i dont think bowsers behind this........see ya
mario was taking a shower when a bang starteld him
Mario:whose thier
Mario put pants on(yes regular pants) and got his hammer from behind his couch
mario:whose thier
all of a suden somone jumpet out from his kichen door and slashet his chest with a knife mario ground in pain and wacket them with his hammer he looket at his chest it wasent bad he looket at the culprit it was a yoshi he ran out the door and into the night
to be contined
Mario runs jumps swims fly save peach and throw vegtables sooooo... wears the iron six pack
[Watch you exclamations. Even with asterisks.]
Edited by - Suffix on 10/16/2005 4:14:28 PM
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Forum Games / Mario nonsense
« on: October 14, 2005, 07:14:03 PM »
Ok here all you got to do is be stupid and as funny as posible ill start us off
One day mario looket outside his house and noticed Daisy runing down the street
Mario runs jumps swims fly save peach and throw vegtables sooooo... wears the iron six pack
One day mario looket outside his house and noticed Daisy runing down the street
Mario runs jumps swims fly save peach and throw vegtables sooooo... wears the iron six pack
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