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« on: June 22, 2007, 07:37:12 PM »
We start our story off in a cuboard. There was a bag of 75 cent chips hiding behind a pineapple. Mario on a diet pulled the pineapple out and saw the las bag of chips in the house.
"Oooh! Cheese flavor!"
The chips were green. He thought they were like that because he seen shrek on the front. He Munched away happily. Later he decided he had urges. He went to his closet and got his best video and ravioli which smelled like ravioli. He put it on and got busy forgetting Luigi was still in the room.
"Ahhhh! That's Nasty!" said Luigi.
"It's Natural!" Mario said placing his hands on his plate.
"I know! I was watching the whole time and realized your noodles is green!"
Mario looked down and to his terror it was lime green. Noone said anything until it evaporated. Suddenly they heard a rumble. Wario was in the bushes outside having an intelligent talk with some Asian pool Boy.
"Wahhhhhhhh!" said Wario as He ejected into the Pool boy's house.
Mario's noodles grew into the Green Goblin and it punched Wario in the head.
"OW!" Wario screamed. "I'll Kill You!"
He grabbed the goblin and Choked it Till it threw up all over Wario. Then a glass of OJ Came out the bushes and made everybody healthy and saved evreybody
THE END
mod edit: spoiler tags added to protect the innocent