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Mario Chat / Re: Miyamoto Hates Stories

« on: July 10, 2009, 11:49:21 AM »

Prefect Plank Galaxy?

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General Chat / Re: Use new Oxi Clean, and the Billie Mays is Dead!

« on: July 02, 2009, 04:01:17 PM »

Believe it or not, I think his son's a red haired clone. He was on the season finale of Pitchmen doing test pitches, and he is just like his dad. Somehow, I think he'll be the subject of season two.

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General Chat / Re: Use new Oxi Clean, and the Billie Mays is Dead!

« on: June 29, 2009, 12:30:14 PM »

 And Johnny Carson became a zombie just to yell at Jay Leno for not helping Bernie Mac when he got destroyed in his Transformer while fighting space vikings. How's THAT for a story, huh? :D

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General Chat / Re: Use new Oxi Clean, and the Billie Mays is Dead!

« on: June 28, 2009, 10:37:36 PM »

Billy's dead, Vince beat a hooker, that other guy with the accent is never on TV... now who's going to pitch me convenient household products?

Barney will. He loves you, he loves Mighty Putty... :D

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General Chat / Re: AP: Michael Jackson has died

« on: June 28, 2009, 07:21:39 PM »

Somehow I thought he'd die from his nose falling off and the nose place got infected. Either that or 8 year old nuts. :D

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Mario Chat / Re: most favorite mario character ever

« on: June 28, 2009, 04:44:21 PM »

I think that if Sega goes bankrupt, Nintendo will swoop in and take over Sonic and bring it back the CORRECT way. As in, stop with the new characters every game.

My favorite? The one who cleand out the plumbing and rescued the princess.
Who am I talking about?


This guy, only with a red hat and fatter.

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General Chat / Use new Oxi Clean, and the Billie Mays is Dead!

« on: June 28, 2009, 04:38:55 PM »

No, but seriously. Died of head tramua at his house from a rough plane landing yesterday. RIP Oxi Clean's claim to fame.

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Mario Chat / Re: Best Donkey Kong design

« on: June 23, 2009, 04:02:02 PM »

Anus Ape.

And Diddy is Asscrack Monkey

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Mario Chat / Re: Mario: Italian mascotte for pizza muffles??

« on: June 22, 2009, 07:59:51 PM »

Just be happy there's no "Luigee Brand Toilet Cleaner".  :o

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Mario Chat / Re: Best Donkey Kong design

« on: June 22, 2009, 07:57:42 PM »

I wonder what life is like in the alternate universe where Miyamoto looked a few entries farther down in the thesaurus and named him Ass Monkey.

Or in Universe #12853 where Shiggy named him Sphincter Chimp?

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Video Game Chat / Re: Things That Made You Poop A Little.

« on: June 20, 2009, 04:32:44 PM »

The movie Cloverfeld made me kind of upset but it's only a movie.

When I watched that, I literally DID NOT BLINK until the movie was over. It was so fast-paced and amazing to me that, on the car ride home, I blinked over 45 times a minute or something.  :o

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Game Help / Re: Help on Mario RPG

« on: June 20, 2009, 04:30:44 PM »

So that's what that blue star thing is...

I know it's confusing when it comes to stars. For the longest time, I didn't know what the stars did in NES Punch Out. And I sometimes thought Star Wars meant angry stars locked in an unguarded room over at the ol' funny farm.  ;D

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Mario Chat / Re: Best Donkey Kong design

« on: June 20, 2009, 04:27:25 PM »

For me, it'll always be the DKC Donkey, but my version of Diddy is DKC2.

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Mario Chat / Re: The Super Mario Bros Super Show

« on: March 07, 2009, 08:19:28 PM »

Yeah. I have Volume 1 and it's a mess, with out of place episodes everywhere. And why is the LAST episode on the FIRST box set?