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« Reply #495 on: May 29, 2009, 07:16:15 PM »
ROM hacking with a slice of life.

CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #496 on: May 29, 2009, 08:04:31 PM »
What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder?
-Endless Love.
Okay, I lost at that one.

But I always heard that the way her parents punished her was by leaving the plunger in the toilet.
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

« Reply #497 on: May 29, 2009, 08:54:22 PM »
The plunger line was omitted in favour of the Saran Wrap joke in hopes of maintaining some sort of decency, but it's apparent that that proverbial cat is now out of the proverbial bag anyway... so, yeah.
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CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #498 on: May 29, 2009, 09:49:24 PM »
Hey, I wasn't telling that joke, just acknowledging its existence. Like the joke someone told me about your face.
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

ShadowBrain

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« Reply #499 on: May 30, 2009, 07:43:29 AM »
You almost had me with a few of those, Weegee. And dangit, I should've thought of that "Endless Love" one...







I generally can't take YTPs, but this one... (possibly NSFW, I don't know)
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

« Reply #500 on: May 30, 2009, 09:07:02 AM »
Argh, that's not a YTP....that's just a flash movie using CD-I characters.
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

« Reply #501 on: May 30, 2009, 10:00:00 AM »
How did Helen Keller's parent's punish her?
-They left the plunger in the toilet.

How many kids did Helen Keller have?
-None, the plunger went all of the way through.

Why didn't Helen Keller scream when she fell of a cliff?
-She had mittens on.

If Helen Keller falls in the forest does she make a sound?

How did Helen Keller burn her face?
-She was bobbing for french fries.

Helen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, she stuck a feather in her hat and called it...
-uuuuugggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Why does Helen Keller ********** with one hand?
-She uses the other hand to moan.

Did you hear about the new Helen Keller Doll? You wind her up and she bumps into the furniture!

What was Helen Kellers favorite childhood game?
-Musical Chairs

what did hellen keller's room look like?
-she didn't know either

What did Helen Keller say to the shop assistant when she knocked over a product-display in the store?
-Just looking!

What's the name of Helen Keller's new movie?
-Silent Scream

Why did Helen Keller go crazy?
-She was trying to read a stucko wall.

What did Helen Keller get for Cristmas?
-Polio! she had everything else.

How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret?
-Break her fingers

How did Helen Keller break her arms?
-Trying to read road signs at 40mph.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow?
-Her dog was blind too.

How did Helen Keller burn her hands?
-She was trying to read a waffle iron.

What does Helen Keller call the closet?
-Disneyworld

Where do Helen Keller's parents have her go when there's company over?
-Disneyworld

How does Helen Keller drive?
-One hand on the wheel, one on the road.
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Good night everyone.
« Last Edit: May 31, 2009, 08:08:56 PM by dc804 »
One Ring to rule them all. One Ring to find them. One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.

« Reply #502 on: May 30, 2009, 12:16:08 PM »
« Last Edit: May 30, 2009, 12:17:41 PM by nensondubois »
ROM hacking with a slice of life.

« Reply #503 on: May 30, 2009, 02:14:34 PM »
I lost to that smile.

Since we're doing YouTube links now apparently, how about this? It's from "The Langoliers", it's some of the worst special effects I've ever seen. The things are a little creepy at first, but it just looks so ridiculous.
You didn't say wot wot.

« Reply #504 on: May 30, 2009, 02:33:11 PM »
I watched that "movie" last year. It was good until the monsters showed up.
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

« Reply #505 on: May 30, 2009, 02:49:43 PM »
How did Helen Keller's parent's punish her?
-They left the plunger in the toilet.

I lost at the following.

How many kids did Helen Keller have?
-None, the plunger went all of the way through.

Why didn't Helen Keller scream when she fell of a cliff?
-She had mittens on.

If Helen Keller falls in the forest does she make a sound?

Helen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, she stuck a feather in her hat and called it...
-uuuuugggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand?
-She uses the other hand to moan.

Did you hear about the new Helen Keller Doll? You wind her up and she bumps into the furniture!

What was Helen Kellers favorite childhood game?
-Musical Chairs

What's the name of Helen Keller's new movie?
-Silent Scream

Why did Helen Keller go crazy?
-She was trying to read a stucko wall.

What did Helen Keller get for Cristmas?
-Polio! she had everything else.

How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret?
-Break her fingers

How did Helen Keller break her arms?
-Trying to read road signs at 40mph.

How did Helen Keller burn her hands?
-She was trying to read a waffle iron.

What does Helen Keller call the closet? (this one is completely retarded.)
-Disneyworld
ROM hacking with a slice of life.

« Reply #506 on: May 30, 2009, 03:22:05 PM »
I didn't laugh at any of them.
« Last Edit: August 09, 2009, 12:04:57 PM by PaperLuigi »
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

« Reply #507 on: May 30, 2009, 03:24:54 PM »
How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret?
-Break her fingers
Dang, I lost again. [I posted after PL posted, w/o reading it. Now I look bad.]

« Reply #508 on: May 30, 2009, 03:41:42 PM »
You look bad because...?
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

« Reply #509 on: May 30, 2009, 06:29:00 PM »
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With my victims, I like to:

SNAP their necks,
CRACKLE them over a fire,
then POP my cock into them,

Jesus Christ, I really am one ****ed up cereal killer...

I didn't make this one, but it is funny.
One Ring to rule them all. One Ring to find them. One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.

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