Author Topic: Vladimir Putin wants everyone to know that he is most definitely not gay (Read 8946 times)

CrossEyed7 · « **on:** August 28, 2010, 03:01:29 PM »

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When asked by a reporter about the "political marriage" between him and President Medvedev, Putin responded, "Mr. Medvedev and I are people of a traditional orientation. I can tell you this with complete certainty. As for marital unions, you have exaggerated a bit. But we are friends, friends for many years, I have already said this."

Turtlekid1 · « **Reply #1 on:** August 28, 2010, 03:06:46 PM »

I just know there's some glaringly obvious "In Soviet Russia..." joke that I'm missing, but for now I'll just ask what the Norfair "political marriage" means.

SolidShroom · « **Reply #2 on:** August 28, 2010, 03:15:19 PM »

You've gotta have some grapefruits to call the leader of Russia gay.

ShadowBrain · « **Reply #3 on:** August 28, 2010, 08:11:07 PM »

In Soviet Russia, butt humps you!

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #4 on:** August 28, 2010, 10:33:15 PM »

Black Mage · « **Reply #5 on:** August 28, 2010, 11:38:27 PM »

Quote from: Turtlekid1 on August 28, 2010, 03:06:46 PM

I just know there's some glaringly obvious "In Soviet Russia..." joke that I'm missing, but for now I'll just ask what the Norfair "political marriage" means.

...What?

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #6 on:** August 28, 2010, 11:39:53 PM »

What the Norfair=What the ****

Black Mage · « **Reply #7 on:** August 29, 2010, 10:04:12 AM »

I know what he meant, I just wanted him to reflect upon it. For his own good.

Lizard Dude · « **Reply #8 on:** August 29, 2010, 10:49:21 AM »

Quote from: PaperLuigi on August 28, 2010, 11:39:53 PM

What the Norfair=What the ****

No... Norfair = Hell, you know, a hot fiery place.

ShadowBrain · « **Reply #9 on:** August 31, 2010, 12:36:00 PM »

Was the humor in that deliberately being an overly nerdy change of phrase? I mean, if this was the Metroid: Other M topic, I might've laughed.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #10 on:** August 31, 2010, 01:28:04 PM »

Turtle does that all the time. He doesn't curse, so I don't think he was attempting to be humorous.

And yeah, you're right LD. My bad.