Isn't flaming someone here when you rapidly and needlessly insult them, and harshly, for that matter? Nice story, and all, but I don't think it's possible to set people aflame from across-a the globe! Oh well, if you all give me your addresses I will go get myself some...gah...I can't remember what that burnable liquid stuff is and...never mind...I just shouldn't have replied...
''Ey! Name''s Mario! I''m your main man! Your "rame-a-dame", Your can of "spaim"! *Gets punched.*
