Author Topic: Koopa Kid Theory (Read 4049 times)

Roy Koopa · « **on:** July 13, 2001, 11:45:25 AM »

Hello. Roy Koopa here. I am posting some fun theories I have made up over the years. I posted this one a while back under "another weird theory", so some of you may have read it already. Those of you who haven't, I would love to hear your thoughts about it, or maybe you have a theory of your own. Here it is:

"My weird threory of the Koopa Kids realates to Yoshi'd Island. Kamek and Baby Bowser mess with the Mushroom Kingdom Stork Baby Delivery system by doing the unthinkable: kidnapping a stork and a baby and trying to get the other one! After the Yoshis help, the stork returns to its comrads and tells what happened. The other storks think of a fitting punishment...

Years later. Bowser is grown up, when he gets a knock at the door. He opens it to find that the storks have delivered SEVEN little terrors for him to raise! They're the brattiest, whiniest, meanest kids the storks could find. The storks didn't take into account that Bowser would be proud of those traits, though, and that he would raise them to help him terrorize the Mushroom Kingdom. Oops on they're part.

So thats my theory about how Bowser has kids without having a wife. The storks delivered them as a would-be punishment for his kidnapping babies all those years ago.

Everyone is entitled to their own theory, of course."

Mario_Luigi · « **Reply #1 on:** July 13, 2001, 02:21:23 PM »

Where did the 7 koopa kids come from originally? There would have to be other Koopas in the Mushroom world....

Its-a me! Mario!

Roy Koopa · « **Reply #2 on:** July 13, 2001, 08:27:12 PM »

The Storks! All kids are delivered by storks in the Mario world. And how the storks get them is a mystery that will never be explained...

Roy Koopa · « **Reply #3 on:** July 19, 2001, 11:06:03 PM »

Another theory back up to the top. :)

Winx · « **Reply #4 on:** July 24, 2001, 08:27:03 PM »

Maybe Bowser was married, then there was a messy divorce, and he got stuck with the kids, and she ran off with 50% of his stuff. And he took it out on the Mushroom people, then he noticed the Princess looked fairly nice, and since he wasn't married anymore, he could start dating again. ;p Mwahaha...I'll be quiet now... *scurries off*

Red Ninja Koopa · « **Reply #5 on:** July 26, 2001, 08:49:20 AM »

Maybe Bowser got married just to have kids and after that happened he kill the mother?

I''m the leader of the Koopa Bros.We''re hip and cool and uh... we like bacon

frostbite · « **Reply #6 on:** August 23, 2001, 08:54:16 PM »

Koopa Troopas that don't work for Bowser aren't Koopas. They're turtles. Koopa Troopas just mean they're soldiers for Koopa. For example, if Deezer had soldiers, they would be Wasielewski Troopas.

It's not a matter of optimism or pessimism, it's a matter of common sense! (half empty or half full?)

Roy Koopa · « **Reply #7 on:** August 23, 2001, 10:21:31 PM »

I dissagree. I think Koopas are a race. Koopas include Troopas, Goombas, Buzzy Beetles, etc. But, everyone can have their own opinion!

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Red Ninja Koopa · « **Reply #8 on:** August 24, 2001, 06:20:10 AM »

I"d ahve to agree with Roy. Koopa's are still called Koopa's if they're nice. This was proven in the Mario Party seris and Paper Mario.

I''m the leader of the Koopa Bros.We''re hip and cool and uh... we like bacon

frostbite · « **Reply #9 on:** August 24, 2001, 06:11:45 PM »

Or maybe Goombario was just stupid when he called them Koopas. He DID think that the mechanical Bowser was real.

It's not a matter of optimism or pessimism, it's a matter of common sense! (half empty or half full?)

frostbite · « **Reply #10 on:** August 29, 2001, 09:07:59 PM »

and besides, just becuase yoou can't see it doesn't mean its not there, Dr. Evil's first name isn't mentioned in the austin powers movies, so are we to assume he has no first name?

It's not a matter of optimism or pessimism, it's a matter of common sense! (half empty or half full?)

Mauser · « **Reply #11 on:** August 30, 2001, 06:32:45 AM »

Has anyone noticed that bowser is getting really paranoid recently?

Like in Mario Party 3?
It's really obvious in Paper Mario and it even shows up in SMRPG (Although he DOES have a good reason...)

Red Ninja Koopa · « **Reply #12 on:** August 30, 2001, 06:29:14 AM »

ya...I guess everythings finally getting to Bowser. And In Paper Mario, it says Koopa Village. So there :P

I''m the leader of the Koopa Bros.We''re hip and cool and uh... we like bacon

Edited by - Red Ninja Koopa on 8/30/2001 5:29:55 AM