Author Topic: super mario series bloopers (Read 5049 times)

MARIO MASTER 30000 · « **on:** November 19, 2001, 12:41:12 AM »

hey everyone i bet your all happy im not writing in caps.well anyway i have gathered up bloopers for 5 mario games each of the five games have 5 or less bloopers.sit back realax and enjoy.so here goes:
super mario bros:
1.according to the story,the only life form who can free the mushrom pepole from bowsers evil spells is there princess peach.so thats why bowser captured her.[understandable so far].well,why cant peach free them from their spell from her prison in bowsers castle?
2.if bowser turned all the mushrom pepole into diffrent shapes than how come the mushrom pepole in the castle[the ones that always say thank you but our princess in another castle] arent changed?
3.how can bowser get klled by fire [lava]if he breathes fire?its like us getting killed by jumping into a pool of water.
4.how can mario breath under water?
5.how does mario shoot fire balls under water?
super mario bros 2 [american]:
1.if wart hates veggies so much then why does he try to take over the veggie infested world of sudcon?
2.if wart can create any baddy he wants using the dream machine howcome he creates such weak ones like:shy guy etc.?
3.howcome in mario 1 mario and luigi can swim but in this one thy cant?
4.if everything is just a dream how do our hereos get hurt and die?
5.where are the hell are the pepole of subcon anyway?
super mario bros 3:
1.when you first return to the kings castle after you get the magic wands the kings are already trasnsformed!why is that?its you like you just fought a whole battle for nuttin!
2.since when did koopa have kids?7 kids?i dint even know he had a girl![well by the looks of him].
3.how can a raccon fly?
4.howcome all koopas servents[you know the ones who wait in the mini fortresses]look exzacly like morton koopa jr one of bowsers sons?
5.and why is mortans name jr?
super mario world:
1.why does bowser want that poor princess again?
2.why does yoshi run away when you get hit?
3.i think this game is a copy of smb3 just bigger and with yoshi and diffrent [but smiler storyline].
super mario land:
1.wheres luigi?
2.why whould an advance spaceman like tatanga[finally spelled his name right]want an old 12th century king and a ugly little princess named daisy?
3.tatanga must know bowser his army of baddies are similer to bowsers!
4.how can you kill the mini bosses just by pressing a swicth?
5.why is there mushrom kingdom items here?
that is all
if you got the answers to any of these post here or if you have any more post them here also.thanks for your time bye.

VINCENT LIPARI

MARIO MASTER 30000 · « **Reply #1 on:** November 19, 2001, 01:25:33 AM »

O YEA AND GUYS IT TOOK ME A WHILE TO THINK THESE UP

VINCENT LIPARI

MARIO MASTER 30000 · « **Reply #2 on:** November 19, 2001, 02:19:08 AM »

good ones

BUGS ARE SO LAME KILLING THEMS MY GAME

frostbite · « **Reply #3 on:** November 19, 2001, 04:50:47 PM »

you two are the same person! either that, or you both share the same annoying personality! and get this: mario can't breath underwater, and when they go in the 'water' in smb2, it's a waterfall! they fall down the cliff and die!

When your fingers and hands turn blue, you''ll now that I am there, watching you.

red_yoshi · « **Reply #4 on:** November 19, 2001, 05:31:58 PM »

here are the answers to some of your questions

Bowser does not die when he falls in the lava the reason it says you beat him is because with bowser small arm he probally cant swim and the lava is like jelly which would act as a sort of quick sand

Wart takes over the kingdom because he was trying to destroy all the vegies!!!

if you have never heard of the koopa kids then just know i pity you....

most of your questions were pointless so i only answerd 2.. the koopa kid one was not even a questin!!

Yoshi cool
You not cool!!! :)

MARIO MASTER 30000 · « **Reply #5 on:** November 19, 2001, 10:30:47 PM »

i have another mystery in super mario world 2 it says that mario and luigi were born the same time but in all the other mario games mario is older than luigi right!????????

YOU MAY HAVE LET ME DOWN,YOU MAY HAVE NEGELTED ME,YOU MAY HAVE ABONDAND ME!BUT ONE DAY YOU WILL BE SORRY BECAUSE I WILL HAVE MY OWN GAME AND RULE YOUR WORLD AND EVEN BE MORE POPULAR THAN MARIO.THIS IS MY COMEBACK,THIS MY REVENGE-HAHAHA-TATANGA-YOUR FUTURE RULER!!!!

Anonymous Mario Fan · « **Reply #6 on:** November 20, 2001, 01:25:21 PM »

One twin is always a few minutes older than the other!

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OK, I pressed the profile sig button. What? It doesn`t show my sig? That`s not fair!

supakoopa128 · « **Reply #7 on:** November 20, 2001, 05:52:29 PM »

To answer the king one,maybe the wands work from a distance.Oh and I have a question too:How come Green Yoshi takes no time to break from his egg,while the others need bad guys or stars or the end?

Power to Luigi!

CeleTheRef · « **Reply #8 on:** November 22, 2001, 03:57:10 PM »

probably the "green yoshies" race is a more evoluted one.

It's-a penalty kick!

Cele the Ref

red_yoshi · « **Reply #9 on:** November 22, 2001, 04:19:54 PM »

hey are you guys dissing red yoshis!!!
anyway i know why
there is only one green yoshi, in that game
all the others were deffernt
the egg green yoshi was in was not a real egg bowser trapped the yoshi in there when it was a full grown yoshi all the others are fresh out of the egg

Yoshi cool
You not cool!!! :)

supakoopa128 · « **Reply #10 on:** November 22, 2001, 04:34:08 PM »

super mario land questions 4&5:4.The bad guys are probaly robots.5.I think that once getting there,Mario was robbed by one(or more)of Tan...`s helper(s),and-imput space guy`s name-scattered his items everywhere.

Power to Luigi!

CeleTheRef · « **Reply #11 on:** November 22, 2001, 05:09:32 PM »

SMB:
1) yea, u're right. but ya know, Bowser is really stupid.
2) maybe those mushroom retainers were too important to turn into mere Goombas
3) I dunno
4) in SMB there is a time limit. in SMB2 there is not, but Mario doesn't find water levels. in SM64 there is no time limit but he loses energy when swimming under water.
5) they are magic fire balls, of course :P

SMB2:
1) he wants to take over SubCon BECAUSE it's full of veggies. That kingdom is a potential danger for him.
2) strong ones require a lot of resources. He wasn't aware of facing FOUR heroes at once...
3) It's not possible to say if Mario can swim here since he never finds swim-able water on his journey.
4) the dying carachter falls from his/her bed of course.
5) huh?

SMB3:
1) Kings are transformed WHEN you get the wand.
2) Two possible answers: A) Bowser created and adopted those kids. B) the "Koopa Kids" is the name of a band of powerful selected Koopas, not really Bowser's kids.
3) A Japanese tradition says that Racoons may fly if helped by a magical leaf
4) I dunno
5) maybe his dad was in the Koopa Kids team before him.

SMW:
1) 'cause she's nice :P Also because he's too stupid to think at a new thing to do.
2) actually, Yoshi gets hit, not Mario.
3) it has berries, dragon coins, !-blocks and some new things. it's pretty different from SMB3

SML:
1) Luigi must be busy doing something else. Maybe he was getting ready for Mario is Missing!.... :P
2) Maybe he's stupid as Bowser
3) Their businnes.
4) You kill Bowser himself without touching him...
5) Because players would be disoriented by new items.

It's-a penalty kick!

Cele the Ref