Paper Mario Bloopers

[GoldenYoshi]

Post some bloopers about Paper MArio here

Here's one:

Scene: Lava Pirahna: Part 2
*Mario jumps on Lava Bud*
Mario:!!!!!!
LAva Pirhana: That's whatcha get 4 messin' with me!
*Mario sets on fire*
*Peach comes*
Peach:so..hot....what?! Mario! Get the Water!
Mario: NO!!!!!!!! Don't splash me, i'll melt!
Peach:You're going to die anyway, so here's a gift.
*Smooch!*
*Splash!*
Mario:NOOOOOOOOOO!gurgle,gurgle,plop.
Sushie:Well, then, If I can swim, then shouldn't I have gotten soggy? Ohno!!!!
Sushie falls into a watery mess.
Peach:NOOOOO!! Mario! NOOOO!!!! *sniff, boo,hoo!* *wahhhhhhh!!!!*
Peach:uhoh!
*peach cried so much, she melted heself!*
ELDstar:tsk,tsk,tsk... Letme help. REFRESH!
doesn't work
ELDSTAR:REFESH!!!!
still fizzles out
ELDSTAR: FOR THE LAST TIME!!! DOA FRIGGIN' RE-FRESH OR I'll POUND YOU!!!
Works!
ELDSTAR:finally!
*leaves*
*the three molten figures begin to shine*
Bowser:Yes! Good job, LP!
LP: Uh-oh...
Bowser: wha-?
*The three form a powerful Tidal Peach Beam Crusher!*
*woop,woop,woop,woop,WOOP!! KSHHHHHH!!!! POW!!!*
LP:NOOO!!!
*the tidalwave thingie catches on fire, but the beam works!*
(Lava Pirhana and Sushie, Mario and Peach all get melted or burnt)
Kolorado: Draw!

Director:CUT!!
Toad:Blooper!
The Bloopers:Yes? What is it?
Toad: No, you dipsticks! the mistake type of Blooper!
TB:*Argue among themselves*

An extremly rare and valuable Yoshi!
"Who want''s to buy a gold Yoshi? Selling Price, $999,999,999,999,999!"

Edited by - GoldenYoshi on 3/27/2002 1:15:05 PM

[GoldenYoshi]

Here's another one:

*Scene: Fighting The Master for the 3rd time*
Master:Here's my multi-attack!
Kwahhhhh!! Myeeeeeee!!! Chwah!!!
*Couch, hack, hack, cough*
*The Master falls to the ground doing 49 damage*
Mario: :)
*Does a light tap with the hammer*
The hammer misses!
Mario: Shoot! He must have a shield Grrrr.....
Master: Kyahhhhh! Hooooooo!!!! Wah!!!!
*oooof!* *does 30 damage to himself*
Mario: yes!!
*Mario prepares to jump*
Mario:Now this can't go wrong!
*Does a Multibounce for 10 hits.
Stats:
Master:10 Hp left
Mario and Co.:26 hp left
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Master: Now I'm mad!!!!
*does 12 dameage to Mario*
Mario: Go Bow!!!
Bow: Ok!
*Does fan smack for 9 damage*
Blooper: Let me help! *prepares to squirt ink, but instead, farts*
Bow: eeeeeeewwwww!!!!! Get that overgrown octopus out! Stinky!
Director: CUT!!!
Mario: I was just about to kick the Master's butt!
Master: what? cough, hack.
Mario: You heard me. Let's fight.
Toad: Guys, guys, save it for filming!
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Scene:Mario walking on Pleasant path Bridge (the one that goes to Koopa Bros. Fortress)
Mario: (musical notes)
Mario:!!!!
*Mario falls off and gets soaked by the water*
D: CUT!!!!!
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Scene: Final Bowser fight
Bowser: Gwahahah!
*Uses star rod, but it fizzles out.*
Mario: Looking for these? *points to batteries*
Bowser: gimmie!
*bowser charges toward Mario, only to miss and fall out the window*
Toad: great job! Let's shoot some more bloopers!
electro Blooper: Noooo!!!! Don't shoot me! I'm too young! You already shot Blooper! Now don't get me!
Toad: Uhh, Blooper was in the bathroom
*Blooper comes*
Electro blooper: I'm so glad to see you!!! *kisses blooper like nuts*
Super Blooper: awwww! How cute! i never ne that electro blooper was a girl!
D: CUT!!! This is not a make-out movie!! And Electro Blooper, you never said you were a girl! Why?
EB: You never asked.
D: doh.......
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Scene: Toad Town Tunnels
*Mario and Goombario walk into a Blooper's room*
Super Blooper: [BURP]ER!!!!
D: CUT!!!!
*Mario and Goombario walking into  a Blooper's room*
Super Blooper: BLOOPER!!!
*prepares to squirt ink at mario, but farts instead*
D: CUT!!!!
Toad: from the top!! Take 3 annnnd ACTION!
*Mario and Goombario walk into Supr Blooper's room*
Super Blooper: Blooper!!
*prepares Baby bloopers, but instead makes clouds of ink*
D: CUT!! You Bloopers are impossible!!
Goombario: That's why they're called Bloopers.
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An extremly rare and valuable Yoshi!
"Who want''''s to buy a gold Yoshi? Selling Price, $99,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999!" (almost 10 Googols!)

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