Lt eagle listen up.

[bandicootbuddy]

Yo, let's remember that there was a Starcraft on Nintendo. Therefore, here's my version:
Crash comes up to Mario, starts fighting with him. Mario not in mood to fight, runs away. 24 Zerg Zerglings unburrow to attack Crash Bandicoot. Now, as he's running, a force of 12 marines lead by Hyperion Jim Raynor come from the other side. A force of Protoss Zealots & Dragoons led by Fenix, General of Protoss Forces, and Mojo, Praetor of Aiur, surround Crash.
Crash: "NOOOOOOOO!"
Meanwhile, Mario comes up. The Zerglings let him pass.
Mario: You're mine Crash!"
Jim Raynor then shoots a laser battery and kills Crash.
Mario: Raynor, he was mine!
Jim Raynor: Whatever.
NINTENDO WINS! Playstation has to trust Lara Croft.

So basically, this came out to be Playstation vs. Blizzard Entertainment
you b@$tard. you ruined my story so im not working on it. and you hate me cuz i like crash. you f##king bigot.if i leave its cuz you.  i hope when you sleep about it you dream about it. when you dream about i hope you scream about. because your conscience eats at you and you cant breath wthout me. so you can flame me all you want, so F##K YOU JERK.

crash: d@#N! sexy fujins on snubbull shima!

[MadRhetoric]

I'm stayin' outta this!

Boomo arigatou gazaimash ita! and have a nice day!

and to make this sig even hideosely longer:I have joined http://megaman.retrofaction.com/  Forum under the name "Unknown-X".  

[LieutenantEagle]

Umm people I am posting this in public once and for all.  B-buddy and I have already settled the case via e-mail.  There, Deezer, please delete the topic now.  It's wasting your valuable website space.  Add American pictures of Paper Mario to ur website instead?  Or did u already do that.

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Bowser: "Hahahahaha Bill Gates!  But today, your pathetic little attacks won''t beat me."
Bill Gates: "What do you mean by that?"
Bowser: "Look what I..ahem..''borrowed'' from Star Haven!  It''s the Star Rod!  It has the power to grant all wishes!"
Bill Gates: (gasp)
Bowser: "And I wish...that X-Box will never be sold and Nintendo will get 200 billion from sales EVERY DAY!!"
(Bowser then proceeds to flame the 55-billionaire)