Author Topic: What a hottie! (Read 3883 times)

Funky Fungus 101 · « **on:** May 22, 2002, 07:33:30 PM »

What makes Mario such a desireable plumber that Peach can't resist?

why? Why? WHY?!? ... sorry I got carried away

Super Mario 123187 · « **Reply #1 on:** May 22, 2002, 08:37:18 PM »

Perhaps she likes him because when he bends over, his buttcrack doesn't hang out.

If you found go kart tracks in your yard, that was me...but the devoured food....That was Yoshi...he also smashed your windows and stole all of your belongings.....
Yoshi:Hey Wario what are you writing?
Wario:Uhhhh....

Black Mage · « **Reply #2 on:** May 23, 2002, 05:31:48 PM »

Or maybe she looks beyond the standards of today and doesn't care about looks. Is it so hard to believe she might like him for what he is?

Super Mario 123187 · « **Reply #3 on:** May 23, 2002, 06:11:39 PM »

Super Mario · « **Reply #4 on:** May 24, 2002, 05:36:07 PM »

I agree with Black Mage, I don't find that hard to believe, since Mario is a very likeable guy (all those Toads love him!), and I think Peach is a very kind person, and she wouldn't care about looks that much.

Now, let's get our minds off Mario, and try and figure out how Shigeru Miyamoto came up with such a fine video game character! (Whistles!)

Sorry, I've always had a bit of a thing for Peach.

See how the mustache hides the slightly sad smile... and the sideburns, portraying his simple, blue-collar roots... and his legs, thick, wide, the legs of the masses!

frostbite · « **Reply #5 on:** May 25, 2002, 01:14:30 PM »

Do you actually see any 'love' happening? Everyone seems to be making this assumption, but does anyone really have any proof??

Super Mario · « **Reply #6 on:** May 28, 2002, 06:15:20 PM »

Do you have proof that Mario isn't real? No, you don't.

Nyah nyah nya-nyah nyah!!

Kidding.

Really, though, you can't assume it's NOT happening...heh...heh...eh... ... ... sorry.

Ciao.

See how the mustache hides the slightly sad smile... and the sideburns, portraying his simple, blue-collar roots... and his legs, thick, wide, the legs of the masses!

Jöhñbôb · « **Reply #7 on:** May 29, 2002, 01:00:59 PM »

hey, if a guy saved you from an evil turtle-slash-dragon-type-thing-a-ma-bobber, you would love him too (assuming you were a girl, that is)

Eddy: Ed, stop eating all the cheese!
Ed: Cheese? Swiss?
Eddy: Peperroni. Italian.
Ed: Slicer. Aluminum.