What is your current and past profile signature?

[Lizard Dude]

I have had two.

2000-early 2003: "Thus Spake Lizard"
-This parodied a song title (10 points if you know which one) and also climactically ended the post.

After early 2003: "I'm a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven!"
-This resulted from a prank I pulled on myself during the Code Wars. Instead of continuing to write it in each post, I just made it the sig. I didn't really post too much before the Code Wars so getting the new sig once I started posting more was rather appropriate.

Future:?
-I thought of a really good sig yesterday but I can't remember it. Maybe it will come back?

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven!”

[Chupperson Weird]

I've had too many sigs to remember.

You're homeschooled, Marionut? Huh. I didn't know that. But at least I knew the fact in question that you didn't... seriously, you can't blame it on being homeschooled.

[jon]

Mine is to get on people's nerves. Strange, huh?

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Mario likes to dance in his backwards pants!

[KinopioToad]

I've had maybe around 5 or 6, maybe more, sigs through out my time here. The ones I recall the most are my first, back in March/April 2001 until some time later, it was "Would you like to buy a star?" I remember a guy(don't remember who) made a little check on paint for a star and sent it to me and I sent him a little animated starman back. That was fun...I left in what I'm going to guess was December 2001, maybe earlier, maybe later.. When I made short one or two week return here, only to find the board filled with flames and people abusing HTML, beofre it was enabled here, I joined in the fury, my sig was imply "I hate you."
And I returned yesterday, I changed that into what you see now.


I''m a Ninja. A freaking awesome one too.

[Mario Master]

I've not been around too long so I've only had two sigs:

Everybody has the right to stupidity, but you''re abusing the privilage.

And my current: If I had a dime for every time someone called me forgetful, I'd... um... What were we talking about again?

Future one I thought about:'

</Mario Master>

Under these clothes... heh... I'm naked.

</stupidity>

Kiss my hairy, yellow butt! -Homer

Hold still.  I'm trying to kill you.

No, no, no.  I'm not talking with you, I'm talking at you.

Director: Ok, Mario, get it right this time!
Mario: It's-a me!  Madio! (mario's accent)
Director: Cut!
Mario: @!&*@

Take a shower!  I can smell you though my speakers!

[Dr. Mario]

Ok here are the ones I've used:

1st- This is from a song sung by Stephen Lynch
"Special Fred, mama dropped him on his head. Now he thinks he's a piece of bread, cause he's a little bit special."

2nd- I saw this on TV
Scratch here to reveal prize!

3rd- This one I actually came up with myself
What is wrong with this guy?
...Besides Everything!

And my current one. Which my friend came up with.

"I see!" said the blind man, to his deaf son, as the no-legged man walked by.