It's-a me! Meowrio! Frogs are my favorite animal. Skunks are my second favorite. Rats are my third favorite. Those are odd choices you say? Well why do you say that? Here's my reasoning...
Frogs: Alright! Frogs are the coolest and cutest animals on Earth! THey are the best! THey jump so well, and they can be poisonous, or have super long tongues, the list goes on and on!
Skunks: Skunks are also incredibly adorable and cool! They're like cats except furrier. And don't just think they're limited to black and white either. THey come in a variety of colors! Cinnamaon, All white, Dalmation, Fawn, Sable, Champagne, Brown, and many others. Then there's the smell part! That's so cool! THat's gotta be like the coolest defense any animal has!! To be able to ward off foes by shooting an oily yellow liquid at them that makes them stink for weeks.
Rats: Rats are yet again, cute and cool. I don't care how many people think they're disgusting. They're just so cute with their big ears and tickling whiskers. Like skunks, they come in a variety of colors. There's a difference between pet rats and sewer rats in case you're discriminatory against rats. There's actually a club for them just like the AKC is for dogs. I have a pet rat!
Well? What do you think? Like them? hate them? I wanna know what everyone here thinks about Frogs, Skunks, and/or rats. Let me know!
Only a fool scoffs at the laws of Ushido. *Takes out Katana* The might of righteousness will overcome the wrath of evil. *Eats slice of Pizza* My cause is worthy. Meow! I am the Samurai Pizza Cat!