What song from what movie?

[Jake]

In this subject, you have to type songs from movies. It can be from an animated movie, or not. Anyway, guess who the ??? is, and what movie this character is from:

???:Gosh it disturbs me to see you Gaston, looking so down in the dumps!
Every guy here loved to be you, Gaston, even when taking your lumps!
There's no man in town who's as admired as you, your everyone's favorite guy!
Everyone's awed, and inspired by you, and it's not very hard to see whhhhhhhhhhhhy!
Nooooooooooooooo onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnes, sllllick as Gaston, no ones quick as Gaston, no ones neck is incredibly thick as Gaston, for theres no man in town half as manly!
Perfect, a pure perry-gon!
You can ask any Tom, **** or Stanley, and theyl'l tell you who's team they prefer to be oooon!

Eveyone (except Gaston): Noooooooooooooooo onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnes been like Gaston, a king pin like Gaston...

???:no one has a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston!

Gaston: As a specimen, yes I'm intimidating!

Eveyone (except Gaston and ???): My what a guy, that Gaston! Give 5 hur-ahs, give twelve hip-hips...

???: Gaston is the best, and the rest is all drips!

Eveyone (Except Gaston and ???): Noooooooooooooo onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnne fights like Gaston, douses lights like Gaston...

One guy: in a wrestling match, nobody bites like Gaston!

Bimbets: For theres no one as burrly and brawny!

Gaston: As you see, Iv'e got bicepts to spare!

???: Not a little bit scraggley or scrawney!

Gaston: Thats right! And every last inch of me's covered with hair!

Everyone (except for Gaston and ???): No one pits like Gaston, matches wits like Gaston...

???: In a spitting match, nobody spits like Gaston!

Gaston: I'm enspecially good at expacterating! Patooie!

4 guys: Ten points for Gaston!

Gaston: When I was a lad, I ate four dousin eggs, evey morning to hel;p me get large! And now that I've grown, I eat 5 dousin eggs, now I'm roughly the size of a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarge!

Eveyone (except for Gaston and ???): Nooooooooooooooooooo onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnne shoots like Gaston, gives us booze like Gaston...

???: No one gos trampling around wearing boots like Gaston!

Gaston: I use antlars in all my decorating!

Everyone (except Gaston and ???): My what a guuuuuuuuuuuy, Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaastooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon!

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Luigi hated it when he craped his pants. Boo!

[Jake]

Um, how come the name **** was crossed out? I meant the name, not the private!


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Luigi hated it when he craped his pants. Boo!

Edited by - Lonic the Elfinhog on 11/26/2003 10:42:07 AM

[Markio]

Um, I have absolutely NO idea what movie that is, but while everyone else guesses, I post the next one.

???:They've been laughing since I can I remember.
But they're not gonna laugh anymore.
No more Dork of the week,
No more ???ie the geek,
like befooooorrrrreee!

Girl: No more algebra tests till September.

Boy: No more looking at losers like him.

Two boys: No more having to cheat,
          No more mystery meat.

Guys:  No more Gym No more Gym No more Gym  NO MORE GYM!

Girl: Gonna move to the mall!

Boy: Gonna live by the pool!

???: Gonna talk to Roxanne,
and not feel like a fool, Cause-

Everyone: After today, I'm gonna be cruisin'!

???: After today, she'll be miiiiine!

Everybody: After today, my brain'll be snoozin'!

???; If I don't faint, I'll be fiiiiine!

Girls: We've got forty more minutes, of home economics,

Boys: Then down with the deadbeats,

Nerds: And up with the comics.

???: Just think about all the time I've been losing,
Thinking of the right thing to say!

Everyone: But things will be going my way!  After today!

???: She looked right through me... and who could blame her...
I need a new me... for some positive proof, that I not just a goof!  Because-

Everyone: After today, I gonna be cruisin'!

Goths: No more pep rally to cuuut! Bleyh!

Everyone: After today, my brain'll be snoozin'

Bus driver: I'm gonna sit on my buuutt.

???: I've got less than hour,
 before this has ended,
I'll either be famous,

Principal: Or you'll be suspended!

???: Think about all the time I've been losing,
thinking of the right thing to saaay!

Everyone: Thing will be going my way,
After todaaaaaaAAAAAY!

???,(slowly): I wish that this was the day... after today...


If there are any misspellings, I'm leavin 'em.

The End.

[TEM]

"A Goofy Movie"

Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.

[Jake]

That's Max from A Goofy Movie. Anyway, if you want to know who and what I was talking about, that was LeFou from Beauty and the Beast singing the "Gaston" song. In case you don't know who the heck LeFou is, he was Gaston's short, fat sidekick.

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Luigi hated it when he craped his pants. Boo!

[Markio]

???: I wake up late in my bed.
Alarm clock next to my head.
Want to sleep inSTEAD
of dealing with schoooool.

Hit the snooze button twice.
Shower's cold as ice.
Spilt my crispy RICE,
that's so uncoooool.

I ruined my skirt,
and my feet kinda hurt,
'cause I'm wearing two left shoooes.

I'm stuck in a bit,
but I ain't gonna quit,
'cause I know how to kill these bluuues!

I just close my eyse and saaay!

...

Another perfect daaaAAAY
And then my troubles just float away.
Another perfect daaaAAAY.
Another perfect DAAAAAaaaaaay.

The End.

[Screech]

Even Stevens.

"Walk softly and carry a Super Scope."

[Jake]

Il'l give you a hint on this one. It is from an R rated animated musical film:

??? ??? ??: Bombs are flying, people are dying, children are crying, polotition are lying, too.
Cancer is killing, Texicos spilling, the whole words gone to hell, but how are you?
I'm super, thanks for asking, all things considered, I couldn't feel much better, I must say!
I'm feeling super, no nothing bugs me!
Everything is super when your, don't you think I look cute in this hat?
I'm so sorry, Mr.Cripple, but I just can't feel to sorry for you right now!
'Cause I'm feeling, so insanely super, that not even the slightest thought that you can't walk can bring me down!

Gay Dancers: He's super, thanks for asking, all things considered, he couldn't be better he must say!

??? ??? ??: I'm feeling super, no nothing bugs me!
Everything is super when your, don't you think I look cute in this hat, these little pants, this little tie I bought at Merve's?
I'm super!

Gay Dancers: In the churches as well!

??? ??? ??: Stick 'em up!

Gay Dancers: ??? ??? ?? is here to tell!

??? ??? ??: Skittles!

Gay Dancers: Yes, he's super and wants to say, everything is super when your, gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
When your gay!

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Luigi hated it when he craped his pants. Boo!

[Jake]

Give up? Big Gay Al from South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut.

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