I feel Good Today! (Emotionally)
I think it's not a bad idea to compare these, but sometimes choices like these are bad to compare. If you give these choices to a kid who was poisoned with violence, he would obviosly pick South Park or whatever. However, there are many different people who would make different decisions so if you're using this to make you're next story, let's just say it won't appeal to all members. (Unless you make a story that contains all of the elements of the choices mentioned above.)