y cant metroid crawl
How did that person even get down there and 
opened the door no less.
rereading the n00bs on the first page of this thread was just as bad.
I know. That one user that said 
Metroid. Rocks. The Hou- oh wait, that was you. :p
It makes me sad, but I also think it's kinda funny, watching all these new 
Super Metroid players. Or hearing about them, rather, since I don't have a Wii U