« on: September 24, 2001, 08:40:47 PM »
Mario was teaching his audience efficiency techniques. After the lecture was over he ended with a word of caution. "You don't want to try these techniques at home."
"Why not?" asked a Goomba in the audience.
"I was watching Peach's breakfast routine for years. She carried only one item at a time, taking many trips to the stove, the cabinets, the fridge, and the table. 'Hon,' I said, 'why don't you try carrying several things at once?'"
"Did it save time?"
"Actually, yes. It used to take her twenty minutes to prepare breakfast. Now I do it in seven minutes."
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OK, I pressed the profile sig button. What? It doesn`t show my sig? That`s not fair!
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Dennis, Nell, Edna, Leon, Nedra, Anita, Rolf, Nora, Alice, Carol, Leo, Jane, Reed, Dena, Dale, Basil, Rae, Penny, Lana, Dave, Denny, Lena, Ida, Bernadette, Ben, Ray, Lila, Nina, Jo, Ira, Mara, Sara, MARIO, Jan, Ina, Lily, Arne, Bette, Dan, Reba, Diane, Lynn, Ed, Eva, Dana, Lynne, Pearl, Isabel, Ada, Ned, Dee, Rena, Joel, Lora, Cecil, Aaron, Flora, Tina, Arden, Noel, and Ellen sinned. [Mario sinned!]
