Ask Mario!

[Purple Yoshi]

I've got a question.  Is there a way to get Rainbow Yoshi in Yoshi's Story?  I've heard a lot of debate about it and I was wondering.

 YOSHI!!!

[Super Mario.]

Ok about Yoshi's story I being Mario have the book and do look at codes so....Im sorry there isnt a rainbo yoshi. Jumpman...ok mmmmm Yep me mario is Jumpman I lookd fine just the arcade grapics didnt dazzly people as well as the NGC so ask ask me-a Mario!

Mario:Its a-me Mario! Bowser:soon it will be dead Mario! Mario:HELP! Yoshi:Wake up Mario you had a bad dream! Mario:I will get you Bowser! Yoshi:You dont understand! Mario throws yoshi across his bedroom who lands on the floor. Luigi:You got him alright! Mario:I had a drem I threw Bowser and blew him out of TMK! Luigi:More like Yoshi! Yoshi:Thats ok what do we supposed to do today? Peach:HELP! Yoshi:Oh..that! Mario:Lets-a-go!
(Im the real Mario the one who beats Bowser!)

[frostbite]

If you were Mario, how could you be posting in a message board in a universe where Mario is fictional?

"Sure, most Nintendo fans remain hopeful, because this is essentially a pre-requisite for being a Nintendo fan, but I personally have had enough. This company seems to hate its consumers. It doesn''t even know who the hell they are. We are not a bunch of idiot kids who want 10-hours in Miyamoto''s garden marvelling at how detailed the textures are on some giant tincan. We want ACTUAL VIDEOGAMES! Of course, Nintendo are too high on themselves to realize this."

[Blue Yoshi]

You atheist!  We only think Mario is fictional because we've never seen him!  I'm still waiting for my Shroom Cake from Star Haven, though...

Mr. Puppet: Unless you meet our demands, we will slather your shoes with mayonnaise and throw them from the highest mountains into a turnip patch below.  Then we will eat your house.  And your little dog too!  Any objections?
Mr. Puppet's janitor: Yes, sir.  Several.
Mr. Puppet: Yeah, well, who's the leader here?  Me!!
Mr. Puppet's janitor: But, sir, you asked...
Mr. Puppet: Silence!  Or I will throw to the pandas!

Sniff sniff... do I smell a Lucky Fruit?  Wahoo!